or of your self if your a chick.
Real old pic
her and me
Her name is Sierra, shes on the right.
She's on the right.
I get to be cool i guess...i don't have one :cry:
On the market again.
I've liked her, and I'm pretty sure she likes me, but I'm not sure, and I'm
kinda afraid of rejection :oops: so I want to be sure she likes me
99% of you already know me...
This is my chick, Jacqueline
Who the **** are you?
ok for 1. dont date "so many women so little time" 2.dont "settle" for some chick try for the best one even if she does reject you shes gonna give you respect for askin i mean come on now chris knows and slipknot i know u can do better
I dunno but shes kind of hot - Sara (my chick)
LOL, its spelled Cera and yea i do know who she is :tard:
only half as cool now sorry :laughing:
Damn, have we met? :hi: j/k.
No gf and i'm no chick so you get no pic. There is/are a few girls i like though.
He was being sarcastic. :screwy:
No sara thinks shes hot...
I dont really have a designated "chick"...Sure there are some ladies around the bend I hang out with on the weekends some time....But not so much a signifagant other
This is Shawna, my lady for just over 2 years...
Fierokid, way to post a picture of your girlfriend in a bra, real classy there.
Those are the most appropriate pix I have of her... I cant find her real
head shots (those are in her portfolio) and the rest of the photos I have
of her are more adult oriented.
You would you rather see her in her bra? in her bra with another chick? Naked with other chicks? Shut up their sexy... this is how she makes her living.
And I can do better how....? WTF is wrong with her huh? :fu:
I would like to see her naked with other chicks :drool: :laughing:
Just chill brudda, be zen about it and be in a more reformed state of mind and ask again :wink2:
Here's a picture of my chix............
Damn look at the legs on that chick! :drool:
I bet she tastes good fried :laughing:
That would indeed be interesting
Finger lickin' good. ................ :doh:
Oh god that was bad :doh:
trust me dude u can
Seriously just shut up :banghead:
Don't diss someones girl
Two things you never insult:
A guy's girl or his car.
Yeah...or his family.
I was referring to 99integra.
Dont be frightened of rejection....It happens to the best of us :thumbs:
Seriously though...u go for it mate :thumbs:
What the **** ever dude. Im happy with her, and shes happy with me. I dont need anyone else.
Another problem is that I can never see her alone, she's always with a
group of people...
So I call on the players of CF to help me with what to do :laughing: :ohcrap:
... Is that a mirror in your pocket 'cause I can see myself in your
pants.... :laughing: :orglaugh:
Or you could go for the sly appoach and talk about long walks on the beach and watching sunsets....
I laughed my ass off the first time I saw that movie, and still do like 5 years later :laughing:
Dude Logan just don't even listen to him, if you don't, no problems will arise, if you feed the fire, problems be comin
Just ask for her number. You know she won't say no, unless she's a total ass.
We've been friend's for a while, and this could be a disadvantage...but anyhow, I've already got her phone number, and e-mail...
Give her a call and ask if she wants to hang out sometime. You'll never know if you dont try.
Then use this to your advantage...give her a call and ask to see her alone, without the gang.... :thumbs:
Ah women. They are complicated creatures:
When you first lust after them: http://www.bridal.petticoatdreams.co.uk/bridal%20lingerie,%20an%20overbust% 20Corset.jpg
When you're ten years into marriage:http://www.corsetiere.net/Spirella/AW_C6.jpg
And when you get comfortable: http://www.corsetiere.net/Spirella/AW_St_1x.jpg
this is my g/f Natalia at her sister's house (hence the strawberry
this is her and some of her class friends (yes, the blonde might be cute to some but she's the dumbest one of all)
Excuse me? A girl has no obligation to give her number to anyone. If she chooses not to, that does not make her an ass.
if you're friends with her, it makes her a bitch :mrgreen:
I don't think its even legal or moral for me to look at her lol :laughing:
Damn times like this i feel old...even though im still young
Still cooler than you atleast :thumbs:
i think we need to start over again. this thread got way too out of subject....
*Calls Cliffy* Oh Cliffy be a dear and delete every post that doesn't have a pic :laughing:
My fault, you're right. I was just trying to give him a boost of confidence.
