How do ya tell when a pig is in heat????
when she buys the first couple of drinks!!!!! :laughing:
:doh: I don't get it...could someone explain this? :doh:
WTF?? :banghead: :screwy:
That's a horrible joke.
A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam.
"Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being there tomorrow.
I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness,
or a death in your immediate family - but that's it, no other excuses
A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raises his hand and asks, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?"
The entire class does its best to stifle their laughter and snickering.
When silence is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her head, and sweetly says,
"Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."
Hahahahahahah SNAP! :orglaugh:
Heard that one more than a year ago... :wink2:
It was the final examination for an introductory Biology course at the
local university. Like many such freshman courses, it was designed to weed
out new students, having over 500 students in the class!
The examination was two hours long, and exam booklets were provided. The professor was very strict and told the class that any exam that was not on his desk in exactly two hours would not be accepted and the student would fail. Half of an hour into the exam, a student came rushing in and asked the professor for an exam booklet.
"You're not going to have time to finish this," the professor stated sarcastically as he handed the student a booklet.
"Yes I will," replied the student. He then took a seat and began writing. After two hours, the professor called for the exams, and the students filed up and handed them in. All except the late student, who continued writing. An hour later, the last student came up to the professor who was sitting at his desk preparing for his next class. He attempted to put his exam on the stack of exam booklets already there.
"No you don't, I'm not going to accept that. It's late."
The student looked incredulous and angry.
"Do you know who I am?"
"No, as a matter of fact I don't," replied the professor with an air of sarcasm in his voice.
"Do you know who I am?" the student asked again in a louder voice.
"No, and I don't care." replied the professor with an air of superiority.
"Good," replied the student, who quickly lifted the stack of completed exams, stuffed his in the middle, and walked out of the room.
:orglaugh: :orglaugh: :clap: :clap:
Hhahahaha not bad. :laughing:
Okay. First of all, I'd like to ask, who in the hell are you?! Whatever
rock you crawled out from under, I'd be pleased to see you climb back under
it. And take your crappy jokes with you. You are a 22 yr. old tugboat
mechanic who lists one of his top 4 interests as beer. As nice of a try to
impress us as to your hardcore personality, the fact that you list
birdwatching as your top interest would let us know you're not quite
And let us not overlook the fact that you'd have to accept her offer to buy you the first couple of drinks. So I suppose there's a certain amount of credibility in your statement since it would seem that you know from experience.
Lol, would you like some ice for that burn
...and here comes patrick running up to piss all over our campfire and our s'mores as well.... jeez, patrick! wtf? it's not like he personally attacked you or something---is it?
Dude, you got unleashed for a second there man.
Kinda like me with jay-G....