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thisone died off a long while ago...probabaly before a lot of youguys were here, but some will remember...

story time... 4 words per turn...

il start her off... (just copy and paste it then add your part)
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once upon a time

posted by  mazda6man

There was a man

posted by  Satty101

who loved to play

posted by  Zalight

Once apon a time there was a man who loved to play with barbies and eat

posted by  Bubba

Once apon a time there was a man who loved to play with barbies and eat, while wearing pink lipstick

posted by  Inygknok

Once apon a time there was a man who loved to play with barbies and eat, while wearing pink lipstick on the top of

posted by  boothe

Once apon a time there was a man who loved to play with barbies and eat, while wearing pink lipstick on the top of a bright red truck

posted by  DSMDriver

Once upon a time there was a man who loved to play with barbies and eat, while wearing pink lipstick on the top of a bright red truck. But, one day, there............

posted by  Godlaus

Once upon a time there was a man who loved to play with barbies and eat, while wearing pink lipstick on the top of a bright red truck. But, one day, there the truck was gone.

posted by  Satty101

Once upon a time there was a man who loved to play with barbies and eat, while wearing pink lipstick on the top of a bright red truck. But, one day,the truck was gone. The young man was

posted by  Godlaus

Once upon a time there was a man who loved to play with barbies and eat, while wearing pink lipstick on the top of a bright red truck. But, one day,the truck was gone. The young man was so scared, he tried

posted by  moostang104314

Once upon a time there was a man who loved to play with barbies and eat, while wearing pink lipstick on the top of a bright red truck. But, one day,the truck was gone. The young man was so scared, he tried to see if he

posted by  mazda6man

Once upon a time there was a man who loved to play with barbies and eat, while wearing pink lipstick on the top of a bright red truck. But, one day,the truck was gone. The young man was so scared, he tried to see if he had his glasses on.

posted by  mumin

Once upon a time there was a man who loved to play with barbies and eat, while wearing pink lipstick on the top of a bright red truck. But, one day,the truck was gone. The young man was so scared, he tried to see if he had his glasses on, then he woke up

posted by  Import-tuner

Once upon a time there was a man who loved to play with barbies and eat, while wearing pink lipstick on the top of a bright red truck. But, one day,the truck was gone. The young man was so scared, he tried to see if he had his glasses on, then he woke up with his glasses off.

posted by  mumin

Once upon a time there was a man who loved to play with barbies and eat, while wearing pink lipstick on the top of a bright red truck. But, one day,the truck was gone. The young man was so scared, he tried to see if he had his glasses on, then he woke up with his glasses off and a sleeping guy

posted by  Import-tuner

Once upon a time there was a man who loved to play with barbies and eat, while wearing pink lipstick on the top of a bright red truck. But, one day,the truck was gone. The young man was so scared, he tried to see if he had his glasses on, then he woke up with his glasses off and a sleeping guy right next door, he figured

posted by  mazda6man

just a question I'm little lost is there one or two guys.?

posted by  mumin

Once upon a time there was a man who loved to play with barbies and eat, while wearing pink lipstick on the top of a bright red truck. But, one day,the truck was gone. The young man was so scared, he tried to see if he had his glasses on, then he woke up with his glasses off and a sleeping guy right next door, he figured, but he wasnt certain

posted by  Import-tuner

Once upon a time there was a man who loved to play with barbies and eat, while wearing pink lipstick on the top of a bright red truck. But, one day,the truck was gone. The young man was so scared, he tried to see if he had his glasses on, then he woke up with his glasses off and a sleeping guy right next door, he figured, but he wasnt certain if he was awaken

posted by  mumin

Once upon a time there was a man who loved to play with barbies and eat, while wearing pink lipstick on the top of a bright red truck. But, one day,the truck was gone. The young man was so scared, he tried to see if he had his glasses on, then he woke up with his glasses off and a sleeping guy right next door, he figured, but he wasnt certain if he was awake, so he decided to

posted by  Import-tuner

Once upon a time there was a man who loved to play with barbies and eat, while wearing pink lipstick on the top of a bright red truck. But, one day,the truck was gone. The young man was so scared, he tried to see if he had his glasses on, then he woke up with his glasses off and a sleeping guy right next door, he figured, but he wasnt certain if he was awake, so he decided to make sure that he

posted by  mumin

Once upon a time there was a man who loved to play with barbies and eat, while wearing pink lipstick on the top of a bright red truck. But, one day,the truck was gone. The young man was so scared, he tried to see if he had his glasses on, then he woke up with his glasses off and a sleeping guy right next door, he figured, but he wasnt certain if he was awake, so he decided to make sure that he wasnt dead by chopping

posted by  Import-tuner

Once upon a time there was a man who loved to play with barbies and eat, while wearing pink lipstick on the top of a bright red truck. But, one day,the truck was gone. The young man was so scared, he tried to see if he had his glasses on, then he woke up with his glasses off and a sleeping guy right next door, he figured, but he wasnt certain if he was awake, so he decided to make sure that he wasnt dead by chopping off his pinky finger.

posted by  Zalight

Once upon a time there was a man who loved to play with barbies and eat, while wearing pink lipstick on the top of a bright red truck. But, one day,the truck was gone. The young man was so scared, he tried to see if he had his glasses on, then he woke up with his glasses off and a sleeping guy right next door, he figured, but he wasnt certain if he was awake, so he decided to make sure that he wasnt dead by chopping off his pinky finger. Then his wife found

posted by  windsonian

Once upon a time there was a man who loved to play with barbies and eat, while wearing pink lipstick on the top of a bright red truck. But, one day,the truck was gone. The young man was so scared, he tried to see if he had his glasses on, then he woke up with his glasses off and a sleeping guy right next door, he figured, but he wasnt certain if he was awake, so he decided to make sure that he wasnt dead by chopping off his pinky finger. Then his wife found the secret door to

posted by  mumin

Once upon a time there was a man who loved to play with barbies and eat, while wearing pink lipstick on the top of a bright red truck. But, one day,the truck was gone. The young man was so scared, he tried to see if he had his glasses on, then he woke up with his glasses off and a sleeping guy right next door, he figured, but he wasnt certain if he was awake, so he decided to make sure that he wasnt dead by chopping off his pinky finger. Then his wife found the secret door to his undergound laboratory. She

posted by  Bubba

Once upon a time there was a man who loved to play with barbies and eat, while wearing pink lipstick on the top of a bright red truck. But, one day,the truck was gone. The young man was so scared, he tried to see if he had his glasses on, then he woke up with his glasses off and a sleeping guy right next door, he figured, but he wasnt certain if he was awake, so he decided to make sure that he wasnt dead by chopping off his pinky finger. Then his wife found the secret door to his undergound laboratory. She grabbed the pinky finger

posted by  boothe

Once upon a time there was a man who loved to play with barbies and eat, while wearing pink lipstick on the top of a bright red truck. But, one day,the truck was gone. The young man was so scared, he tried to see if he had his glasses on, then he woke up with his glasses off and a sleeping guy right next door, he figured, but he wasnt certain if he was awake, so he decided to make sure that he wasnt dead by chopping off his pinky finger. Then his wife found the secret door to his undergound laboratory. She grabbed the pinky finger, threw it out the window,

(I cheated, I know)

posted by  Godlaus

Once upon a time there was a man who loved to play with barbies and eat, while wearing pink lipstick on the top of a bright red truck. But, one day,the truck was gone. The young man was so scared, he tried to see if he had his glasses on, then he woke up with his glasses off and a sleeping guy right next door, he figured, but he wasnt certain if he was awake, so he decided to make sure that he wasnt dead by chopping off his pinky finger. Then his wife found the secret door to his undergound laboratory. She grabbed the pinky finger, threw it out the window,and moved on to

posted by  Satty101

Once upon a time there was a man who loved to play with barbies and eat, while wearing pink lipstick on the top of a bright red truck. But, one day,the truck was gone. The young man was so scared, he tried to see if he had his glasses on, then he woke up with his glasses off and a sleeping guy right next door, he figured, but he wasnt certain if he was awake, so he decided to make sure that he wasnt dead by chopping off his pinky finger. Then his wife found the secret door to his undergound laboratory. She grabbed the pinky finger, threw it out the window,and moved on to destroy the secret lab.

