Here’s the deal – I started a topic where I asked what a ‘turkey
salad’ (I’m not talking about a salad with turkey in it) is but it got
removed by either Unfedfat or vwhobo.
It was blatantly, sexually explicit, so this time I'm asking if anyone can tell me which of these two metaphors describes a ‘turkey salad’: -
1. A starter that includes a banana between two melons.
2. A romantic dish that includes chicken, garnished with the juice from a tuna fish, which is traditionally served by women to both men and other women.
If the answer's something else and you know what it is then could you send it as a metaphor or private message please? Inquiring minds need to know.
I have a feeling i'm too....inexperienced to know this.
I have no knowledge of this alleged post. The only posts I remove are blatant advertising. And I have no idea what you mean by "turkey salad" although reading between the lines I get the idea.
SuperJew and Satty101, this isn't about experience. If someone's a virgin,
it doesn't mean that they don't know what sexual intercourse is. I've never
been involved in an act of buggery and I never want to be but it doesn't
mean that I don't know what it is. I found out what a blowjob was when I
was eleven or possibly twelve but I hadn't had one at that age. I've never
eaten a Mars Bar out of a... you get the point. Anyway, thank you both for
vwhobo, if someone posted pornography that wasn't an advertisement then you'd still remove it though wouldn't you? It must have been Unfedfat who removed my original topic that was titled, "Turkey Salad (Warning: sexual subject matter is in bad taste)", unless I've got it wrong. It might have had a warning but I think that it was the point that it needed a warning because of my frankness in the post why it got removed.
I typed "turkey salad" into "Google" and in the "Urban Dictionary" but I've had no luck.
On "Doggy Fizzle Televizzle", Snoop Dogg asked Hugh Hefner if he'd ever had a turkey salad and Hugh said "yeah". Maybe a turkey salad is just a turkey salad but I doubt it.
No! First I would masturbate profusely, then remove it.
You would really do that vwhobo? Even if it was three men including a midget in a frog suit and a donkey?
<-------wishes snoope had not said thathttp://www.mustangcentral.net/mcforums/images/smilies/puke.gif
hahahahaha. It's sick but hillarious. And this time I have no macroni and cheese!!!! :screwy: