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How many forum members does it takes to change a light bulb?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
1 to move it to the Lighting section
2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section
7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
5 to flame the spell checkers
3 to correct spelling/grammar flames
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct
19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum
11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty
7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's
3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.

posted by  asa67_stang

...and 1 Mod to close the topic.

good one - did you make this up yourself?

posted by  SuperJew

Those are pretty damn funny because they're so true.

As a side VWHobo a moderator now?

posted by  Widowmaker2k

yeh hes the mod of his Gearhead Garage section...

posted by  SuperJew

Pretty damn funny and sounds original, just wore me out reading all of it :D

posted by  lectroid

oh and for the record I would be one of the

or the...


posted by  SuperJew

haha, Id be one of the 14 to share simalar experiences.

posted by  Satty101

nope, i didn't think of them

i did think of these two additions though
15 to post jokes relating to light-bulbs
and 1 to ask "what's a light bulb?"

posted by  asa67_stang

now that I saw that, I would have to say I am part of all 3. I'd ask what's a light bulb just to get a few cheap laughs and be done with it.

posted by  Satty101

I'd be the one to shake the bulb just to hear the little pieces inside jingle around.

posted by  BavarianWheels

in otherwords, dont post in the gearhead section and vwhobo cant block you from the website ;)

posted by  stringer001

Ahem... I'm not the edit happy moderator. Furthermore I don't have the ability to block users. Think, type, submit.

posted by  vwhobo

hmm, I should try this sometime. :rolleyes:

posted by  Satty101

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