A Few Thoughts

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(1) Zero Gravity
When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ball-point pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat this problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion developing a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside-down, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to over 300 C.

The Russians used a pencil. Your taxes are due again--enjoy paying them.

(2) Our Constitution
"They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours. It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years and hell, we're not using it anymore."

(3) Ten Commandments
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a Courthouse is that you cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians! It creates a hostile work environment.

posted by  TheFieroKid

Interesting thoughts...I find humorous...so far.

posted by  BavarianWheels

haha, nice. I especially like the first two.

posted by  importluva

LMAO, that's great. :clap:

posted by  97Talonchik

haha, nice!

posted by  Satty101

They sell the pens from Nasa, I've seen them for about $30, but I'd never really be able to tell if they'd work in outer space, or above 300 degrees...

posted by  chris_knows

a pencil


posted by  jcjc

LMAO :orglaugh:

posted by  hhsrastler92


posted by  c90acm

heh, good stuff. that was good for a chuckle. :laughing:

posted by  SuperJew

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