Oh, I forgot about Synthetic...seeing how she's the most posting girl on this forum, I figured I could ask her for help with my problem...well Cera, can you help me? :ohcrap:
LoL just the way I like 'em! ;)
Dude, just cause your friends, doesn't affect your chances with her
romanticly whatsoever. It DOES however, put your friendship at risk, for
example if you end up having a relationship and breaking it off on bad
But, thats no reason to put off seeing her. heres how you'll do it:
Call her up and talk to her about school, or something...whatever, just get into a comfortable conversation. Then around closing of the convo, when you would normally start the goodbyes, instead say "hey by the way, I was wondering if you would..." and then you insert something shes good at. Like say, if she likes to paint or draw, be like "Hey, you know you should show me some of your art, and how to do it, sometime." Or, say she plays soccer "Hey, we should play some one on one soccer!" or if she plays video games "Hey, sometime we should get together and I'll whoop your ass at Halo" Or whatever, just get the suggestion out there that you to should do something together, just you and her, and make it something SHE likes to do.
Now, since you guys are friends, and she already feels comfortable around you, she will most likely agree. Just make sure its not something aggressive that she would consider a true date, like the movies or something. Just make it like you two are hanging out. Then show her your shining personality and amazing wit.
you are seriously like a god lmao - can i get a HUAH for the CF PLAYER?!
Dude, I'll definitely try thanks :clap:
ok first off yall i speak the truth and i call em like i see em thatsjust
how i was brought up i mean hell ive dated some pretty........not so good
looking girls before but hell who cares id admit the two i posted here
werent my best judgement ill admit that but hell atleast i know that i can
do better as soon as i get a pic of the chick im talkin to an will end up
datin ill post.
another thing kid dont tell me to ****off just becasue i said something bout ur girlfriend or chick ur talkin to i mean its my opinion but ur a teenager theres no reason to be tied down unless you know the person is right trust me ive daed my fair share if fooled around with my fair share i mean ive hung out ith seniors my whole high school experience so im in with the ppl i need to be in with but by cn yalls gurls a person can tell a lot about a person so think about that when u jus wanna get laid an thats th eonly reason for a realationship
LOL@fieroKID style man....style
inygknok good catch :thumbs:
LOL, its more about confidence then anything else.
Plus Im a salesman, so I know how to word things/set things up in a conversation to get what I want out of it....Some call it manipulative, I call it a skill.
Geez...why is it always me who's called upon lol...j/k...I like it really
And no, I'm not gonna delete every post without a Pic....yet :laughing:
If you're always with her and a group of people, thats not really a
problem. You don't need to make it so hard like other people on the forum
say, by calling her up and asking her out and all that jazz. All you have
to do is talk to her. If you're in a big group of people doing whatever it
is you kids do (yes, I have FINALLY earned a right to say that :D), just
park yourself next to her and have a conversation. Its just a matter of
showing her that she is way more interesting than everyone else. Talk
about whatever you like, find some common ground (you should know what that
is already, being friends and all), and just let things happen. The way
you listen to what a girl has to say, no matter how uninspiring it is, can
really show her that you are interested. Its really not that complicated
at all. Eventually you'll just naturally break off from the group. You
know when you're walking with your friends (say there's seven of you), and
the two of you sort of start to walk a little apart from the rest. It goes
something like that. Thats the point where you can say "Hey you wanna go
see a movie on friday night?". You can even use the conversation to steer
it in that direction. Like talk about whats in theaters, wait for her to
say "Hey, you know I really want to see that movie Doom**". Then just be
like, "Well hey, you wanna go see it on Friday?". See this is all just an
example, you have to improvise.
This will work if she is interested.
**I do not endorse the movie Doom, seeing the movie Doom, or the making of the movie Doom, in any way. It was just the only movie I could think of right now.
