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I am a junior investment banker at JP Morgan in San Francisco, and i am also currently working on my law degree at Boalt. I live in Ross in Marin County.

posted by  Jay-G

Stock associate at Capel Rug Outlet.

posted by  pik_d

i cut grass lol

posted by  hhsrastler92

Mechanical Engineer / Control Systems Engineer

posted by  windsonian

I am studying blacksmithurgy at Montana University of Arts and Crafts. My friends call me Smithy for some reason. :wink2:

posted by  Wally

cingular wireless customer service representative, working with former at&t wireless subscribers.

In about a month I start my apprentice electrician course.

posted by  dodgerforlife

Is that you in your avatar?

posted by  windsonian

No, but once I fulfil my ambition to open a ranch called "HorseyLand" I may need some corrective surgery for the rare yellow pigmentation disease that is starting to overtake my black tones.

posted by  Wally

hahahahhahahahahahah- you are an idiot, lol. Nice career choice. hahahahahahahhahaha.

posted by  Jay-G

you also have made an AWESOME decision in the job you have chosen. Blacksmith- no intelligence needed for the job= dumbasses choose this career

posted by  Jay-G

after school i want to get n 2 computer technology im a wonder on computers lol cept 4 sum graphics stuff thats what im takin classes on now

posted by  hhsrastler92

you should go into networking- there is mucho money there

posted by  Jay-G

Wow, once again proving that you have no intention of being liked by anyone on this forum.

I have more respect for this person who has chosen a career he will enjoy, something rewarding and difficult, than you, a snotty law student.

And for the benefit of the more respectable members of this forum, I will answer the thread question.

Currently finishing my apprenticeship automotive technician course, on my last week of delivering pizzas for dominos, and ready to start my career at MCL Motors in two weeks.

posted by  Mathew

Pornstar.

posted by  GreekWarrior

its actually a screen capture from "Team America: World Police"

posted by  dodgerforlife

Thanks for the support there. Yes I think it's awesome too. If you are interested I know there is room for a few more enrolments and I can send you a pamphlet. It's a pretty demanding schedule of two lectures a week for two semesters, but from what I have seen of your posts I don't think it would be too hard for you.

posted by  Wally

As i stated, i am an investment banker and i am also working on my law degree. I have chosen a career that requires education. you, on the other hand, have chosen the route of dumbasses across the world.

posted by  Jay-G

you are a sincere prick.


I highly doubt that you are an investment banker, with your amazing vocabulary.


I hope to god I someday wire a building that I know you'll be in(probably a government welfare shelter), and make sure that the wiring is faulty.


Then we will see who laughs.

posted by  dodgerforlife

im also thinkin about goin into business management ive takin 1 of the classes an sum how ended up takin a tect from business 2 an made a 100 on it but business is almost like common sence ? isnt it?

posted by  hhsrastler92

hhsrastler92, if you're good at a certain subject, anything can seem like "common sense". it has to do with how you think. or so i would imagine from the 18 years i've been able to observe whats going on in this world. certain people excel at certain subjects.

posted by  pik_d

lol the only subject im not good at is math everything else jus seems so easy cept that 4 sum reason an math is what will keep me outta college

posted by  hhsrastler92

I hate to tell you this, but I could have chosen the same career as you. I had the marks in high school to go any number of Universities. I chose a career as a mechanic because I love cars, I love working with my hands, I love solving problems, and I love working with people who share the same interests. You on the other hand probably cried last time you touched grease, and wet yourself when the oil light came on in your M3. So I have twice as much skill as you, and I use both the brain and the brawn God gave me. I don't give a shit what you have to say about it. Next time I'm under the hood of a car, trying to solve an ignition problem, and getting a total rush out of it, I'll think about how pathetic you are, sitting at a desk, stealing people's money.

posted by  Mathew

when i buy my first ferrari 6 months from now, i'll be thinking about you.

posted by  Jay-G

you may like to work on cars, but i like to own them and drive them

posted by  Jay-G

no, you like to be a dick. or suck dick. I think most people are having trouble figuring that one out.

posted by  dodgerforlife

You didn't say you were a hairdresser too! That is so cool. :smoke:

posted by  Wally

how do u no u wont get fired or god forbid u die then u sure as hell aint gettin a ferrari

posted by  hhsrastler92

If you care so much about material things, then I feel sorry for you. Money, possessions, they mean nothing if you aren't happy. Since you're a money grabbing, cold hearted asshole, no one will ever like you, and you will never like anyone. You're going to live a wasted life, full of fake joy. I really don't envy that.

