Cheeziest actor of all time?

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off the top of my head i'd have to vote for eric roberts :x

posted by  Deepdish

I've never liked Chuck Norris. Just because you can kick some ass doesn't mean your butt ugly mug should be allowed on the television. Go back to your trailer park already!

posted by  Loophole

HAHAHHHAHAHAH!!!! :thumbs:

posted by  Deepdish

Christian Slater
Jackie Chan
Steven Seagal

posted by  Unfedfat

I agree, Chuck should not be alowed to act, but its alirght, he is on infomercials now at like 2 am....Old bastard. Steven, ya hes cool...right. Has anyone seen Triple X? Some of Vin Desil's lines in that were terrible.

posted by  labido

treach from naughty by nature!!!!!!!!!! have u guys seen his movie " love and a bullet".... anyways he can act worth sh*t!!!!!!!

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wasn't that a porn movie? :?:

posted by  Unfedfat

that movie was about a hitman who turns and goes aganist the guy who hired him. It was a horrible movie IMO

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mr. bean.... i dont know his name

posted by  mazda6man

steven segal, if you can find me a movie where he says more words than millions me makes, i'd like to know

posted by  PodunkPunk

yeah i dont like steven either

posted by  bLen

what about Charles Bronson.

Better yet... any WWE wrestler woudl take the crown :P

posted by  Viper86

the king of bad acting goes to............JA RULE he takes the cake gets the crown makes the fat lady sing thats it all over THE END!

posted by  HERETIC_666

he was funny as hell even though he didn't talk

posted by  JettaChiC20

Add my vote for Steven Seagal as cheesiest actor. Plus he runs like a girl.

posted by  Qman

Vin Diesel or Vin Deisel for you obsessed fans.

posted by  vwhobo

wow you're smart (as I clap for you)...you need to stop trying to be "perfect" because no one is. Remember that now.

posted by  JettaChiC20

Was I talking to you or is everything still about you. I vote for neither.

posted by  vwhobo

Ja Rule and Steven Seagal

are we talking actors like that's there only profession??? cuz i put Ja rule because of his terrible performance in, ummm.... i dunno......

posted by  240sx

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Doin' some "back" reading...are we?! :laughing:

I'd have to say, uh... Keanu Reeves...definitely!
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posted by  BavarianWheels

Did you ever saw the Keanu Reeves impersonation on MAD TV? It looks like the real Keanu. :laughing:


BTW, I recognized VWhobo's signature. I met him a couple of weeks ago in another forum (I forgot the name). Bav, I did asking you, but I was not sure where I heard his name. Damn. I did posting some pics about my M9 at his forum and he does like it a lot! I always remembering to images, but no names :oops:

posted by  lutz

Has to be Owen Wilson, aka crooked nose guy. I just can't stand listening to him.

posted by  theman352001

nobody even metioned any women, im not sexest but i think they are worse then men at acting.

britney murphy
jeniffer garner
and the queen of them all, J-LO

posted by  High Octane

ya J-Lo is a bad actor..what was that one movie called..The Cell??

posted by  Eclipse_2004

My vote goes to Patrick Swayze. Have you seen road house? He just can't pull off being the toughest bouncer in the world...Or big troble in little China, thats an awesome movie with acting so bad your actually impressed by it.

Or how about Sylvestor Stallone, his movies are sick but, admit it, cheesy as hell. Like The specialist, god! I got through ten minutes of that movie before laughing my ass of at Stallones stupidity.

posted by  Zalight

Paul Walker from The Fast and the Furious movies.

"Hey bro." "Yea man. "I know bro." "Yea bro." "Keep up with me bro."

Dude, stfu.

posted by  MaChao

...and the crown goes to Paul Walker! :clap:

posted by  Zalight

I'd like to vote for Paul Walker, as well, and he didn't get any better in Timeline. And while I tend to like recent Travolta films, his turn in Battlefield Earth, a great Sci Fi novel turned cheezy movie is about the worst I've seen from anyone recently.

But there have been vastly cheesier actors in vastly cheesier movies in the past. You have to dive into some old black and white Holywood B and C movies to find them, but they are definitely out there. Check out anything from Ed Wood (like Plan 9 form Outer Space). Paul Walker looks like an Academy Award winner next to Gregory Walcott or Tor Johnson... Still most of those movies already knew they were cheesy, and so became kind of fun.

But, for outright cheesiest, try Casper Van Dien in "the Omega Code." This was a movie that didnt' know it was cheezy, and an actor that apparently had never been told it.

posted by  ChrisV

Andy Dick...

posted by  SuperJew

...or Jean-Claude van Damme :doh:

posted by  lutz

Ok well I don't really like Ben Stiller that much.... I think mot of his movies are stupid, but I can tolerate them....

posted by  TigerLeigh

Yes I knowthis thread is like 4.5-yrs old or something, but I had to add this after having stumbled across this thread, lol. Does nobody think David -the Hoff- Hasslehoff is one cheesy actor? :laughing:

posted by  Cliffy

If he's busy acting he won't have time to record another album, so Hasselhoff, if you're out there, your acting rules!

posted by  giant016

hasslohoff was the man! now, andrew dice clay, any thoughts?

posted by  mazda6man

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