I agree lol.....*bows head*
As an (in your eyes) old geezer perhaps I may give you some advise. The way I made contact with the girl I wanted to court(I hope you still know what that means)was with love letters.Computers and e mail were still not available.I was a very shy guy and very much in love so I wrote a very long love letter with all my feelings and expectations on it and gave her the letter at the end of the day(she was my bosses secretary). The next day she agreed to have a drink later and handed me her letter.And with that girl I married a year later and next year we'll be married for 40 years and no regrets. We've had one daughter(our second girl died shortly after birth) and one granddaughter of 3 . Since you mentioned that she has an Email address I would try to put all my thoughts and feelings towards her in a long e mail . As they say the real one only comes along ones. Paul (the 68 year old geezer from Belgium).Good luck.
And this ladies and gentlemen, is the reason so many guys end up with
pshycho bitches, and so many girls end up with assholes.
"i know that I can do better"
And they ONLY look for supermodels or bad boys. They dump the people that might actually be compatible with them for some superficial set of attributes, then complain forever that that person is horrible to them, then go looking for another one that will be exacty the same.
I'm glad to say my wife IS my best friend.
I got the superficial set of attributes and someone who is my best friend... I guess i got lucky.
Brother, I am with you 100% on this one. I am lucky enough as well to have my GF as my best friend, we are celebrating our 5 year anniversary this weekend. I went through that phase, but now, being a lil older I see what I want in someone of the opposite sex
Congrats on the 5 year mark!
A girl likes a confident guy but not cocky. Remember that. Perfect example-
Last night while I was at work a guy came to me. He was being very pushy
with trying to get me to call him. He mentioned how he could buy me alcohol
and that he was hung like a horse. I told him I like Jeromy and I was not
interested. When he proceeded in calling Jeromy a punk for only being 19
and that I needed a real man to hang out with, that pissed me off.
So remember.. DO NOT BE COCKY, DO NOT INSULT. Insulting just makes you sound trashy. Be confident but respect her if she tells you she likes someone else. If you are afraid of rejection then dont put her on the spot. Dont ask her on a date, instead ask her to join you in a group outing. Being with other people helps take off any weird tention. Then if things go great, ask her to some alone time.
my gf loves it when i get cocky.... though im not nearly as cocky as i was
a few years back.
and im just usually cocky when i see her male friends trying to act cool just cuz they can afford expensive clothes thanks to mommy and daddy. so i know i can beat the krap out of them and that im much smarter than they will ever be.....
my gf can be a bit psychotic at times, but its just her teenage rebellion attitude. i know she will get over it. i did. i think we all do.... or at least those of us who grow up a bit.
you know what chrisV im not a asshole ask any girl im friends with i got names, emails, an im names second im not lookin for a supermodel but i still want someone my dad can be like yea that my son's girl
Zalight, Why don't you just give him your pick up line again? Here it is; took me a while to find it again. Lol, i still find it hilarious, because its so ridiculous it might actually work.
again HUAH ;)
lol, I actually saved that in a notepad document :orglaugh:
i thought we were gonna start over this thread again?
Nice horse. Id say about two and looks like there is some thorougbred in those veins...I am a horse freak. First few months in my life that I have lived without one outside my house and man is it hard. Kinda turning my obsession over to cars. It helps me cope with having no horses.
Seriously ChrisV, he is only like what 15. We should give him a little leway until he grows up a little and realizes that it isnt all just about being daddy's little boy. He'll learn but not at his age.
Hey I'm 15 and I know that dammit :ohcrap:
Well then aren't you a smart peanut, do you want a cookie too?
2?? Nope only 16 months.. No TB.. 100% QH.
Bummer, you seemed like such a nice girl too.
Holy, pretty leggy for a quarter horse but I can see it in the rear. I am more into arabs and friesians. Arabs cause they got the spirit I crave and friesians because, damn...they are gorgeous.
Who and why?
Not that I am judging you, but I can't figure out why people tend to spend their lives with just one chick(bitch). I have never been friend to any of my girlfriends I just did what I had to... You cannot have any decent conversation with any female. I lpretend to be listening, but in truth, I am on some place far away drinking cocktails with umbrellas. Most of women (for me) are unable to understand. Get rid of your wife, and start to have a good time and life. Man, that's what would help you overcome your nevrous nature. Or ask her to have a "Friendly" sex with your bitch, because you seem like you are getting none of it. Bye
if you don't mean this to be taken seriously, why submit it and irritate us
w/ it? :screwy: :screwy:
next time, write your euro bullshit in notepad, don't save, and save us from having to see it, k?
wow, that was just rude and uncalled for. i wish i could have the relationship he has with his wife with my own girlfriend. i think an appology is in order :thumbs:
You don't want to act like you're judging me, but you ARE judging her,
Proving once again what a total waste of air you are. I'd love to find out where you live and give you a retroactive abortion, you POS.