Enjoy your Ferrari. I really don't give a shit. :thumbs:

posted by  Mathew

read up:
http://www.car-forums.com/talk/faq.php?faq=vb_read_and_post#faq_vb_edit_pos ts

posted by  pik_d

well, i am happy right now- anyone who says money cannot buy happiness is poor. I will enjoy my ferrari.

posted by  Jay-G

JAy G u r goin 2 live very lonely life an ur best friend will b ur hand because ur 2 much of a dick 2 find sum1 cause all u care bout is money :mrgreen:

posted by  hhsrastler92

alone, most likely.

and no, you will not enjoy your ferrari. you may get some thrills out of it, but sooner or later (more likely sooner) you'll see something faster, better, and you'll want it. your materialistic greed is a black hole. it will never be filled.

posted by  pik_d

No, I think he'll be able to pay for high class escorts to pretend to love him.

posted by  Mathew

naw, he'll find love. but it will be cheap and bought on the streets. and he will also find an STD somewhere along the way.

posted by  dodgerforlife

Since i will keep making more and more money each year, i will be able to buy the best cars in the world. I will enjoy my ferrari, and knowing that you will never be able to afford one will make me enjoy it even more.

posted by  Jay-G

i'd be suprised if even you believe that last part.

posted by  pik_d

I know what Jay-G really does.

http://img89.echo.cx/img89/7027/jet20050414074930funnyfile1666.jpg

posted by  GreekWarrior

How about knowing that nobody here cares? Does that give you a hard-on too? Cause everyone here knows that your values are really ****ed up.

posted by  Mathew

Hate to tell you chump, but I know a few sparkies who earn well over your "salary".
One of them does a lot of work for us, but he's a good bloke. He drives a V8 ute, has an expensive boat, but is just a regular bloke like you and me ... well, like me anyway.

posted by  windsonian

oooooo, that really hits home, i think you took it way too far, attacking my values, how dare you.

posted by  Jay-G

and myself :)

posted by  dodgerforlife

JAY G if i could qoute a black person when i say" BITCH PLEASE" dude jus cause u r gettin a ferrari dont mean a damn thing my family owns a boat 4 very nice vehicles a camper an a 3 story house n a top notch neighborhood so if u dont thin k that we couldnt afford a ferrari ur sadly mistaken an jus cause ur got sum10 dont mean u have 2 gloat about it cause if u do u jus make ur self ook like an grade A ass

posted by  hhsrastler92

You're probably beating off right now arentcha? Eh? :hi:

posted by  Mathew

man, you're pathetic. money can't buy happiness. you can be happy and have money, but money CAN'T buy happiness. for example, i'm one of the happiest people i know, and i mow lawns for crying out loud! oh yeah, and a ferrari is nothing to me if it's in the hands of the wrong person. so i just feel bad for the ferrari because you own it! :fu:

posted by  enzo#2

oooh matthew, he'd have to find it first.

posted by  dodgerforlife

How do we know that you really are as "well off" as you say you are Jay-G?

posted by  GreekWarrior

As far as I can see, he hasn't made any sort of argument yet as to how well off he is. Sure, he's got a shitload of money! But yeah...do I give a crap? Do you? Probably not.

He's probably the saddest single bed dwelling loner among us. Thats why he uses he riches to make himself feel better.

