You know the situation, the party starts tenatively, eventually there's
some decent chatter as everyone gets on the turps and then there's that
dreaded pause where everyone's sauced and talked out. Invariably some comic
looking bloke jumps in with some clever riddle/joke like:
"A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says ; Why the long face?"
" What do you call a boomerang that won't come back? .....a stick"
" Why's a Giraffe's head so far away from it's arse? ......because it has a long neck"
"Why does a dog lick it's cods? ....because it can".
So what witty throwaway do you guys have up your sleeve?
Why do cars have tires, because they can
Why do fat women go to mcdonalds, because they are stupid :laughing:
In a V of geese why is there more geese on one side than the other? Because
there's more geese on that side.
(Tell that one to your friends. It makes them stop and think. lol)
it may not be riddles or party jokes... but it makes people s top think and
you will get some wierd answers:
Why to kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Or why is there Braile on drive through bank tellers and atms?
why do Psyics need telephones?
The name Wendy was invented by the guy who wrote peter pan.
Rats can live with out water longer than camels.
humans dolphins and one or two species of monkeys are the only animals on earth knows to have sex for pleasure.
if i think of anything else i will post it later
why do the numbers on a phone start at the top and work their way down, but
the numbers on a calculator start at the bottom and work their way up-
why do they use a sterile needle for a lethal injection
I thought he said witty ones... :laughing:
Look who your talking to :laughing: