I'm running out of asian jokes.....
You Know You're Asian
live in Asia.
look at your friend and see that he has the same HAIRCUT as you.
tap on the table when someone is pouring you tea.
start yelling Ni Ho Ma?
think you're Chinese no matter what part of Asia you are truly from.
a restaurant, you order a delicious glass of water for your beverage and
NEVER order dessert.
family always cheers for the Asian athlete on TV.
parents will get you into places 50% off by saying you are 12 when you are
parents enjoy comparing you to their friends' kids.
non Asian friends ask you how to curse in your language, to curse to other
relatives' houses smell either like mothballs or medicine.
have rocks, sticks, leaves, and other strange smelling stuff in your
mostly listen to rap, dance and techno music/songs.
parents owns a store like a restaurant.
visited this site.
mom has a short haired, curly perm.
dad is some kind of engineer.
ask your parents for help on a math problem and 2 hours later they are still
shop 99 ranch.
learned to keep bargaining even if the prices are rock bottom.
eaten parts of animals they don't even put in hot dogs.
have painful memories of the feather duster.
dress like all your Asian friends.
get nothing when you do well in school, but you get crapped on when you
have about 12 or more Aunts or Uncles.
have tiles in at least 2 rooms in your house.
read my page up to here.
family owns Asian Cars (Toyota).
have woven mats in your house.
shop at a Local Asian Market.
family takes pictures everywhere they go.
dad has the same haircut he had when he was a child.
see lots of Karaoke videos with phony girls in them.
matches in your house.
have a box of noodles in your house.
have a bucket full of rice in your pantry.
dad still wears the tube of socks with the stripes.
own some kind of Video Game Machine.
either know how to break dance or knows someone who does.
your little girl relatives have the same hair style.
are usually taller than your parents once you reach puberty.
tell your parents your crisis period and they always have a story to tell
you about the same situation they had been through when they were your age.
have a pair of sandals.
have had the hairstyle where you part it in the middle or still have it
(Mainly for Males).
parents or grandparents own a garden.
only have Asian doctors/dentist.
either know how to speak your language or don't.
make fun of your parents when they speak English.
parents like to gamble
As a chinese person I found quite a lot of that true so it's not really a joke.
So you're Asian? Never would have guessed...
thats what makes it funny dickweed. I know its true, thats why I posted it
rice monkey, hey do you know what chinese chicken is?
Fudge: me think it cat?
Correct!!!!! you win a slightly used straw triangle hat!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Funny what you can say on the internet and get away with.
yeah, like this
whats yellow and go's "cheap cheap"
a chinese hooker
How do you know if you're Korean?
When you've got a bucket in your bathroom.
How do you know when Chinese are moving into your neighborhood?
When the Mexicans start getting car insurance
What's the difference between a pot of lobsters and a group of Japanese
tourists who've just been run over by a ricer?
There's no difference, they're all crustaceans ("crushed
Top 10 Things Asians Should Have
10. Top Ramen
9. Plastic covered furniture
8. Motorola pager
7. Acura Integra w/ curb side scrapers, fog lights, spoiler,
rims,Type R decal..etc..
6. Rice cooker
5. Vtec t-shirt
4. Karaoke machine
3. A white hat
2. Joy Luck Club video
1. Chow Yun Fat bowl mop cut
RICE ON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-OUT
hey fudge packer- is your moms snatch slit horizontally, or is that just a myth?
I wouldn't know. But I believe in karma.
Hey Integraluver2 , just a little warning. Hope you enjoy your time here, it most likely wont last much longer :thumbs:
If i wasnt' somewhat durnk I woluld find all this very offensive.
Haha, you said 'durnk' :laughing:
He's probaly just looking for some fun, looking for someone as idiotic as himself to start an argument with. I'm asian, and i don't take offence, a lot of it's true. But he has to be either asian or very good friends with asians to know them so well. Im thinking hes a lonely little asian boy just looking for some human contact, and hoping that insulting his own culture will bring upon some contact with another living thing, no matter how weird or malicious it is.
Why does "Juvenile" keep springing to mind.
Hey Wally, how bout YOU ban him :hi: :laughing:
Its' only a mattef of time beofre a mod finds him again.
That's what the mods are paid for. :wink2:
YOU don't pay them though WALLY :hi:
Does George Bush personallly handle your tax assessment?
Smartass, YOU ARE UNFEDFAT, but yet, I have no proff, you mysterious bastard :laughing:
i got all the good threads, if I don't then STOP POSTING IN THEM