There there little man. We'll pretend to be jealous if it makes you feel better.

posted by  Mathew

I haven't seen any proof that he can even drive, my bet is he's some kid trying to stir up shit.

posted by  GreekWarrior

actually, it stinks of vwhobo.

posted by  dodgerforlife

Bs Bs Bs

posted by  hhsrastler92

I think you are looking for this....

http://www.disscards.net/images/cards/bulls_b.gif

posted by  dodgerforlife

ya thanx lol :thumbs:

posted by  hhsrastler92

You think it's hobo?

posted by  GreekWarrior

whoever it is, seems a little to comfortable in their role.

posted by  dodgerforlife

would you not be comfortable if, at 26, you drove an m3 and made 200large a year?

posted by  Jay-G

i think the issue at hand, is that someone intelligent enough to achieve such a goal surely wouldnt be spending their time online arguing with people who obviously hate them.

unless you have nothing else to do with your time and money.

posted by  pik_d

you completly missed it. that went WAY over your head.

posted by  dodgerforlife

I'm telling you he's just some kid.

posted by  GreekWarrior

200 "LARGE" ... sorry Don Jay-G. Who do you want me to hit?

posted by  windsonian

i think youre just some kid- greekwarrior

posted by  Jay-G

The question is:

Did you buy the M3 because you love driving it, or because you love telling people you drive it? Its quite obvious you spend more time here, trying to convince us you're better than us, than driving that M3.

If its the latter, your car should be crushed into a cube, with you in it.

posted by  Mathew

well i bought the m3 because it is an ultimate driving machine, and i love it- i would have bought an sl if i wanted to just show off.

posted by  Jay-G

dude a m3 aint got shit on my dad's 69 chevelle so keep on runnin ur mouth

posted by  hhsrastler92

i am definately sensing jealousy from everyone

posted by  Jay-G

not true, look up the stats.

posted by  Jay-G

uh deff. not bro u should b feelin hatred if anything

posted by  hhsrastler92

dude i aint gotta look at the stats whats ur m3 run n a 1/4 mile?

posted by  hhsrastler92

And it helps you sleep at night, yes? I bet you're getting another stiffy aren't you! Lets see if you can last 3 minutes this time, hmm?

posted by  Mathew

damnit matthew, the poor guy didn't find it the first time! how do you expect him to do it AGAIN, when he didn't even manage it the first time? :laughing:

posted by  dodgerforlife

12.8 in the quarter adn my car could also outhandle yours very easily

posted by  Jay-G

I'm 17, I don't know if you classify that as a kid but I don't.

I'm old enough to tell your not telling the truth, if you are what proof do you have?

posted by  GreekWarrior

I'm sure he just gives his crotch-area a good tappin.

posted by  Mathew

my dad's chevelle runs 9's so whats ur m3 got now biotch

posted by  hhsrastler92

If you have such a good car and such a good job, why do spend your time on a car forum?

posted by  GreekWarrior

okay, no, unless it is a dragster. ROADS HAVE TURNS. I would kill your chevelle in the twisties

posted by  Jay-G

whoa watch out your ego is burning my hands!!!

posted by  ahoo

What a retired belgian senior still cannot understand is the fact that you guys want to converse with an obvious infantile nincompoop as Jay-G. Just ignore him and he will fade away to oblivion or explode from his own selfesteem. Paul

posted by  tovarich

With all that education, you'd think he'd know the meaning of that word.

Jealously would mean we wish we were like you. What you're sensing is hostilty and pity.





And I sincerely doubt it's Hobo. He, like me, has no problem saying what's on his mind about anyone without hiding behind another username.

posted by  ChrisV

eh, it was just a thought.

posted by  dodgerforlife

is there a way to ban ignorant **** heads like J-Gay?

posted by  FordFromHell351

Starting as a student at LSU in fall studying Entrepreneurship Business Management. In the past off and on I built computers for people for a good profit :mrgreen:

posted by  thunderbird1100

who is vwhobo exactly? i've heard you guys talking about him alot. all i remember is seeing he had about 4000 some posts and then he left.

posted by  enzo#2

Only Adam can ban or put people on probation.

posted by  StiMan

Adam's around somewhere. I know it. :evil:

posted by  Satty101

Mechanic in Florida

posted by  99integra

I was around when he was here and he destroyed noobs and fought arguments to the death :laughing:

posted by  99integra

Head technician at a new BMW dealership in Wichita, Kansas.

posted by  FordFromHell351

I just looked through this post and apparently I was the only one to go to work today. :laughing: I missed a lot of flaming :ohcrap:

posted by  99integra

Seeing as we have a shiny new 'Real' thread, I'll close this one coz I can see this getting 'strangly' back on track lol....any probs...PM me, I'm open to verbal abuse :ohcrap:

I'll move this too....dunno why, I just will :thumbs:

posted by  Cliffy

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