posted by  Zalight

Once upon a time there was a man who loved to play with barbies and eat, while wearing pink lipstick on the top of a bright red truck. But, one day,the truck was gone. The young man was so scared, he tried to see if he had his glasses on, then he woke up with his glasses off and a sleeping guy right next door, he figured, but he wasnt certain if he was awake, so he decided to make sure that he wasnt dead by chopping off his pinky finger. Then his wife found the secret door to his undergound laboratory. She grabbed the pinky finger, threw it out the window,and moved on to destroy the secret lab. once he found the

posted by  mazda6man

Once upon a time there was a man who loved to play with barbies and eat, while wearing pink lipstick on the top of a bright red truck. But, one day,the truck was gone. The young man was so scared, he tried to see if he had his glasses on, then he woke up with his glasses off and a sleeping guy right next door, he figured, but he wasnt certain if he was awake, so he decided to make sure that he wasnt dead by chopping off his pinky finger. Then his wife found the secret door to his undergound laboratory. She grabbed the pinky finger, threw it out the window,and moved on to destroy the secret lab. Once he found the secret to true happiness,

posted by  Godlaus

Once upon a time there was a man who loved to play with barbies and eat, while wearing pink lipstick on the top of a bright red truck. But, one day,the truck was gone. The young man was so scared, he tried to see if he had his glasses on, then he woke up with his glasses off and a sleeping guy right next door, he figured, but he wasnt certain if he was awake, so he decided to make sure that he wasnt dead by chopping off his pinky finger. Then his wife found the secret door to his undergound laboratory. She grabbed the pinky finger, threw it out the window,and moved on to destroy the secret lab. Once he found the secret to true happiness, because he was JACKINGoff

posted by  CarEXPERT

Once upon a time there was a man who loved to play with barbies and eat, while wearing pink lipstick on the top of a bright red truck. But, one day,the truck was gone. The young man was so scared, he tried to see if he had his glasses on, then he woke up with his glasses off and a sleeping guy right next door, he figured, but he wasnt certain if he was awake, so he decided to make sure that he wasnt dead by chopping off his pinky finger. Then his wife found the secret door to his undergound laboratory. She grabbed the pinky finger, threw it out the window,and moved on to destroy the secret lab. Once he found the secret to true happiness, because he was JACKINGoff. However, once he found

posted by  Satty101

new rule... keep it clean

Once upon a time there was a man who loved to play with barbies and eat, while wearing pink lipstick on the top of a bright red truck. But, one day,the truck was gone. The young man was so scared, he tried to see if he had his glasses on, then he woke up with his glasses off and a sleeping guy right next door, he figured, but he wasnt certain if he was awake, so he decided to make sure that he wasnt dead by chopping off his pinky finger. Then his wife found the secret door to his undergound laboratory. She grabbed the pinky finger, threw it out the window,and moved on to destroy the secret lab. Once he found the secret to true happiness, because he was JACKINGoff. However, once he found the magical fruit of

posted by  mazda6man

(Wow, this story makes absolutely no sense...)

Once upon a time there was a man who loved to play with barbies and eat, while wearing pink lipstick on the top of a bright red truck. But, one day,the truck was gone. The young man was so scared, he tried to see if he had his glasses on, then he woke up with his glasses off and a sleeping guy right next door, he figured, but he wasnt certain if he was awake, so he decided to make sure that he wasnt dead by chopping off his pinky finger. Then his wife found the secret door to his undergound laboratory. She grabbed the pinky finger, threw it out the window,and moved on to destroy the secret lab. Once he found the secret to true happiness, because he was jacking off. However, once he found the magical fruit of the country Zaire, which is

posted by  Zalight

Once upon a time there was a man who loved to play with barbies and eat, while wearing pink lipstick on the top of a bright red truck. But, one day,the truck was gone. The young man was so scared, he tried to see if he had his glasses on, then he woke up with his glasses off and a sleeping guy right next door, he figured, but he wasnt certain if he was awake, so he decided to make sure that he wasnt dead by chopping off his pinky finger. Then his wife found the secret door to his undergound laboratory. She grabbed the pinky finger, threw it out the window,and moved on to destroy the secret lab. Once he found the secret to true happiness, because he was jacking off. However, once he found the magical fruit of the country Zaire, which is known for its magical fruit,

posted by  Godlaus

Once upon a time there was a man who loved to play with barbies and eat, while wearing pink lipstick on the top of a bright red truck. But, one day,the truck was gone. The young man was so scared, he tried to see if he had his glasses on, then he woke up with his glasses off and a sleeping guy right next door, he figured, but he wasnt certain if he was awake, so he decided to make sure that he wasnt dead by chopping off his pinky finger. Then his wife found the secret door to his undergound laboratory. She grabbed the pinky finger, threw it out the window,and moved on to destroy the secret lab. Once he found the secret to true happiness, because he was jacking off. However, once he found the magical fruit of the country Zaire, which is known for its magical fruit, he put it in

posted by  Stem

Once upon a time there was a man who loved to play with barbies and eat, while wearing pink lipstick on the top of a bright red truck. But, one day,the truck was gone. The young man was so scared, he tried to see if he had his glasses on, then he woke up with his glasses off and a sleeping guy right next door, he figured, but he wasnt certain if he was awake, so he decided to make sure that he wasnt dead by chopping off his pinky finger. Then his wife found the secret door to his undergound laboratory. She grabbed the pinky finger, threw it out the window,and moved on to destroy the secret lab. Once he found the secret to true happiness, because he was jacking off. However, once he found the magical fruit of the country Zaire, which is known for its magical fruit, he put it in his pet moose to

posted by  Bubba

Once upon a time there was a man who loved to play with barbies and eat, while wearing pink lipstick on the top of a bright red truck. But, one day,the truck was gone. The young man was so scared, he tried to see if he had his glasses on, then he woke up with his glasses off and a sleeping guy right next door, he figured, but he wasnt certain if he was awake, so he decided to make sure that he wasnt dead by chopping off his pinky finger. Then his wife found the secret door to his undergound laboratory. She grabbed the pinky finger, threw it out the window,and moved on to destroy the secret lab. Once he found the secret to true happiness, because he was jacking off. However, once he found the magical fruit of the country Zaire, which is known for its magical fruit, he put it in his pet moose to make it go fast

posted by  CarEXPERT

Once upon a time there was a man who loved to play with barbies and eat, while wearing pink lipstick on the top of a bright red truck. But, one day,the truck was gone. The young man was so scared, he tried to see if he had his glasses on, then he woke up with his glasses off and a sleeping guy right next door, he figured, but he wasnt certain if he was awake, so he decided to make sure that he wasnt dead by chopping off his pinky finger. Then his wife found the secret door to his undergound laboratory. She grabbed the pinky finger, threw it out the window,and moved on to destroy the secret lab. Once he found the secret to true happiness, because he was jacking off. However, once he found the magical fruit of the country Zaire, which is known for its magical fruit, he put it in his pet moose to make it go fast, sort of like NOS,

posted by  mazda6man

Once upon a time there was a man who loved to play with barbies and eat, while wearing pink lipstick on the top of a bright red truck. But, one day,the truck was gone. The young man was so scared, he tried to see if he had his glasses on, then he woke up with his glasses off and a sleeping guy right next door, he figured, but he wasnt certain if he was awake, so he decided to make sure that he wasnt dead by chopping off his pinky finger. Then his wife found the secret door to his undergound laboratory. She grabbed the pinky finger, threw it out the window,and moved on to destroy the secret lab. Once he found the secret to true happiness, because he was jacking off. However, once he found the magical fruit of the country Zaire, which is known for its magical fruit, he put it in his pet moose to make it go fast, sort of like NOS, but when he rode

posted by  ToCkS

Once upon a time there was a man who loved to play with barbies and eat, while wearing pink lipstick on the top of a bright red truck. But, one day,the truck was gone. The young man was so scared, he tried to see if he had his glasses on, then he woke up with his glasses off and a sleeping guy right next door, he figured, but he wasnt certain if he was awake, so he decided to make sure that he wasnt dead by chopping off his pinky finger. Then his wife found the secret door to his undergound laboratory. She grabbed the pinky finger, threw it out the window,and moved on to destroy the secret lab. Once he found the secret to true happiness, because he was jacking off. However, once he found the magical fruit of the country Zaire, which is known for its magical fruit, he put it in his pet moose to make it go fast, sort of like NOS, but when he rode his moose of doom

posted by  Zalight

Once upon a time there was a man who loved to play with barbies and eat, while wearing pink lipstick on the top of a bright red truck. But, one day,the truck was gone. The young man was so scared, he tried to see if he had his glasses on, then he woke up with his glasses off and a sleeping guy right next door, he figured, but he wasnt certain if he was awake, so he decided to make sure that he wasnt dead by chopping off his pinky finger. Then his wife found the secret door to his undergound laboratory. She grabbed the pinky finger, threw it out the window,and moved on to destroy the secret lab. Once he found the secret to true happiness, because he was jacking off. However, once he found the magical fruit of the country Zaire, which is known for its magical fruit, he put it in his pet moose to make it go fast, sort of like NOS, but when he rode his moose of doom town hill, he

posted by  mazda6man

Once upon a time there was a man who loved to play with barbies and eat, while wearing pink lipstick on the top of a bright red truck. But, one day,the truck was gone. The young man was so scared, he tried to see if he had his glasses on, then he woke up with his glasses off and a sleeping guy right next door, he figured, but he wasnt certain if he was awake, so he decided to make sure that he wasnt dead by chopping off his pinky finger. Then his wife found the secret door to his undergound laboratory. She grabbed the pinky finger, threw it out the window,and moved on to destroy the secret lab. Once he found the secret to true happiness, because he was jacking off. However, once he found the magical fruit of the country Zaire, which is known for its magical fruit, he put it in his pet moose to make it go fast, sort of like NOS, but when he rode his moose of doom town hill, he hit a banana peel