I think your problem is that you are unable to have a decent conversation with any human. Go back to living with the rest of the pond scum you grew out of. Maybe if you actually grew up instead of trying to remain a closed minded, ignorant POS, you MIGHT actually be successful in life. I realize, it's HARD for you, being deprived of things the rest of us take for granted, like brains and any sort of reasoning skills, But you can do it if you really try.
Again, this is how you go through life with EVERYTHING, which is why not only do you not know anything about women, you know absolutely nothing about anything else You've already proven that your brain is incapable of using reasoning, logical thought to not hate a car just because someone you dont' like owns one (the emotions are stonger than your brain, you said). If you actually took time to learn anything you might end up being a functional human being. Until that time, you really should just curl up and die. NO one would miss your ugly, retarded Eurotrash ass.
How the F*CK do you consider me "nervous?" You're just proving yourself to be more and more retarded. BTW, I was single until I was 35, had girlfriends who were everything from models to teachers. I built race cars and custom cars for a living driving things like this:
At 42, I HAVE a life, a nice house, a wonderful wife who is my best friend, we travel, we race cars together, spend evenings in the hot tub, have a great group of friends, she supports my hobbies, and I go to her stand-up comedy shows and the improv comedy shows she's in. I have a more rich, rewarding life than your ignorant, wannabe player ass will EVER have. AND, I still have time to come here and lay the smack down on little bitches like you, as kind of a hobby.
Next time you want to open your mouth and prove how little you know about EVERYTHING, take this advice:
Lol! Nice Bug Butt, Hobo! :thumbs:
Props Chris... :thumbs: Buy the way, that n00b pic is awesome, hope you dont mind me stealing it.
Nicely put Chris. As for ngluvakov(euro). Shut your face before it gets shut for you. The only reason you want ChrisV to **** up his great life is because you are jelous knowing that you will never have something even half as good. Grow up euro b****.
SyntheticTrust... I'm not a fan of horses much (which is really the understatement of the century).
hey, the hobos back!
lol, yeah and meaner then ever. :orglaugh:
I had wife once. I will have no more. My life is now richer than ever. I have no reason to insult you, Chris V. I have a son, which is all I need in my life to dedicate to. Alexander is his name. He is one and half years old. I have a family company. I tend to lead my life in direction to make that company work better by finishing faculty of mechanical engineering. Company of girls is something you do when you need sex. I do not see any other reason. From my numerous relationships, only thing that was good is my son Alexander. I will never have another child, and concentrate my life on him. That is my philosophy. That is the reason why I have suggested you such endeavor. My experience has shown to me that you go faster and better when you loose luggage. Do not always take my words wrong you infantile brained freak. Only race you have with your wife is race for bathroom. If you do not have a wife, you can live YOUR life just as you want. No obligations, anniversaries or dinners that you could rather spend on a basketball with your crew… I feel better when I dump a woman. I say that to you because I know you from forum, not because of jealousy. I am not jealous on a mediocrity. In addition, I cannot be jealous at someone from internet. Man, do something with your nerves. In addition, about that picture, I just do not know how you see yourself as a person that can judge me because of that childish text on a picture and a picture itself. No people with higher education do not argue, and certainly do not post such answers with illustrations. Go sometimes to an opera or a concert of classical music. That would refine you a bit. You need to let go of your frustrations. You could come to Europe. Here you have a nature that will help you let go negative thinking. Just imagine this: No worries, rain, countryside, some comfortable car, “Hevia” on radio and you are sightseeing few castles that you see in Czech Republic while you travel toward Turkey where orient meets western culture… All that because you don’t have mutual plans with no other than you. This is totally my opinion, it has nothing to do with your decision of living your life, it’s just friendly talk.
has it ocurred to you that what works for you may or may not work for
everyone else, master yoda?
maybe you should respect the choice that chrisv has made for himself and maybe appreciate the fact that he has a little more insight into how he works and what he wants and can therefore make informed decisions that will work well for him without your input. if you respect the choice he made, he will respect the option you took, which seems like a euro man-whore ala "deuce bigalow"
k, eurotrash? :thumbs:
Question for synthetic;
You said that confidence is great, but cockiness isn't.
