Mass population of Canadians lol

Home  \  Off Topic  \  Mass population of Canadians lol

There have been more Canucks coming to CF, is this like being passed around by someone up there (not naming any names but Peter..lol) :laughing:

posted by  99integra

Ive noticed that. Seems like half the people that post a welcome are from canada

posted by  bigdaveangell

Haha, i've only had like 3 people join. What can i say, i love this forum, but its not cause of me that fellow Canuckians join :laughing:

posted by  car_crazy89

You know why, because they are FRIENDLY :laughing:

posted by  99integra

i agree canadians are the best :thumbs:

posted by  adamc44

I've been here for a while now...joined because I wanted to know if you could get negative mpg...got flamed pretty good for that one lol. But nobody recommended this site to me, I found it through google, and got addicted pretty fast.

posted by  chris_knows

heh, I remember that post. :laughing:

posted by  SlipKnoT

IM FRIENDLY hahah... i deffinately found this site just screwing around on the computer.

posted by  A-cord

well it helps when you google car forums and this is the first hit.... thats how i found it... and for a period of a week or 2 when you googled car forums it came up with beyond car forums, and i think that is a calgary site, so i googled and clicked this page many many many times until this site was back on top of the hit list. i do my part ;) and yes canadians are friendly unless they've lived in the big metropolis too long, then they just become impatient and thier lives seem to be rush rush rush.......until they die. rushing to die sounds like war to me and i want nothing to do with that lifestyle

posted by  BanffAutoSpa_ap

At least Canadians arent rednecks (at least not the ones Ive met) 'cause heres how I feel about rednecks.....

Well, I'm heading down a southern trail; I'm going chicken huntin'
Chopping redneck chicken necks I ain't saying nothing
To the hillbilly stuck my barrel in his eye
Boomshacka boomshacka hair jumps in the sky
Why I never liked chicken pot pie?
Or the chopped chicken on rye?
So tell Mr. Billy Bob I'm a cut his neck up
Slice, poke, chop chop, stab, cut
What can you do with the drunken hillbilly
Cut his ****ing eyes out and feed em to his Aunt Milly
Willy Willy chicken neck, chicken hunting gotta love it
Hit him with the twelve gauge bucket, chicken nuggets
Laid out all over the grass
Then his little hound dog will eat em up fast
Last as long as you can my man
Cuz when that chicken head hits the fan, you got
Blood guts fingers and toes [3x]
Sittin front row at the chicken show so...

Who's going chicken huntin
We's goin' chicken huntin' [3x]
Cut a mother****ing chicken up, right!

Let me get a chicken sandwich with manwich
I'm finna wreck on a chicken neck
Chopping up Hilly and Billy Bob Billy
Cuz I chop mother****ing redneck silly
Peeked in his yard and what did I see
I seen a chicken boy ****ing a sheep
I say "Mister Mister, what the **** you trying to do"
??"Ah, Billy Billy Billy Boo"??
Barrels in your mouth, bullets to your head
The back of your neck's all over the shed
Boomshacka boom chop chop bang
I'm 2 Dope and it ain't no thang
To cut a chicken, trigger's clickin
Blow off his head but his feet still kickin
Last as long as you can my man
Cuz when that chicken head hits the fan you got
Blood guts fingers and toes [3x]
Sittin front row at the chicken show so...

Went to Kentucky, I got lucky
Met this hot-collared bitch named Bucky
Riding on a chicken, milking a cow
Hittin switches in a drop top low ride tractor plow

Redneck fella, moonshine sella
Hang him by his neckbones, chicken bones
Locked in the cellar, yellow belly chicken plucker
You redneck ****er!


And heres how I feel about cops.... :laughing:


The first little piggy, his house is made of wood
He lives in a chicken turkey piggy neighborhood
He likes to **** his sister and drink his moonshine
A typical redneck filthy ****in' swine!
I rode into town with my axe in my holster
Everybody knows about the wicked piggy boaster
The sherrif at the border ,he tried to take me out
I drew my axe with the quickness-and cut his adam's apple out!
Walked in the village and to the piggy's place
He opened up his door and shot me in the face
And blew me off the porch-and blew my head in half
But I'm a Juggalo so it only made me laugh (ha ha!)
Axe in hand, I rose like the dead
And swung with all my might- made a thump noise in his head
Since we out west, I grabbed a shotgun
And blew his ****in tounge out the back of his cranium!!

[CHORUS:]
Three little piggies, to make a piggy pie
There's nothing like a sound when you hear a piggy die
I might choose a gun (NO!)
I might choose an axe (YES!)
The Carnival's in town- come and get your piggy snacks

The second little piggy, his house is made of brick
And this little piggy is a mother ****in dick
He lays down his rules and reads you your rights
In that funny lookin car with the little blinkin lights
I drive a volkswagon bug 17 deep
Packed fulla Juggalos, lights out and we creep
To the piggy station and lay on the horn
First piggy out- we blow his lungs out his uniform
Now they in persuit like Starski and Hutch
But theres only two of them-the rest are out to lunch
They call up Dunkon Doughnuts to gather up the rest
25 piggies with they bullet-proof vests
We lead them in a chase,they bustin off rounds
But now they all ****ed cuz we at the Carney grounds
And they gettin swallowed by their very on breed
DARK CARNIVAL and wicked clowns because we need....

[CHORUS 2x]

The last little piggy, his house is made of gold
He lives in a mansion on his own private road
I started walking down it- the gaurd he told me wait
I snapped his ****in neck in two and slammed his nuts in the gate
Cuz this little piggy must defianatly die!
I'm a lop his nugget off and toss it in the sky
And then I watch the moon take the form of the devil
And pull it out the sky and beat it with a shovel
People in my city, they fightin for they meals
He sleeps on a matress stuffed with hundered dollar bills
A richey is the devil- he never will admit it
So I'm 'a cut his hand off and slap his face wit' it
Opened up his door, he sleeping in his bed
I grabbed a brick of gold and slapped it upside his head
He begged for his life, I told him its too late
And tied his neck in a knot and watch him suffocate
Cuz I need...

See if you can guess who those songs are by....

posted by  SlipKnoT

Dude, the government.... They are all pigs, some kind of waste of space they think it is....

posted by  99integra

Wow steve......

posted by  jedimario

Chicken Huntin - ICP

and I haven't gotten any other Canadians to join - I searched out Car Forums on google for help with family vehicles that were driving us batty.

posted by  dodgerforlife

Those definately seem like ICP (Insane Clown Posse), i also like 'Dating Game' and 'Tilt a Whirl'.

I found this site lookin' for car stuff on Google, it kept coming up so i finally joined (originally saw it like 2 years ago). Also, if you notice, theres atleast 3 maybe 4 Canadians who joined at around the same time (March- Dodgerforlife, Chris Knows, and Myself).

posted by  car_crazy89

Lol, I was begining to think about this also. We need more from the south, then we can stage a uprising and turn this into the Confederate Car-Forums of the World-Wide Web. Hehe...

posted by  StiMan

:ticking:

posted by  SuperJew

John........Shut your bitch ass up :banghead:

posted by  99integra

Lol... what did I say? Hehe... I didnt mean it in any sort of racist way.

posted by  StiMan

Your Message