posted by  Import-tuner

Once upon a time there was a man who loved to play with barbies and eat, while wearing pink lipstick on the top of a bright red truck. But, one day,the truck was gone. The young man was so scared, he tried to see if he had his glasses on, then he woke up with his glasses off and a sleeping guy right next door, he figured, but he wasnt certain if he was awake, so he decided to make sure that he wasnt dead by chopping off his pinky finger. Then his wife found the secret door to his undergound laboratory. She grabbed the pinky finger, threw it out the window,and moved on to destroy the secret lab. Once he found the secret to true happiness, because he was jacking off. However, once he found the magical fruit of the country Zaire, which is known for its magical fruit, he put it in his pet moose to make it go fast, sort of like NOS, but when he rode his moose of doom town hill, he hit a banana peel and then he said, "

posted by  Stem

Once upon a time there was a man who loved to play with barbies and eat, while wearing pink lipstick on the top of a bright red truck. But, one day,the truck was gone. The young man was so scared, he tried to see if he had his glasses on, then he woke up with his glasses off and a sleeping guy right next door, he figured, but he wasnt certain if he was awake, so he decided to make sure that he wasnt dead by chopping off his pinky finger. Then his wife found the secret door to his undergound laboratory. She grabbed the pinky finger, threw it out the window,and moved on to destroy the secret lab. Once he found the secret to true happiness, because he was jacking off. However, once he found the magical fruit of the country Zaire, which is known for its magical fruit, he put it in his pet moose to make it go fast, sort of like NOS, but when he rode his moose of doom town hill, he hit a banana peel and then he said, "$*%& THIS $&*# !$$^()$".

posted by  Godlaus

Once upon a time there was a man who loved to play with barbies and eat, while wearing pink lipstick on the top of a bright red truck. But, one day,the truck was gone. The young man was so scared, he tried to see if he had his glasses on, then he woke up with his glasses off and a sleeping guy right next door, he figured, but he wasnt certain if he was awake, so he decided to make sure that he wasnt dead by chopping off his pinky finger. Then his wife found the secret door to his undergound laboratory. She grabbed the pinky finger, threw it out the window,and moved on to destroy the secret lab. Once he found the secret to true happiness, because he was jacking off. However, once he found the magical fruit of the country Zaire, which is known for its magical fruit, he put it in his pet moose to make it go fast, sort of like NOS, but when he rode his moose of doom town hill, he hit a banana peel and then he said, "$*%& THIS $&*# !$$^()$". Then the moose replied, "

posted by  boothe

Once upon a time there was a man who loved to play with barbies and eat, while wearing pink lipstick on the top of a bright red truck. But, one day,the truck was gone. The young man was so scared, he tried to see if he had his glasses on, then he woke up with his glasses off and a sleeping guy right next door, he figured, but he wasnt certain if he was awake, so he decided to make sure that he wasnt dead by chopping off his pinky finger. Then his wife found the secret door to his undergound laboratory. She grabbed the pinky finger, threw it out the window,and moved on to destroy the secret lab. Once he found the secret to true happiness, because he was jacking off. However, once he found the magical fruit of the country Zaire, which is known for its magical fruit, he put it in his pet moose to make it go fast, sort of like NOS, but when he rode his moose of doom town hill, he hit a banana peel and then he said, "$*%& THIS $&*# !$$^()$". Then the moose replied, " I love to drink

posted by  jdubya

Once upon a time there was a man who loved to play with barbies and eat, while wearing pink lipstick on the top of a bright red truck. But, one day,the truck was gone. The young man was so scared, he tried to see if he had his glasses on, then he woke up with his glasses off and a sleeping guy right next door, he figured, but he wasnt certain if he was awake, so he decided to make sure that he wasnt dead by chopping off his pinky finger. Then his wife found the secret door to his undergound laboratory. She grabbed the pinky finger, threw it out the window,and moved on to destroy the secret lab. Once he found the secret to true happiness, because he was jacking off. However, once he found the magical fruit of the country Zaire, which is known for its magical fruit, he put it in his pet moose to make it go fast, sort of like NOS, but when he rode his moose of doom town hill, he hit a banana peel and then he said, "$*%& THIS $&*# !$$^()$". Then the moose replied, " I love to drink a nice cold guinnes."

posted by  Zalight

Once upon a time there was a man who loved to play with barbies and eat, while wearing pink lipstick on the top of a bright red truck. But, one day,the truck was gone. The young man was so scared, he tried to see if he had his glasses on, then he woke up with his glasses off and a sleeping guy right next door, he figured, but he wasnt certain if he was awake, so he decided to make sure that he wasnt dead by chopping off his pinky finger. Then his wife found the secret door to his undergound laboratory. She grabbed the pinky finger, threw it out the window,and moved on to destroy the secret lab. Once he found the secret to true happiness, because he was jacking off. However, once he found the magical fruit of the country Zaire, which is known for its magical fruit, he put it in his pet moose to make it go fast, sort of like NOS, but when he rode his moose of doom town hill, he hit a banana peel and then he said, "$*%& THIS $&*# !$$^()$". Then the moose replied, " I love to drink a nice cold guinnes." In amazement, he replied

posted by  boothe

Once upon a time there was a man who loved to play with barbies and eat, while wearing pink lipstick on the top of a bright red truck. But, one day,the truck was gone. The young man was so scared, he tried to see if he had his glasses on, then he woke up with his glasses off and a sleeping guy right next door, he figured, but he wasnt certain if he was awake, so he decided to make sure that he wasnt dead by chopping off his pinky finger. Then his wife found the secret door to his undergound laboratory. She grabbed the pinky finger, threw it out the window,and moved on to destroy the secret lab. Once he found the secret to true happiness, because he was jacking off. However, once he found the magical fruit of the country Zaire, which is known for its magical fruit, he put it in his pet moose to make it go fast, sort of like NOS, but when he rode his moose of doom town hill, he hit a banana peel and then he said, "$*%& THIS $&*# !$$^()$". Then the moose replied, " I love to drink a nice cold guinnes." In amazement, he replied "What the hell? I...

posted by  Satty101

Once upon a time there was a man who loved to play with barbies and eat, while wearing pink lipstick on the top of a bright red truck. But, one day,the truck was gone. The young man was so scared, he tried to see if he had his glasses on, then he woke up with his glasses off and a sleeping guy right next door, he figured, but he wasnt certain if he was awake, so he decided to make sure that he wasnt dead by chopping off his pinky finger. Then his wife found the secret door to his undergound laboratory. She grabbed the pinky finger, threw it out the window,and moved on to destroy the secret lab. Once he found the secret to true happiness, because he was jacking off. However, once he found the magical fruit of the country Zaire, which is known for its magical fruit, he put it in his pet moose to make it go fast, sort of like NOS, but when he rode his moose of doom town hill, he hit a banana peel and then he said, "$*%& THIS $&*# !$$^()$". Then the moose replied, " I love to drink a nice cold guinnes." In amazement, he replied "What the hell? I always buy Heinekin with...

posted by  VMJYogi

Once upon a time there was a man who loved to play with barbies and eat, while wearing pink lipstick on the top of a bright red truck. But, one day,the truck was gone. The young man was so scared, he tried to see if he had his glasses on, then he woke up with his glasses off and a sleeping guy right next door, he figured, but he wasnt certain if he was awake, so he decided to make sure that he wasnt dead by chopping off his pinky finger. Then his wife found the secret door to his undergound laboratory. She grabbed the pinky finger, threw it out the window,and moved on to destroy the secret lab. Once he found the secret to true happiness, because he was jacking off. However, once he found the magical fruit of the country Zaire, which is known for its magical fruit, he put it in his pet moose to make it go fast, sort of like NOS, but when he rode his moose of doom town hill, he hit a banana peel and then he said, "$*%& THIS $&*# !$$^()$". Then the moose replied, " I love to drink a nice cold guinnes." In amazement, he replied "What the hell? I always buy Heinekin with no clothes on because...

posted by  boothe

Once upon a time there was a man who loved to play with barbies and eat, while wearing pink lipstick on the top of a bright red truck. But, one day,the truck was gone. The young man was so scared, he tried to see if he had his glasses on, then he woke up with his glasses off and a sleeping guy right next door, he figured, but he wasnt certain if he was awake, so he decided to make sure that he wasnt dead by chopping off his pinky finger. Then his wife found the secret door to his undergound laboratory. She grabbed the pinky finger, threw it out the window,and moved on to destroy the secret lab. Once he found the secret to true happiness, because he was jacking off. However, once he found the magical fruit of the country Zaire, which is known for its magical fruit, he put it in his pet moose to make it go fast, sort of like NOS, but when he rode his moose of doom town hill, he hit a banana peel and then he said, "$*%& THIS $&*# !$$^()$". Then the moose replied, " I love to drink a nice cold guinnes." In amazement, he replied "What the hell? I always buy Heinekin with no clothes on because I get it cheaper.

posted by  Zalight

Once upon a time there was a man who loved to play with barbies and eat, while wearing pink lipstick on the top of a bright red truck. But, one day,the truck was gone. The young man was so scared, he tried to see if he had his glasses on, then he woke up with his glasses off and a sleeping guy right next door, he figured, but he wasnt certain if he was awake, so he decided to make sure that he wasnt dead by chopping off his pinky finger. Then his wife found the secret door to his undergound laboratory. She grabbed the pinky finger, threw it out the window,and moved on to destroy the secret lab. Once he found the secret to true happiness, because he was jacking off. However, once he found the magical fruit of the country Zaire, which is known for its magical fruit, he put it in his pet moose to make it go fast, sort of like NOS, but when he rode his moose of doom town hill, he hit a banana peel and then he said, "$*%& THIS $&*# !$$^()$".