So how about sarcastic cockiness? I tend to pull that all the time, and I'm a little curious as to what effect it has on what girl thinks of me. It has a 50% success rate for me, but it's the other 50% that I'm curious about.
Oh, and I'm single with one girl in mind :wink2: .
Well, if you speak about tolerances between people and in conversation, you can't call people trash... k or no k? I don't comment your life with offensive words, please don't you comment mine with that kind of words... K?
Sounds to me like this guy leads a shallow and self centered life if he
can't find a reason to have a woman around except for sex. And you all
thought I was an asshole.
They're good for making supper too.
i said nothing about tolerance of people. what i'm saying is you can't
force your opinions on others, i didn't say you can't express your
opinions. you can say whatever you want, offensive or not, but once you
start telling people how to live, that makes you an asshole... for
THAT is offensive. by offending me, you have given me carte blanche to offend you as much as i want... don't tell people how to run their lives, and don't refer to their significant others as "bitch", K? has it occured to you that maybe your attitude keeps you from meeting women that you can have an intelligent conversation w/? as in, "if they're smart, they will stay away from you"?
how would you like it if i told you to neuter yourself and kill your child, b/c you really shouldn't have been allowed to reproduce in the first place? offensive? yes! that's why you employ what is called discretion and tact. that's why i only said that in a hypothetical sense... when you interact with others, there are lines that should not be crossed.
if i so choose, i can (and will) call you trash all day long, just as you can call me whatever you like... that's called an opinion. feel free to express your own, just don't tell people how to live...
here's a better way to post it...
Not that I am judging you, but I can't figure out why people tend to spend their lives with just one chick. I have never been friends w/ any of my girlfriends. I just did what I had to... I feel that one cannot have a decent conversation with a female. I pretend to be listening, but in truth, I am someplace far away drinking cocktails with umbrellas. Most of women (for me) are unable to understand. I think you would be happier and more relaxed not being married. Or ask your wife to have sex, because you seem like you are getting none of it. Bye
still not a stellar post, but a bit less offensive. read it and go on and post back when you think you can avoid coming off as a dickhead... K? :thumbs:
I don't think you are an asshole, so that's one theory out the window. On the otherhand if you had said wanker, well that's something a kindred spirit can relate to and I would support your statement. :wink2:
Unless they cant cook :thumbs:
That'd be me. :laughing:
This is my baby, :hi:
That would be me. It's either mozzarella sticks or out to eat at Buffalo Wild Wings for Jeromy and I.
Not that I am judging you, but I cannot figure out why people tend to spend
their lives with just one chick. I have never been friends w/ any of my
girlfriends. I just did what I had to... I feel that one cannot have a
decent conversation with a female. I pretend to be listening, but in truth,
I am somewhere far away drinking cocktails with umbrellas. Most of women
(for me) are unable to understand. I think you would be happier and more
relaxed not being married. Bye
O.K. let's start again.
To explain why I sometimes sound a bit confusing. - My English... Sometimes things I write are perfectly put in my language, but in your language, they have other impressions as a reaction to them. I wanted to say a friendly or somewhat funny thing with no offensive intention. If I have seriously offended any of you that read this - I AM SINCERELY SORRY, FORGIVE ME! Let us start again... If I would say those things to people here it would result with laughter, but since none of my efforts paid off, I will do so no more.
Too bad that joke wasnt funny to anyone. :banghead:
If youre joking about something thats what this little dude right here is for - :laughing:
Thank you for your support... That's good timing...
I thought it was funny... :laughing: Very wrong... but funny... :clap:
but you ARE an asshole.... we're just accostumed to ya :mrgreen: :thumbs: