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I'm running out of asian jokes.....

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You Know You're Asian

You
live in Asia.
You
look at your friend and see that he has the same HAIRCUT as you.
You
tap on the table when someone is pouring you tea.
People
start yelling Ni Ho Ma?
People
think you're Chinese no matter what part of Asia you are truly from.
At
a restaurant, you order a delicious glass of water for your beverage and
NEVER order dessert.
Your
family always cheers for the Asian athlete on TV.
Your
parents will get you into places 50% off by saying you are 12 when you are
really 15.
Your
parents enjoy comparing you to their friends' kids.
Your
non Asian friends ask you how to curse in your language, to curse to other
Asians.
Your
relatives' houses smell either like mothballs or medicine.
You
have rocks, sticks, leaves, and other strange smelling stuff in your
medicine cabinet.
You
mostly listen to rap, dance and techno music/songs.
Your
parents owns a store like a restaurant.
You've
visited this site.
Your
mom has a short haired, curly perm.
Your
dad is some kind of engineer.
You
ask your parents for help on a math problem and 2 hours later they are still
lecturing.
You
shop 99 ranch.
You've
learned to keep bargaining even if the prices are rock bottom.
You've
eaten parts of animals they don't even put in hot dogs.
You
have painful memories of the feather duster.
You
dress like all your Asian friends.
You
get nothing when you do well in school, but you get crapped on when you
don't.
You
have about 12 or more Aunts or Uncles.
You
have tiles in at least 2 rooms in your house.
You've
read my page up to here.
Your
family owns Asian Cars (Toyota).
You
have woven mats in your house.
You
shop at a Local Asian Market.
Your
family takes pictures everywhere they go.
Your
dad has the same haircut he had when he was a child.
You
see lots of Karaoke videos with phony girls in them.
Nothing
matches in your house.
You
have a box of noodles in your house.
You
have a bucket full of rice in your pantry.
Your
dad still wears the tube of socks with the stripes.
You
own some kind of Video Game Machine.
You
either know how to break dance or knows someone who does.
All
your little girl relatives have the same hair style.
You
are usually taller than your parents once you reach puberty.
You
tell your parents your crisis period and they always have a story to tell
you about the same situation they had been through when they were your age.
You
have a pair of sandals.
You
have had the hairstyle where you part it in the middle or still have it
(Mainly for Males).
Your
parents or grandparents own a garden.
You
only have Asian doctors/dentist.
You
either know how to speak your language or don't.
You
make fun of your parents when they speak English.
Your
parents like to gamble

posted by  Integraluver2

As a chinese person I found quite a lot of that true so it's not really a joke.

posted by  fudge

So you're Asian? Never would have guessed...

posted by  hondaman

thats what makes it funny dickweed. I know its true, thats why I posted it rice monkey, hey do you know what chinese chicken is?
Fudge: me think it cat?
Correct!!!!! you win a slightly used straw triangle hat!!!!!!!!!!!!!

posted by  Integraluver2

Funny what you can say on the internet and get away with.

posted by  fudge

yeah, like this
whats yellow and go's "cheap cheap"
a chinese hooker

How do you know if you're Korean?
When you've got a bucket in your bathroom.

How do you know when Chinese are moving into your neighborhood?
When the Mexicans start getting car insurance

What's the difference between a pot of lobsters and a group of Japanese
tourists who've just been run over by a ricer?
There's no difference, they're all crustaceans ("crushed
Asians")
Top 10 Things Asians Should Have

10. Top Ramen
9. Plastic covered furniture
8. Motorola pager
7. Acura Integra w/ curb side scrapers, fog lights, spoiler,
rims,Type R decal..etc..
6. Rice cooker
5. Vtec t-shirt
4. Karaoke machine
3. A white hat
2. Joy Luck Club video
1. Chow Yun Fat bowl mop cut


RICE ON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-OUT

posted by  Integraluver2

hey fudge packer- is your moms snatch slit horizontally, or is that just a myth?

posted by  Integraluver2

I wouldn't know. But I believe in karma.

posted by  fudge

Hey Integraluver2 , just a little warning. Hope you enjoy your time here, it most likely wont last much longer :thumbs:

posted by  car_crazy89

If i wasnt' somewhat durnk I woluld find all this very offensive.

posted by  hondaman

Haha, you said 'durnk' :laughing:

posted by  car_crazy89

He's probaly just looking for some fun, looking for someone as idiotic as himself to start an argument with. I'm asian, and i don't take offence, a lot of it's true. But he has to be either asian or very good friends with asians to know them so well. Im thinking hes a lonely little asian boy just looking for some human contact, and hoping that insulting his own culture will bring upon some contact with another living thing, no matter how weird or malicious it is.

posted by  aerith

Why does "Juvenile" keep springing to mind.

posted by  Wally

Hey Wally, how bout YOU ban him :hi: :laughing:

posted by  99integra

Its' only a mattef of time beofre a mod finds him again.

posted by  hondaman

That's what the mods are paid for. :wink2:

posted by  Wally

YOU don't pay them though WALLY :hi:

posted by  99integra

Does George Bush personallly handle your tax assessment?

posted by  Wally

Smartass, YOU ARE UNFEDFAT, but yet, I have no proff, you mysterious bastard :laughing:

posted by  99integra

i got all the good threads, if I don't then STOP POSTING IN THEM

posted by  Integraluver2

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