Then the moose replied, " I love to drink a nice cold guinnes." In amazement, he replied "What the hell? I always buy Heinekin with no clothes on because I get it cheaper." The moose lifted his...

posted by  boothe

Once upon a time there was a man who loved to play with barbies and eat, while wearing pink lipstick on the top of a bright red truck. But, one day,the truck was gone. The young man was so scared, he tried to see if he had his glasses on, then he woke up with his glasses off and a sleeping guy right next door, he figured, but he wasnt certain if he was awake, so he decided to make sure that he wasnt dead by chopping off his pinky finger. Then his wife found the secret door to his undergound laboratory. She grabbed the pinky finger, threw it out the window,and moved on to destroy the secret lab. Once he found the secret to true happiness, because he was jacking off. However, once he found the magical fruit of the country Zaire, which is known for its magical fruit, he put it in his pet moose to make it go fast, sort of like NOS, but when he rode his moose of doom town hill, he hit a banana peel and then he said, "$*%& THIS $&*# !$$^()$".

Then the moose replied, " I love to drink a nice cold guinnes." In amazement, he replied "What the hell? I always buy Heinekin with no clothes on because I get it cheaper." The moose lifted his foot off the genie...

posted by  VMJYogi

Once upon a time there was a man who loved to play with barbies and eat, while wearing pink lipstick on the top of a bright red truck. But, one day,the truck was gone. The young man was so scared, he tried to see if he had his glasses on, then he woke up with his glasses off and a sleeping guy right next door, he figured, but he wasnt certain if he was awake, so he decided to make sure that he wasnt dead by chopping off his pinky finger. Then his wife found the secret door to his undergound laboratory. She grabbed the pinky finger, threw it out the window,and moved on to destroy the secret lab. Once he found the secret to true happiness, because he was jacking off. However, once he found the magical fruit of the country Zaire, which is known for its magical fruit, he put it in his pet moose to make it go fast, sort of like NOS, but when he rode his moose of doom town hill, he hit a banana peel and then he said, "$*%& THIS $&*# !$$^()$".

Then the moose replied, " I love to drink a nice cold guinnes." In amazement, he replied "What the hell? I always buy Heinekin with no clothes on because I get it cheaper." The moose lifted his foot off the genie. Then Genie then said

posted by  Satty101

Once upon a time there was a man who loved to play with barbies and eat, while wearing pink lipstick on the top of a bright red truck. But, one day,the truck was gone. The young man was so scared, he tried to see if he had his glasses on, then he woke up with his glasses off and a sleeping guy right next door, he figured, but he wasnt certain if he was awake, so he decided to make sure that he wasnt dead by chopping off his pinky finger. Then his wife found the secret door to his undergound laboratory. She grabbed the pinky finger, threw it out the window,and moved on to destroy the secret lab. Once he found the secret to true happiness, because he was jacking off. However, once he found the magical fruit of the country Zaire, which is known for its magical fruit, he put it in his pet moose to make it go fast, sort of like NOS, but when he rode his moose of doom town hill, he hit a banana peel and then he said, "$*%& THIS $&*# !$$^()$".

Then the moose replied, " I love to drink a nice cold guinnes." In amazement, he replied "What the hell? I always buy Heinekin with no clothes on because I get it cheaper." The moose lifted his foot off the genie. Then Genie then said, "The jig is up...

posted by  boothe

and here's your sign

posted by  donaldnjamie

Once upon a time there was a man who loved to play with barbies and eat, while wearing pink lipstick on the top of a bright red truck. But, one day,the truck was gone. The young man was so scared, he tried to see if he had his glasses on, then he woke up with his glasses off and a sleeping guy right next door, he figured, but he wasnt certain if he was awake, so he decided to make sure that he wasnt dead by chopping off his pinky finger. Then his wife found the secret door to his undergound laboratory. She grabbed the pinky finger, threw it out the window,and moved on to destroy the secret lab. Once he found the secret to true happiness, because he was jacking off. However, once he found the magical fruit of the country Zaire, which is known for its magical fruit, he put it in his pet moose to make it go fast, sort of like NOS, but when he rode his moose of doom town hill, he hit a banana peel and then he said, "$*%& THIS $&*# !$$^()$".

Then the moose replied, " I love to drink a nice cold guinnes." In amazement, he replied "What the hell? I always buy Heinekin with no clothes on because I get it cheaper." The moose lifted his foot off the genie. Then Genie then said, "The jig is up and here's your sign. You may recognize it...

posted by  Satty101

Once upon a time there was a man who loved to play with barbies and eat, while wearing pink lipstick on the top of a bright red truck. But, one day,the truck was gone. The young man was so scared, he tried to see if he had his glasses on, then he woke up with his glasses off and a sleeping guy right next door, he figured, but he wasnt certain if he was awake, so he decided to make sure that he wasnt dead by chopping off his pinky finger. Then his wife found the secret door to his undergound laboratory. She grabbed the pinky finger, threw it out the window,and moved on to destroy the secret lab. Once he found the secret to true happiness, because he was jacking off. However, once he found the magical fruit of the country Zaire, which is known for its magical fruit, he put it in his pet moose to make it go fast, sort of like NOS, but when he rode his moose of doom town hill, he hit a banana peel and then he said, "$*%& THIS $&*# !$$^()$".

Then the moose replied, " I love to drink a nice cold guinnes." In amazement, he replied "What the hell? I always buy Heinekin with no clothes on because I get it cheaper." The moose lifted his foot off the genie. Then Genie then said, "The jig is up and here's your sign. You may recognize it since it was made...

posted by  boothe

Once upon a time there was a man who loved to play with barbies and eat, while wearing pink lipstick on the top of a bright red truck. But, one day,the truck was gone. The young man was so scared, he tried to see if he had his glasses on, then he woke up with his glasses off and a sleeping guy right next door, he figured, but he wasnt certain if he was awake, so he decided to make sure that he wasnt dead by chopping off his pinky finger. Then his wife found the secret door to his undergound laboratory. She grabbed the pinky finger, threw it out the window,and moved on to destroy the secret lab. Once he found the secret to true happiness, because he was jacking off. However, once he found the magical fruit of the country Zaire, which is known for its magical fruit, he put it in his pet moose to make it go fast, sort of like NOS, but when he rode his moose of doom town hill, he hit a banana peel and then he said, "$*%& THIS $&*# !$$^()$".

Then the moose replied, " I love to drink a nice cold guinnes." In amazement, he replied "What the hell? I always buy Heinekin with no clothes on because I get it cheaper." The moose lifted his foot off the genie. Then Genie then said, "The jig is up and here's your sign. You may recognize it since it was made by your mother before...

posted by  Satty101

Once upon a time there was a man who loved to play with barbies and eat, while wearing pink lipstick on the top of a bright red truck. But, one day,the truck was gone. The young man was so scared, he tried to see if he had his glasses on, then he woke up with his glasses off and a sleeping guy right next door, he figured, but he wasnt certain if he was awake, so he decided to make sure that he wasnt dead by chopping off his pinky finger. Then his wife found the secret door to his undergound laboratory. She grabbed the pinky finger, threw it out the window,and moved on to destroy the secret lab. Once he found the secret to true happiness, because he was jacking off. However, once he found the magical fruit of the country Zaire, which is known for its magical fruit, he put it in his pet moose to make it go fast, sort of like NOS, but when he rode his moose of doom town hill, he hit a banana peel and then he said, "$*%& THIS $&*# !$$^()$".

Then the moose replied, " I love to drink a nice cold guinnes." In amazement, he replied "What the hell? I always buy Heinekin with no clothes on because I get it cheaper." The moose lifted his foot off the genie. Then Genie then said, "The jig is up and here's your sign. You may recognize it since it was made by your mother before she screwed the antelope

posted by  Stem

Once upon a time there was a man who loved to play with barbies and eat, while wearing pink lipstick on the top of a bright red truck. But, one day,the truck was gone. The young man was so scared, he tried to see if he had his glasses on, then he woke up with his glasses off and a sleeping guy right next door, he figured, but he wasnt certain if he was awake, so he decided to make sure that he wasnt dead by chopping off his pinky finger. Then his wife found the secret door to his undergound laboratory. She grabbed the pinky finger, threw it out the window,and moved on to destroy the secret lab. Once he found the secret to true happiness, because he was jacking off. However, once he found the magical fruit of the country Zaire, which is known for its magical fruit, he put it in his pet moose to make it go fast, sort of like NOS, but when he rode his moose of doom town hill, he hit a banana peel and then he said, "$*%& THIS $&*# !$$^()$".

Then the moose replied, " I love to drink a nice cold guinnes." In amazement, he replied "What the hell? I always buy Heinekin with no clothes on because I get it cheaper." The moose lifted his foot off the genie. Then Genie then said, "The jig is up and here's your sign. You may recognize it since it was made by your mother before she screwed the antelope and made 4 kids

posted by  ahoo

Once upon a time there was a man who loved to play with barbies and eat, while wearing pink lipstick on the top of a bright red truck. But, one day,the truck was gone. The young man was so scared, he tried to see if he had his glasses on, then he woke up with his glasses off and a sleeping guy right next door, he figured, but he wasnt certain if he was awake, so he decided to make sure that he wasnt dead by chopping off his pinky finger. Then his wife found the secret door to his undergound laboratory. She grabbed the pinky finger, threw it out the window,and moved on to destroy the secret lab. Once he found the secret to true happiness, because he was jacking off. However, once he found the magical fruit of the country Zaire, which is known for its magical fruit, he put it in his pet moose to make it go fast, sort of like NOS, but when he rode his moose of doom town hill, he hit a banana peel and then he said, "$*%& THIS $&*# !$$^()$".

Then the moose replied, " I love to drink a nice cold guinnes." In amazement, he replied "What the hell? I always buy Heinekin with no clothes on because I get it cheaper." The moose lifted his foot off the genie. Then Genie then said, "The jig is up and here's your sign. You may recognize it since it was made by your mother before she screwed the antelope and made 4 kids that love fast cars.

posted by  jdubya

Once upon a time there was a man who loved to play with barbies and eat, while wearing pink lipstick on the top of a bright red truck. But, one day,the truck was gone. The young man was so scared, he tried to see if he had his glasses on, then he woke up with his glasses off and a sleeping guy right next door, he figured, but he wasnt certain if he was awake, so he decided to make sure that he wasnt dead by chopping off his pinky finger. Then his wife found the secret door to his undergound laboratory. She grabbed the pinky finger, threw it out the window,and moved on to destroy the secret lab. Once he found the secret to true happiness, because he was jacking off. However, once he found the magical fruit of the country Zaire, which is known for its magical fruit, he put it in his pet moose to make it go fast, sort of like NOS, but when he rode his moose of doom town hill, he hit a banana peel and then he said, "$*%& THIS $&*# !$$^()$".

Then the moose replied, " I love to drink a nice cold guinnes." In amazement, he replied "What the hell? I always buy Heinekin with no clothes on because I get it cheaper." The moose lifted his foot off the genie. Then Genie then said, "The jig is up and here's your sign. You may recognize it since it was made by your mother before she screwed the antelope and made 4 kids that love fast cars. The fastest car was...

posted by  boothe

Once upon a time there was a man who loved to play with barbies and eat, while wearing pink lipstick on the top of a bright red truck. But, one day,the truck was gone. The young man was so scared, he tried to see if he had his glasses on, then he woke up with his glasses off and a sleeping guy right next door, he figured, but he wasnt certain if he was awake, so he decided to make sure that he wasnt dead by chopping off his pinky finger. Then his wife found the secret door to his undergound laboratory. She grabbed the pinky finger, threw it out the window,and moved on to destroy the secret lab. Once he found the secret to true happiness, because he was jacking off. However, once he found the magical fruit of the country Zaire, which is known for its magical fruit, he put it in his pet moose to make it go fast, sort of like NOS, but when he rode his moose of doom town hill, he hit a banana peel and then he said, "$*%& THIS $&*# !$$^()$".

Then the moose replied, " I love to drink a nice cold guinnes." In amazement, he replied "What the hell? I always buy Heinekin with no clothes on because I get it cheaper." The moose lifted his foot off the genie. Then Genie then said, "The jig is up and here's your sign. You may recognize it since it was made by your mother before she screwed the antelope and made 4 kids that love fast cars. The fastest car was...a Suzuki Cappuccino

posted by  GreekWarrior

Once upon a time there was a man who loved to play with barbies and eat, while wearing pink lipstick on the top of a bright red truck. But, one day,the truck was gone. The young man was so scared, he tried to see if he had his glasses on, then he woke up with his glasses off and a sleeping guy right next door, he figured, but he wasnt certain if he was awake, so he decided to make sure that he wasnt dead by chopping off his pinky finger. Then his wife found the secret door to his undergound laboratory. She grabbed the pinky finger, threw it out the window,and moved on to destroy the secret lab. Once he found the secret to true happiness, because he was jacking off. However, once he found the magical fruit of the country Zaire, which is known for its magical fruit, he put it in his pet moose to make it go fast, sort of like NOS, but when he rode his moose of doom town hill, he hit a banana peel and then he said, "$*%& THIS $&*# !$$^()$".

Then the moose replied, " I love to drink a nice cold guinnes." In amazement, he replied "What the hell? I always buy Heinekin with no clothes on because I get it cheaper." The moose lifted his foot off the genie. Then Genie then said, "The jig is up and here's your sign. You may recognize it since it was made by your mother before she screwed the antelope and made 4 kids that love fast cars. The fastest car was a Suzuki Cappuccino that had a strange

posted by  Satty101

Once upon a time there was a man who loved to play with barbies and eat, while wearing pink lipstick on the top of a bright red truck. But, one day,the truck was gone. The young man was so scared, he tried to see if he had his glasses on, then he woke up with his glasses off and a sleeping guy right next door, he figured, but he wasnt certain if he was awake, so he decided to make sure that he wasnt dead by chopping off his pinky finger. Then his wife found the secret door to his undergound laboratory. She grabbed the pinky finger, threw it out the window,and moved on to destroy the secret lab. Once he found the secret to true happiness, because he was jacking off. However, once he found the magical fruit of the country Zaire, which is known for its magical fruit, he put it in his pet moose to make it go fast, sort of like NOS, but when he rode his moose of doom town hill, he hit a banana peel and then he said, "$*%& THIS $&*# !$$^()$".

Then the moose replied, " I love to drink a nice cold guinnes." In amazement, he replied "What the hell? I always buy Heinekin with no clothes on because I get it cheaper." The moose lifted his foot off the genie. Then Genie then said, "The jig is up and here's your sign. You may recognize it since it was made by your mother before she screwed the antelope and made 4 kids that love fast cars. The fastest car was a Suzuki Cappuccino that had a strange dent right next to...

posted by  boothe

Once upon a time there was a man who loved to play with barbies and eat, while wearing pink lipstick on the top of a bright red truck. But, one day,the truck was gone. The young man was so scared, he tried to see if he had his glasses on, then he woke up with his glasses off and a sleeping guy right next door, he figured, but he wasnt certain if he was awake, so he decided to make sure that he wasnt dead by chopping off his pinky finger. Then his wife found the secret door to his undergound laboratory. She grabbed the pinky finger, threw it out the window,and moved on to destroy the secret lab. Once he found the secret to true happiness, because he was jacking off. However, once he found the magical fruit of the country Zaire, which is known for its magical fruit, he put it in his pet moose to make it go fast, sort of like NOS, but when he rode his moose of doom town hill, he hit a banana peel and then he said, "$*%& THIS $&*# !$$^()$".

Then the moose replied, " I love to drink a nice cold guinnes." In amazement, he replied "What the hell? I always buy Heinekin with no clothes on because I get it cheaper." The moose lifted his foot off the genie. Then Genie then said, "The jig is up and here's your sign. You may recognize it since it was made by your mother before she screwed the antelope and made 4 kids that love fast cars. The fastest car was a Suzuki Cappuccino that had a strange dent right next to his sticker of the...

posted by  car_crazy89

Once upon a time there was a man who loved to play with barbies and eat, while wearing pink lipstick on the top of a bright red truck. But, one day,the truck was gone. The young man was so scared, he tried to see if he had his glasses on, then he woke up with his glasses off and a sleeping guy right next door, he figured, but he wasnt certain if he was awake, so he decided to make sure that he wasnt dead by chopping off his pinky finger. Then his wife found the secret door to his undergound laboratory. She grabbed the pinky finger, threw it out the window,and moved on to destroy the secret lab. Once he found the secret to true happiness, because he was jacking off. However, once he found the magical fruit of the country Zaire, which is known for its magical fruit, he put it in his pet moose to make it go fast, sort of like NOS, but when he rode his moose of doom town hill, he hit a banana peel and then he said, "$*%& THIS $&*# !$$^()$".

Then the moose replied, " I love to drink a nice cold guinnes." In amazement, he replied "What the hell? I always buy Heinekin with no clothes on because I get it cheaper." The moose lifted his foot off the genie. Then Genie then said, "The jig is up and here's your sign. You may recognize it since it was made by your mother before she screwed the antelope and made 4 kids that love fast cars. The fastest car was a Suzuki Cappuccino that had a strange dent right next to his sticker of the tuning company that makes

posted by  Satty101

Once upon a time there was a man who loved to play with barbies and eat, while wearing pink lipstick on the top of a bright red truck. But, one day,the truck was gone. The young man was so scared, he tried to see if he had his glasses on, then he woke up with his glasses off and a sleeping guy right next door, he figured, but he wasnt certain if he was awake, so he decided to make sure that he wasnt dead by chopping off his pinky finger. Then his wife found the secret door to his undergound laboratory. She grabbed the pinky finger, threw it out the window,and moved on to destroy the secret lab. Once he found the secret to true happiness, because he was jacking off. However, once he found the magical fruit of the country Zaire, which is known for its magical fruit, he put it in his pet moose to make it go fast, sort of like NOS, but when he rode his moose of doom town hill, he hit a banana peel and then he said, "$*%& THIS $&*# !$$^()$".

