Check out my Yo mama jokes

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I will post more here later on. These are all original:

Yo mama is such a desperete lesbian, she got shocked trying to lick the holes of the electric fence.(c)

Yo mama is so ugly, habitat for humanity made here a house with no windows and child safety locks on the doors. (c)

Yo mama is so ugly, she made elephant man look like prince charming.(c)

If yoo have ORIGINAL YO MAMA JOKES, or at least ones that are barely heard, please post them here. Until next time, see ya'll later. :lol:

posted by  Leebal

i dont think those are funny at all. i lost my mother to cancer 3 years ago.

posted by  glagon1979

Sorry to hear about your mother. Mine is still alive and I didn't think they were funny either.

posted by  vwhobo

i always get a bit hostile when people go on and on with that crap. i got arrested once because of it.

posted by  glagon1979

Sorry to hear that man...

maybe this one will help..(considering I live in GA...it holds true!)

What's the last thing a redneck say before going to the hospital?

"...Hey Man - Ya'll watch this!!"

posted by  DiabloSV

i agree, not funny at all. my gf has cancer as well and i will most certainly not tell her to watch the off topic section for a while.....

posted by  Inygknok

Sorry to hear that man. My mom is going through cancer right now.

And those jokes werent funny FYI.

posted by  StiMan

im sorry but im actually laughing cuz i didnt even get it....

posted by  Inygknok

It happens all to often here....rednecks drink enough Budweiser..and they think anything is possible:

For instance...you have a redneck standing on his roof and thinks he can make it to his pool by jumping...so he says : "Hey Ya'll.. watch this!!" ...

and that's when he hits the ground... easily 5 ft from his desired destination.

:laughing:

posted by  DiabloSV

Sorry about that to all of you...and those jokes really weren't funny :ohcrap:

posted by  chris_knows

I hope you haven't invested your career into standup...

posted by  PontiacFan27

:laughing:

yeah. not funny, period. :screwy:

posted by  SuperJew

wow that was a waste of time to read those (jokes) :banghead:

posted by  mx3_monster

I agree that those jokes sucked. However, I don't see how so many of you are offended. He clearly wasn't personally making fun of YOUR mother, and while I do wish all sick people the best, I didn't see any cancer jokes in there. Just because somebody posts a few "yo mama" jokes on the internet doesn't that every woman on earth has been made fun of by it.

posted by  giant016

so what if my momma is fat, and has heart problems? theres no reason to crack jokes about it. :banghead:

posted by  dodgerforlife

actually when friends crack jokes in the bar aboot my mom i usually first say thanks man she died last year then they get all oh im sorry dude, didn't mean to offend you, then i say nah just kidding but your still an asshole, your mama jokes went out with the jerry curl. and there are far better things to joke about than your mom, she did you bring into the world and could easily take you out...or thats what ive been told. dont disrespect your mom, shes the only one that really loves you.

posted by  BanffAutoSpa_ap

your mama jokes are so bad, you should go home and kill himself.

posted by  shev

really just one thing to say






DRY.......................

posted by  ahoo

:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

posted by  dodger65

those jokes are crap!

posted by  fastpass

:stupid:

posted by  torinoman80

What a dufus! Leebal, if you are going to crack right, do it like this:
Your mama is like a squirral, she's got too many nuts in her mouth! OOOH! :hi:

posted by  Rudeman

Leebal, Yo Mama should bust you in the mouth and tell you to sit down and shut up. :laughing:

posted by  lectroid

Welcome back dude :thumbs:

posted by  chris_knows

Thank yu,thank yu, thank yu,very much.

posted by  lectroid

Good to see ya around CF again Troid. Hows it goin?

posted by  StiMan

Pretty good. I lost an arm, leg and am blind in one eye. Takes me a lot longer to type, since I have only one hunt and pecker. :laughing: How about a few more "Yo Mama" jokes. Some of you guys need to get a extra layer of skin. :cussing: I guess you could say I'm kinda lopsided,or unbalanced. :laughing:

posted by  lectroid

Dude what the heck are you talking about?

posted by  jedimario

how bout we just post a few of the classics from movies eh?

Yo mama's so fat, her belt size is equator.

Yo momma's so fat, she jumped into the air and got stuck.

Yo momma's so fat, she was wearing a red coat and all the kids kept saying, "Hey, it's Kool-Aid!"



(someone needed to break the tension).

posted by  Inygknok

yeah those are actually kinda funny

posted by  jedimario

:orglaugh: I'm borrowing those :laughing:

posted by  chris_knows

Here's a classic as well:
Yo mama is so ugly, they stuffed her face in cookie dough and made monster cookies :laughing:

posted by  fastpass

LOL! hadnt heard that one before.

the fat jokes i got from "Nauhgty Professor". classic yo mama jokes in there :thumbs:

posted by  Inygknok

Here's another classic:

Your mama is so stupid, she tried to commit suicide jumping off the basement window! OOOH! :laughing:

posted by  fastpass

I wonder why all these jokes sound like they came from the same person?





Hint. It's not because they all suck. :wink2:

posted by  vwhobo

not to mention the same smiley at the end, with the exception of the 2nd one, which seems he clicked on the wrong one.

posted by  Inygknok

Are they alike because they are 'Yo mama jokes'? :laughing:

posted by  chris_knows

Both accurate, but incorrect.

posted by  vwhobo

Obviously, I do believe they are all created by the same person.

posted by  hondaman

Coz they were all the same person...I checked the IP's...they should all be banned now...be aren't, maybe I missed a few out when I listed them :thumbs:

posted by  Cliffy

why the heck did you get aressted?

posted by  rstifle3000

i beat the tar out of a kid i worked with for raggin on my mother. i warned him and he kept running his mouth. he went to the hospital, and i went to jail for the night. not worth it but i sure felt better

posted by  glagon1979

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