Post Your favorite pick-up lines here.
My friend wants to know if you think I’m cute. :hi:
heres my fav:
one who uses pick up lines is unoriginal and needs a cheesy pick up line to get a girl, as compared to a simple "hey, hows it going?"
im not going to USE them... there just funny :laughing:
my philosophy nonetheless stands
Thats not a good line, that just shows the girl how insecure you are, If
you cant be real with someone then your basically a "Liar", Thats where I
give vwhobo credit, He's about as "real" as they come. A girl said that
line to me once, "you cant be soft." I told her no, you should have seen
the look on her face :laughing: :laughing:
nothing beats a "Hey, hows it going", and thats not really a pick up line. but usually guys who need pick up lines are wack, insecure, loosers ect. :thumbs: .I've never used a pick up line in my life and have had plenty of girl friends :thumbs:. Dont ever use a pick up line, Conversation is the key.:Back On Topic: you wouldnt catch me dead using a pick up line (yah, dead) BUT.... If I did It'd probobly be..... Ha.. There is no such thing as a good pick up line... :orglaugh:
b.t.w. exactly how old are you???? (3 years going strong :thumbs: )
now HERE we have someone talkin from experience!
3 years...way to go! :thumbs: http://www.mustangcentral.net/mcforums/images/smilies/worshippy.gif
Dont know if you're being a smart ass but thanks bro. And happy un-birthday (Feb 19th... I think :ticking: )
yup you got it right...and the correct term is "belated" :badrazz:
:laughing: thanks man
"Wanna come back to my place for a shit?"
Pick-up lines??? Hell, I just walk up, lick my eyebrows and let her do the talking. :hi: :hi:
anyone here? :ticking:
Would you like to sit on my face, so I can get to nose you better? :asshake:
If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?
Those are nice jeans, do you think I could get in them?
Never in my life have I ever, ever, ever used a pickup line. I see pickup lines as something you and your friends joke around about, not as an actual way to meet members of the opposite sex(or same...). But, for me my all time favorite is this. Act like you are feeling sick and walk up to person and say in your most sick voice. "Uhg..im not feeling good... i think i need some MOUTH TO DICK RESUSCITATION STAT!". I would actually love to see someone really try that line on someone... I wonder how many broken bones they would get.
"are you from Tennessee" when she says no "are you sure because from where I stand your the only Ten I see".
Quite a nice "smilie" added to our collection!
"uUUUuhh BaaBy WaHt Yo NaMe IzZzLe Fo ShIZzLe", and then you show her your gold teeth. :orglaugh:
FO RIZZLE MY NIZZLE!
is puzzled by what I just said. f*ck me! :tomato:
Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock! ( i like that
My friend and I have a bet that you won't take off you blouse in a public place.
You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case. (ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!) :thumbs:
Guy: I bet you're a C-cup. Girl: How'd you know that? Guy: My testicles are the same size.
*motion ur finger for her to come over to u* and say "girl if i can make u come this fast with one finger, imagine what i can do with my fist"