Then the moose replied, " I love to drink a nice cold guinnes." In amazement, he replied "What the hell? I always buy Heinekin with no clothes on because I get it cheaper." The moose lifted his foot off the genie. Then Genie then said, "The jig is up and here's your sign. You may recognize it since it was made by your mother before she screwed the antelope and made 4 kids that love fast cars. The fastest car was a Suzuki Cappuccino that had a strange dent right next to his sticker of the tuning company that makes cold air intakes for

posted by  Zalight

Once upon a time there was a man who loved to play with barbies and eat, while wearing pink lipstick on the top of a bright red truck. But, one day,the truck was gone. The young man was so scared, he tried to see if he had his glasses on, then he woke up with his glasses off and a sleeping guy right next door, he figured, but he wasnt certain if he was awake, so he decided to make sure that he wasnt dead by chopping off his pinky finger. Then his wife found the secret door to his undergound laboratory. She grabbed the pinky finger, threw it out the window,and moved on to destroy the secret lab. Once he found the secret to true happiness, because he was jacking off. However, once he found the magical fruit of the country Zaire, which is known for its magical fruit, he put it in his pet moose to make it go fast, sort of like NOS, but when he rode his moose of doom town hill, he hit a banana peel and then he said, "$*%& THIS $&*# !$$^()$".

Then the moose replied, " I love to drink a nice cold guinnes." In amazement, he replied "What the hell? I always buy Heinekin with no clothes on because I get it cheaper." The moose lifted his foot off the genie. Then Genie then said, "The jig is up and here's your sign. You may recognize it since it was made by your mother before she screwed the antelope and made 4 kids that love fast cars. The fastest car was a Suzuki Cappuccino that had a strange dent right next to his sticker of the tuning company that makes cold air intakes for Suzuki in Europe because

posted by  ahoo

Once upon a time there was a man who loved to play with barbies and eat, while wearing pink lipstick on the top of a bright red truck. But, one day,the truck was gone. The young man was so scared, he tried to see if he had his glasses on, then he woke up with his glasses off and a sleeping guy right next door, he figured, but he wasnt certain if he was awake, so he decided to make sure that he wasnt dead by chopping off his pinky finger. Then his wife found the secret door to his undergound laboratory. She grabbed the pinky finger, threw it out the window,and moved on to destroy the secret lab. Once he found the secret to true happiness, because he was jacking off. However, once he found the magical fruit of the country Zaire, which is known for its magical fruit, he put it in his pet moose to make it go fast, sort of like NOS, but when he rode his moose of doom town hill, he hit a banana peel and then he said, "$*%& THIS $&*# !$$^()$".

Then the moose replied, " I love to drink a nice cold guinnes." In amazement, he replied "What the hell? I always buy Heinekin with no clothes on because I get it cheaper." The moose lifted his foot off the genie. Then Genie then said, "The jig is up and here's your sign. You may recognize it since it was made by your mother before she screwed the antelope and made 4 kids that love fast cars. The fastest car was a Suzuki Cappuccino that had a strange dent right next to his sticker of the tuning company that makes cold air intakes for Suzuki in Europe because everyone needs money.

"CRAP!?!?...

posted by  boothe

Once upon a time there was a man who loved to play with barbies and eat, while wearing pink lipstick on the top of a bright red truck. But, one day,the truck was gone. The young man was so scared, he tried to see if he had his glasses on, then he woke up with his glasses off and a sleeping guy right next door, he figured, but he wasnt certain if he was awake, so he decided to make sure that he wasnt dead by chopping off his pinky finger. Then his wife found the secret door to his undergound laboratory. She grabbed the pinky finger, threw it out the window,and moved on to destroy the secret lab. Once he found the secret to true happiness, because he was jacking off. However, once he found the magical fruit of the country Zaire, which is known for its magical fruit, he put it in his pet moose to make it go fast, sort of like NOS, but when he rode his moose of doom town hill, he hit a banana peel and then he said, "$*%& THIS $&*# !$$^()$".

Then the moose replied, " I love to drink a nice cold guinnes." In amazement, he replied "What the hell? I always buy Heinekin with no clothes on because I get it cheaper." The moose lifted his foot off the genie. Then Genie then said, "The jig is up and here's your sign. You may recognize it since it was made by your mother before she screwed the antelope and made 4 kids that love fast cars. The fastest car was a Suzuki Cappuccino that had a strange dent right next to his sticker of the tuning company that makes cold air intakes for Suzuki in Europe because everyone needs money.

"CRAP!?!? Money is something that...

posted by  car_crazy89

Once upon a time there was a man who loved to play with barbies and eat, while wearing pink lipstick on the top of a bright red truck. But, one day,the truck was gone. The young man was so scared, he tried to see if he had his glasses on, then he woke up with his glasses off and a sleeping guy right next door, he figured, but he wasnt certain if he was awake, so he decided to make sure that he wasnt dead by chopping off his pinky finger. Then his wife found the secret door to his undergound laboratory. She grabbed the pinky finger, threw it out the window,and moved on to destroy the secret lab. Once he found the secret to true happiness, because he was jacking off. However, once he found the magical fruit of the country Zaire, which is known for its magical fruit, he put it in his pet moose to make it go fast, sort of like NOS, but when he rode his moose of doom town hill, he hit a banana peel and then he said, "$*%& THIS $&*# !$$^()$".

Then the moose replied, " I love to drink a nice cold guinnes." In amazement, he replied "What the hell? I always buy Heinekin with no clothes on because I get it cheaper." The moose lifted his foot off the genie. Then Genie then said, "The jig is up and here's your sign. You may recognize it since it was made by your mother before she screwed the antelope and made 4 kids that love fast cars. The fastest car was a Suzuki Cappuccino that had a strange dent right next to his sticker of the tuning company that makes cold air intakes for Suzuki in Europe because everyone needs money.

"CRAP!?!? Money is something that the moose doesn't know

posted by  windsonian

Once upon a time there was a man who loved to play with barbies and eat, while wearing pink lipstick on the top of a bright red truck. But, one day,the truck was gone. The young man was so scared, he tried to see if he had his glasses on, then he woke up with his glasses off and a sleeping guy right next door, he figured, but he wasnt certain if he was awake, so he decided to make sure that he wasnt dead by chopping off his pinky finger. Then his wife found the secret door to his undergound laboratory. She grabbed the pinky finger, threw it out the window,and moved on to destroy the secret lab. Once he found the secret to true happiness, because he was jacking off. However, once he found the magical fruit of the country Zaire, which is known for its magical fruit, he put it in his pet moose to make it go fast, sort of like NOS, but when he rode his moose of doom town hill, he hit a banana peel and then he said, "$*%& THIS $&*# !$$^()$".

Then the moose replied, " I love to drink a nice cold guinnes." In amazement, he replied "What the hell? I always buy Heinekin with no clothes on because I get it cheaper." The moose lifted his foot off the genie. Then Genie then said, "The jig is up and here's your sign. You may recognize it since it was made by your mother before she screwed the antelope and made 4 kids that love fast cars. The fastest car was a Suzuki Cappuccino that had a strange dent right next to his sticker of the tuning company that makes cold air intakes for Suzuki in Europe because everyone needs money.

"CRAP!?!? Money is something that the moose doesn't know about since the accident...

posted by  boothe

Once upon a time there was a man who loved to play with barbies and eat, while wearing pink lipstick on the top of a bright red truck. But, one day,the truck was gone. The young man was so scared, he tried to see if he had his glasses on, then he woke up with his glasses off and a sleeping guy right next door, he figured, but he wasnt certain if he was awake, so he decided to make sure that he wasnt dead by chopping off his pinky finger. Then his wife found the secret door to his undergound laboratory. She grabbed the pinky finger, threw it out the window,and moved on to destroy the secret lab. Once he found the secret to true happiness, because he was jacking off. However, once he found the magical fruit of the country Zaire, which is known for its magical fruit, he put it in his pet moose to make it go fast, sort of like NOS, but when he rode his moose of doom town hill, he hit a banana peel and then he said, "$*%& THIS $&*# !$$^()$".

Then the moose replied, " I love to drink a nice cold guinnes." In amazement, he replied "What the hell? I always buy Heinekin with no clothes on because I get it cheaper." The moose lifted his foot off the genie. Then Genie then said, "The jig is up and here's your sign. You may recognize it since it was made by your mother before she screwed the antelope and made 4 kids that love fast cars. The fastest car was a Suzuki Cappuccino that had a strange dent right next to his sticker of the tuning company that makes cold air intakes for Suzuki in Europe because everyone needs money.

"CRAP!?!? Money is something that the moose doesn't know about since the accident where it hit its head.

posted by  Zalight

Once upon a time there was a man who loved to play with barbies and eat, while wearing pink lipstick on the top of a bright red truck. But, one day,the truck was gone. The young man was so scared, he tried to see if he had his glasses on, then he woke up with his glasses off and a sleeping guy right next door, he figured, but he wasnt certain if he was awake, so he decided to make sure that he wasnt dead by chopping off his pinky finger. Then his wife found the secret door to his undergound laboratory. She grabbed the pinky finger, threw it out the window,and moved on to destroy the secret lab. Once he found the secret to true happiness, because he was jacking off. However, once he found the magical fruit of the country Zaire, which is known for its magical fruit, he put it in his pet moose to make it go fast, sort of like NOS, but when he rode his moose of doom town hill, he hit a banana peel and then he said, "$*%& THIS $&*# !$$^()$".

Then the moose replied, " I love to drink a nice cold guinnes." In amazement, he replied "What the hell? I always buy Heinekin with no clothes on because I get it cheaper." The moose lifted his foot off the genie. Then Genie then said, "The jig is up and here's your sign. You may recognize it since it was made by your mother before she screwed the antelope and made 4 kids that love fast cars. The fastest car was a Suzuki Cappuccino that had a strange dent right next to his sticker of the tuning company that makes cold air intakes for Suzuki in Europe because everyone needs money.

"CRAP!?!? Money is something that the moose doesn't know about since the accident where it hit its head on the big green

posted by  windsonian

Once upon a time there was a man who loved to play with barbies and eat, while wearing pink lipstick on the top of a bright red truck. But, one day,the truck was gone. The young man was so scared, he tried to see if he had his glasses on, then he woke up with his glasses off and a sleeping guy right next door, he figured, but he wasnt certain if he was awake, so he decided to make sure that he wasnt dead by chopping off his pinky finger. Then his wife found the secret door to his undergound laboratory. She grabbed the pinky finger, threw it out the window,and moved on to destroy the secret lab. Once he found the secret to true happiness, because he was jacking off. However, once he found the magical fruit of the country Zaire, which is known for its magical fruit, he put it in his pet moose to make it go fast, sort of like NOS, but when he rode his moose of doom town hill, he hit a banana peel and then he said, "$*%& THIS $&*# !$$^()$".

Then the moose replied, " I love to drink a nice cold guinnes." In amazement, he replied "What the hell? I always buy Heinekin with no clothes on because I get it cheaper." The moose lifted his foot off the genie. Then Genie then said, "The jig is up and here's your sign. You may recognize it since it was made by your mother before she screwed the antelope and made 4 kids that love fast cars. The fastest car was a Suzuki Cappuccino that had a strange dent right next to his sticker of the tuning company that makes cold air intakes for Suzuki in Europe because everyone needs money.

"CRAP!?!? Money is something that the moose doesn't know about since the accident where it hit its head on the big green tiolet bowl by the

posted by  Satty101

Once upon a time there was a man who loved to play with barbies and eat, while wearing pink lipstick on the top of a bright red truck. But, one day,the truck was gone. The young man was so scared, he tried to see if he had his glasses on, then he woke up with his glasses off and a sleeping guy right next door, he figured, but he wasnt certain if he was awake, so he decided to make sure that he wasnt dead by chopping off his pinky finger. Then his wife found the secret door to his undergound laboratory. She grabbed the pinky finger, threw it out the window,and moved on to destroy the secret lab. Once he found the secret to true happiness, because he was jacking off. However, once he found the magical fruit of the country Zaire, which is known for its magical fruit, he put it in his pet moose to make it go fast, sort of like NOS, but when he rode his moose of doom town hill, he hit a banana peel and then he said, "$*%& THIS $&*# !$$^()$".

Then the moose replied, " I love to drink a nice cold guinnes." In amazement, he replied "What the hell? I always buy Heinekin with no clothes on because I get it cheaper." The moose lifted his foot off the genie. Then Genie then said, "The jig is up and here's your sign. You may recognize it since it was made by your mother before she screwed the antelope and made 4 kids that love fast cars. The fastest car was a Suzuki Cappuccino that had a strange dent right next to his sticker of the tuning company that makes cold air intakes for Suzuki in Europe because everyone needs money.

"CRAP!?!? Money is something that the moose doesn't know about since the accident where it hit its head on the big green tiolet bowl by the gorgeously slender and naked....

posted by  boothe

Once upon a time there was a man who loved to play with barbies and eat, while wearing pink lipstick on the top of a bright red truck. But, one day,the truck was gone. The young man was so scared, he tried to see if he had his glasses on, then he woke up with his glasses off and a sleeping guy right next door, he figured, but he wasnt certain if he was awake, so he decided to make sure that he wasnt dead by chopping off his pinky finger. Then his wife found the secret door to his undergound laboratory. She grabbed the pinky finger, threw it out the window,and moved on to destroy the secret lab. Once he found the secret to true happiness, because he was jacking off. However, once he found the magical fruit of the country Zaire, which is known for its magical fruit, he put it in his pet moose to make it go fast, sort of like NOS, but when he rode his moose of doom town hill, he hit a banana peel and then he said, "$*%& THIS $&*# !$$^()$".

Then the moose replied, " I love to drink a nice cold guinnes." In amazement, he replied "What the hell? I always buy Heinekin with no clothes on because I get it cheaper." The moose lifted his foot off the genie. Then Genie then said, "The jig is up and here's your sign. You may recognize it since it was made by your mother before she screwed the antelope and made 4 kids that love fast cars. The fastest car was a Suzuki Cappuccino that had a strange dent right next to his sticker of the tuning company that makes cold air intakes for Suzuki in Europe because everyone needs money.

"CRAP!?!? Money is something that the moose doesn't know about since the accident where it hit its head on the big green tiolet bowl by the gorgeously slender and naked Heidi klum, who promptly......

posted by  Godlaus

Once upon a time there was a man who loved to play with barbies and eat, while wearing pink lipstick on the top of a bright red truck. But, one day,the truck was gone. The young man was so scared, he tried to see if he had his glasses on, then he woke up with his glasses off and a sleeping guy right next door, he figured, but he wasnt certain if he was awake, so he decided to make sure that he wasnt dead by chopping off his pinky finger. Then his wife found the secret door to his undergound laboratory. She grabbed the pinky finger, threw it out the window,and moved on to destroy the secret lab. Once he found the secret to true happiness, because he was jacking off. However, once he found the magical fruit of the country Zaire, which is known for its magical fruit, he put it in his pet moose to make it go fast, sort of like NOS, but when he rode his moose of doom town hill, he hit a banana peel and then he said, "$*%& THIS $&*# !$$^()$".

Then the moose replied, " I love to drink a nice cold guinnes." In amazement, he replied "What the hell? I always buy Heinekin with no clothes on because I get it cheaper." The moose lifted his foot off the genie. Then Genie then said, "The jig is up and here's your sign. You may recognize it since it was made by your mother before she screwed the antelope and made 4 kids that love fast cars. The fastest car was a Suzuki Cappuccino that had a strange dent right next to his sticker of the tuning company that makes cold air intakes for Suzuki in Europe because everyone needs money.

"CRAP!?!? Money is something that the moose doesn't know about since the accident where it hit its head on the big green tiolet bowl by the gorgeously slender and naked Heidi klum, who promptly vomited at the sight.....

posted by  windsonian

Once upon a time there was a man who loved to play with barbies and eat, while wearing pink lipstick on the top of a bright red truck. But, one day,the truck was gone. The young man was so scared, he tried to see if he had his glasses on, then he woke up with his glasses off and a sleeping guy right next door, he figured, but he wasnt certain if he was awake, so he decided to make sure that he wasnt dead by chopping off his pinky finger. Then his wife found the secret door to his undergound laboratory. She grabbed the pinky finger, threw it out the window,and moved on to destroy the secret lab. Once he found the secret to true happiness, because he was jacking off. However, once he found the magical fruit of the country Zaire, which is known for its magical fruit, he put it in his pet moose to make it go fast, sort of like NOS, but when he rode his moose of doom town hill, he hit a banana peel and then he said, "$*%& THIS $&*# !$$^()$".

Then the moose replied, " I love to drink a nice cold guinnes." In amazement, he replied "What the hell? I always buy Heinekin with no clothes on because I get it cheaper." The moose lifted his foot off the genie. Then Genie then said, "The jig is up and here's your sign. You may recognize it since it was made by your mother before she screwed the antelope and made 4 kids that love fast cars. The fastest car was a Suzuki Cappuccino that had a strange dent right next to his sticker of the tuning company that makes cold air intakes for Suzuki in Europe because everyone needs money.

"CRAP!?!? Money is something that the moose doesn't know about since the accident where it hit its head on the big green tiolet bowl by the gorgeously slender and naked Heidi klum, who promptly vomited at the sight of the stinky moose.

posted by  Zalight

Once upon a time there was a man who loved to play with barbies and eat, while wearing pink lipstick on the top of a bright red truck. But, one day,the truck was gone. The young man was so scared, he tried to see if he had his glasses on, then he woke up with his glasses off and a sleeping guy right next door, he figured, but he wasnt certain if he was awake, so he decided to make sure that he wasnt dead by chopping off his pinky finger. Then his wife found the secret door to his undergound laboratory. She grabbed the pinky finger, threw it out the window,and moved on to destroy the secret lab. Once he found the secret to true happiness, because he was jacking off. However, once he found the magical fruit of the country Zaire, which is known for its magical fruit, he put it in his pet moose to make it go fast, sort of like NOS, but when he rode his moose of doom town hill, he hit a banana peel and then he said, "$*%& THIS $&*# !$$^()$".

