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Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically Impaired


SCHIZOPHRENIA:
Do you Hear What I Hear?

MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER:
We Three Queens Disoriented Are

DEMENTIA:
I Think I'll Be Home for Christmas

NARCISSISTIC:
Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

MANIC:
Deck the Halls and Walls and House
and Lawn and Streets and Stores
and Office and Town and Car
and Busses and Trucks and Trees
and Fire Hydrants and........

PARANOID:
Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me.

PERSONALITY DISORDER:
You Better Watch Out
I'm Gonna Cry
I'm Gonna Pout
Maybe I'll tell you why.

DEPRESSION:
Silent Night, Holy Night
All is Flat
All is Lonely
All is Dark
All is Gloomy.

OBSESSIVE-COMPULSIVE DISORDER
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
..................(better start again)

PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE PERSONALITY
On the First Day of Christmas My True Love Gave to Me (and then took it
all
away).

BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER
Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire.

posted by  lectroid

NARCOLEPTC:
We wish you a...zzzzzzz

posted by  SuperJew

lmao.

A.D.D.:
silver bells
silver be..hey a bird!!!

posted by  Satty101

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