"A Letter To My Soulmate Who Has No Soul"
Well I got an email from my ex-girlfriend yesterday :ticking:
Why are you telling us that, I dont want to know about your sex life! But rock on dude :clap:
Quite, it wasn't really posted to me. I read it on another site and found
it amusing. My last girlfriend never woke me up for sex, she would just go
for it while I was still asleep
As you can all see, I've managed to find another "razz" smiley but I still can't find a "just kidding" one.
He was just looking for a fish to take the bait," SUCKER " and a sucker is a fish :laughing: Had you not replied, the thread would have probably died. Kinda poetic ain't it :smoke:
Well I wouldn't go as far as to say that it's poetic :screwy: You seem to
have Car Guy figured out though :laughing: As for me allegedly being a
'sucker' just for stopping this thread from sinking down and off the first
page in this forum for an extra half a day or so...
I said nothing about you being a sucker, RE-READ :screwy:And could care less if it stayed on top till hell froze over :laughing: JOKE,SON, A JOKE. :banghead:
Joke, did somebody say joke?
Osama bin Laden, not feeling well and concerned about his mortality, goes to consult a psychic about the date of his death. Closing her eyes and silently reaching into the realm of the future she finds the answer.
"You will die on an American holiday."
"Which one?" Osama bin Laden asks nervously.
"It doesn't matter," replied the psychic. "Whenever you die, it will be an American holiday!"
On a 1-10 scale--- 15 :laughing:
Oh, I see (I could accuse you of insinuating that I was a 'sucker' if I was bothered but that would be pointless), well that's fair enough then lectroid. This is now the ninth reply to a topic that nobody seems to care about :laughing:
7 replys and all to your pointless wet dream fanatsy :laughing:
Of course, because you don't want her in your life, you're a selfish bastard. That's how all females are... Bipolar.
Actually that was the tenth :screwy: This is now the twelth reply to my
pointless wet dream fantasy :laughing:
What's Bipolar got to do with women generally being queer? Don't men get Bipolar as well?