Then the moose replied, " I love to drink a nice cold guinnes." In amazement, he replied "What the hell? I always buy Heinekin with no clothes on because I get it cheaper." The moose lifted his foot off the genie. Then Genie then said, "The jig is up and here's your sign. You may recognize it since it was made by your mother before she screwed the antelope and made 4 kids that love fast cars. The fastest car was a Suzuki Cappuccino that had a strange dent right next to his sticker of the tuning company that makes cold air intakes for Suzuki in Europe because everyone needs money.

"CRAP!?!? Money is something that the moose doesn't know about since the accident where it hit its head on the big green tiolet bowl by the gorgeously slender and naked Heidi klum, who promptly vomited at the sight of the stinky moose. Amazingly, in his puke...

posted by  boothe

Once upon a time there was a man who loved to play with barbies and eat, while wearing pink lipstick on the top of a bright red truck. But, one day,the truck was gone. The young man was so scared, he tried to see if he had his glasses on, then he woke up with his glasses off and a sleeping guy right next door, he figured, but he wasnt certain if he was awake, so he decided to make sure that he wasnt dead by chopping off his pinky finger. Then his wife found the secret door to his undergound laboratory. She grabbed the pinky finger, threw it out the window,and moved on to destroy the secret lab. Once he found the secret to true happiness, because he was jacking off. However, once he found the magical fruit of the country Zaire, which is known for its magical fruit, he put it in his pet moose to make it go fast, sort of like NOS, but when he rode his moose of doom town hill, he hit a banana peel and then he said, "$*%& THIS $&*# !$$^()$".

Then the moose replied, " I love to drink a nice cold guinnes." In amazement, he replied "What the hell? I always buy Heinekin with no clothes on because I get it cheaper." The moose lifted his foot off the genie. Then Genie then said, "The jig is up and here's your sign. You may recognize it since it was made by your mother before she screwed the antelope and made 4 kids that love fast cars. The fastest car was a Suzuki Cappuccino that had a strange dent right next to his sticker of the tuning company that makes cold air intakes for Suzuki in Europe because everyone needs money.

"CRAP!?!? Money is something that the moose doesn't know about since the accident where it hit its head on the big green tiolet bowl by the gorgeously slender and naked Heidi klum, who promptly vomited at the sight of the stinky moose. Amazingly, in his puke they saw this odd

posted by  Satty101

Once upon a time there was a man who loved to play with barbies and eat, while wearing pink lipstick on the top of a bright red truck. But, one day,the truck was gone. The young man was so scared, he tried to see if he had his glasses on, then he woke up with his glasses off and a sleeping guy right next door, he figured, but he wasnt certain if he was awake, so he decided to make sure that he wasnt dead by chopping off his pinky finger. Then his wife found the secret door to his undergound laboratory. She grabbed the pinky finger, threw it out the window,and moved on to destroy the secret lab. Once he found the secret to true happiness, because he was jacking off. However, once he found the magical fruit of the country Zaire, which is known for its magical fruit, he put it in his pet moose to make it go fast, sort of like NOS, but when he rode his moose of doom town hill, he hit a banana peel and then he said, "$*%& THIS $&*# !$$^()$".

Then the moose replied, " I love to drink a nice cold guinnes." In amazement, he replied "What the hell? I always buy Heinekin with no clothes on because I get it cheaper." The moose lifted his foot off the genie. Then Genie then said, "The jig is up and here's your sign. You may recognize it since it was made by your mother before she screwed the antelope and made 4 kids that love fast cars. The fastest car was a Suzuki Cappuccino that had a strange dent right next to his sticker of the tuning company that makes cold air intakes for Suzuki in Europe because everyone needs money.

"CRAP!?!? Money is something that the moose doesn't know about since the accident where it hit its head on the big green tiolet bowl by the gorgeously slender and naked Heidi klum, who promptly vomited at the sight of the stinky moose. Amazingly, in his puke they saw this odd looking colorful piece of

posted by  car_crazy89

Once upon a time there was a man who loved to play with barbies and eat, while wearing pink lipstick on the top of a bright red truck. But, one day,the truck was gone. The young man was so scared, he tried to see if he had his glasses on, then he woke up with his glasses off and a sleeping guy right next door, he figured, but he wasnt certain if he was awake, so he decided to make sure that he wasnt dead by chopping off his pinky finger. Then his wife found the secret door to his undergound laboratory. She grabbed the pinky finger, threw it out the window,and moved on to destroy the secret lab. Once he found the secret to true happiness, because he was jacking off. However, once he found the magical fruit of the country Zaire, which is known for its magical fruit, he put it in his pet moose to make it go fast, sort of like NOS, but when he rode his moose of doom town hill, he hit a banana peel and then he said, "$*%& THIS $&*# !$$^()$".

Then the moose replied, " I love to drink a nice cold guinnes." In amazement, he replied "What the hell? I always buy Heinekin with no clothes on because I get it cheaper." The moose lifted his foot off the genie. Then Genie then said, "The jig is up and here's your sign. You may recognize it since it was made by your mother before she screwed the antelope and made 4 kids that love fast cars. The fastest car was a Suzuki Cappuccino that had a strange dent right next to his sticker of the tuning company that makes cold air intakes for Suzuki in Europe because everyone needs money.

"CRAP!?!? Money is something that the moose doesn't know about since the accident where it hit its head on the big green tiolet bowl by the gorgeously slender and naked Heidi klum, who promptly vomited at the sight of the stinky moose. Amazingly, in his puke they saw this odd looking colorful piece of leather trim from a...

posted by  windsonian

nice thread. :thumbs:

posted by  ps2guy121

[QUOTE=windsonian]Once upon a time there was a man who loved to play with barbies and eat, while wearing pink lipstick on the top of a bright red truck. But, one day,the truck was gone. The young man was so scared, he tried to see if he had his glasses on, then he woke up with his glasses off and a sleeping guy right next door, he figured, but he wasnt certain if he was awake, so he decided to make sure that he wasnt dead by chopping off his pinky finger. Then his wife found the secret door to his undergound laboratory. She grabbed the pinky finger, threw it out the window,and moved on to destroy the secret lab. Once he found the secret to true happiness, because he was jacking off. However, once he found the magical fruit of the country Zaire, which is known for its magical fruit, he put it in his pet moose to make it go fast, sort of like NOS, but when he rode his moose of doom town hill, he hit a banana peel and then he said, "$*%& THIS $&*# !$$^()$".

Then the moose replied, " I love to drink a nice cold guinnes." In amazement, he replied "What the hell? I always buy Heinekin with no clothes on because I get it cheaper." The moose lifted his foot off the genie. Then Genie then said, "The jig is up and here's your sign. You may recognize it since it was made by your mother before she screwed the antelope and made 4 kids that love fast cars. The fastest car was a Suzuki Cappuccino that had a strange dent right next to his sticker of the tuning company that makes cold air intakes for Suzuki in Europe because everyone needs money.

"CRAP!?!? Money is something that the moose doesn't know about since the accident where it hit its head on the big green tiolet bowl by the gorgeously slender and naked Heidi klum, who promptly vomited at the sight of the stinky moose. Amazingly, in his puke they saw this odd looking colorful piece of leather trim from a great big jacket his wife threw out last.......

posted by  ps2guy121

Once upon a time there was a man who loved to play with barbies and eat, while wearing pink lipstick on the top of a bright red truck. But, one day,the truck was gone. The young man was so scared, he tried to see if he had his glasses on, then he woke up with his glasses off and a sleeping guy right next door, he figured, but he wasnt certain if he was awake, so he decided to make sure that he wasnt dead by chopping off his pinky finger. Then his wife found the secret door to his undergound laboratory. She grabbed the pinky finger, threw it out the window,and moved on to destroy the secret lab. Once he found the secret to true happiness, because he was jacking off. However, once he found the magical fruit of the country Zaire, which is known for its magical fruit, he put it in his pet moose to make it go fast, sort of like NOS, but when he rode his moose of doom town hill, he hit a banana peel and then he said, "$*%& THIS $&*# !$$^()$".

Then the moose replied, " I love to drink a nice cold guinnes." In amazement, he replied "What the hell? I always buy Heinekin with no clothes on because I get it cheaper." The moose lifted his foot off the genie. Then Genie then said, "The jig is up and here's your sign. You may recognize it since it was made by your mother before she screwed the antelope and made 4 kids that love fast cars. The fastest car was a Suzuki Cappuccino that had a strange dent right next to his sticker of the tuning company that makes cold air intakes for Suzuki in Europe because everyone needs money.

"CRAP!?!? Money is something that the moose doesn't know about since the accident where it hit its head on the big green tiolet bowl by the gorgeously slender and naked Heidi klum, who promptly vomited at the sight of the stinky moose. Amazingly, in his puke they saw this odd looking colorful piece of leather trim from a great big jacket his wife threw out last November. After gazing at

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