SO went and got tested for STD's the other day
:banana: First of all it came out clean :banana:
Second of all: OUCH!!!!!
Have any of you males out there had to go through this?
Cotton Swap>My threshold of pain as far as my urethra is involved.
I'm 48 years old and have never had to do that. If you don't stick it where it doesn't belong, you don't have to worry about such things. :doh:
SO true... :thumbs:
I'm thinking of getting tested...not that I've done anything to get it, but
just to be sure...
First of all, Congrats on being clean :thumbs:
What exactly does the test consist of...just don't get graphic or not family :laughing:
They do a visual inspection type thing, then get swabs from around the
head, then they get a swab from INSIDE the urethra. Meaning swab does in
about 2-3 inches, they swirl it, and withdraw it.
Don't bother. You can't get any diseases from your own right hand.
I cringed there :laughing:...but I still might do it...
That sounds like a dare :laughing: JP
Okay maybe not your right but what about your left? :wink2:
BTW: Congrats Zalight, now to be safe, hoe about alittle less filthy whore and alittle more soccer mom :laughing:
Wow, and I thought the nasal swab for whooping cough was bad... I cant even imagine that.
Sure ya can, it's easy. Just go into the bathroom, get a Q-tip and jam it up your pecker. :puke:
lol, that was hilarious VWHobo. :laughing: :orglaugh:
Well I'm glad I don't mess around with skanks...
Soooooooo just to make sure, you can't get STD's from your left hand?
Ugh jesus keep that to yourself :banghead:
Well unless you stick your hand somewhere that it doesn't belong before you "have alone time" then no. Just do it like a medical procedure and wash hands before operation. Congratulations zailight on being clean.
Here's a better idea, wear a condom.
Like I dont? There have only been two times I haven't, and both were
because I ran out in the middle of the night. Talk about a mood killer
"Hold on I'll be back I gotta go to the pharmacy".
Anywho, It was more for peace of mind, and those damn "KNOW" commercials with common (The ones with all the people dancing in the street). I thought "Hey, it would be good to know"
That sounds extremely painful. I'm glad I don't go around F*ing anything with 2 legs and breasts the way some other people do. STD's are scary. It's kind of the reason I haven't had a full college experience. Last time I heard, the STD rate here at SIU was something like 7/10 had some type of STD(don't quote me on that). Kind of makes you think before hopping in the sack with anyone on some drunk thrusday night.
You'd think, huh?
/Puts on manwhore suit
Yes because if you wear a condom you are automatically protected. :banghead:
I used to own a condominium. Does that count?
it gets pretty close, but I don't think it has the same effect.
Na, I think that's what helps GET the girls, not stop the one your with from HAVING one :wink2:
Practice safe lunch...use a condiment
I do everyday! :PP
It's way more effective than going in unprotected. Keep banging your head maybe you'll knock some sense into yourself. I'm not saying you shouldn't go out and get tested for STD's, I'm just saying perhaps you should practice safer sex. Also, that post about condoms was not pointed at you Zalight, it was a general post to everyone.
Uh, no, not to me. When you're in a purely monogamous long term relationship (like me), you don't need to wrap your winkie.
Now for the real question;
How did Zalight get laid with that haircut?
Must've been the car....
Dude the womens love my hair, Its all thick and full, and they can play
with it, or grab a handful in a moment of passion.
My hair is the shit!
Well the way you posted it, you made it seem like you don't need to worry about STD's if you wear a condom. Which is DEFINITELY not true. :thumbs:
7/10 doesn't sound to far from the truth because if you count herpes, about
70-80% of peple have it...from what I've heard...
Well to be a bit safer, double up with the condoms :hi:...I can't wear condoms though...gotta bust out the pylon for me :laughing: JP
A bit off topic, but preferred brands? :laughing:
Double bagging it is NOT a good idea, It barely increases your amount of
protection...Like very minimal. And it GREATLY increase your chances of
And the thing your thinking of that 70-80 percent of people have is called HPV, in most people it is just there. Doesn't do much and in the small amount that it does do something to it causes worts. In women in extreme cases it can cause cervical cancer.
As for favorite brands; I like trojans cause I have never had one break, ever. But I hate the way they fit (I know this is gonna sound egotistical and stupid) they are too small, Width wise they are allright, but they dont roll down far enough. Durex is a better fit but I have had a couple break so...yeah
This is getting a little gross..
Getting? I'm wondering why this "news" would even be posted. Next thing you know we'll be reading about peoples hemorrhoids, with pictures. :doh:
Should I post a pic of ones i found online :laughing:
I hate trojans cause I've busted them the few times I've used them. I'm a Lifestyles man myself, but Durex has also proven reliable. :thumbs:
Why? Its not like Ive busted out with stories or anything.
Everyone has sex. Its one of the few things evryone on the planet from all different walks of life have in common. Except for of course those who have taken vows of celibacy, etc.
Anyway....Yeah, I just thought Id bring it up because I think its a good idea for people to get tested, and I felt kinda proud I had done so.
It's a good thing I read this before I posted my next thread.... wouldn't
that of been embarrassing :doh: :laughing:
Also, since this has become about condoms, what do any of you think about this invention lol, get one made for every mood/setting: Special Condoms (http://www.shortnews.com/shownews.cfm?id=46155)
Wow, music playing rubber...um no thanx. I prefer the sounds of deep heavy breathing and moaning thank you very much! :wink2:
You see that would be considered gross.
:orglaugh: :orglaugh: :orglaugh:
What kind of idiot invents something like that?
So when's it coming to Canada? :laughing:
Nevermind it won't work for me...Until it comes out in pylon sizes :laughing::JP:
EDIT: Just saw that the website was "ShortNews" :laughing: It's a play on words...
YoU hAve AIDz LoL!1
That's one of the most ignorant things I've heard someone say on this forum. Maybe the majority of people will eventually have sex, but that is very far from everyone having sex right now.
I think he meant everyone has sex at some point throughout their lives, so we can all relate...
You wanna talk ignorance? You have a reading comprehension problem. He
CLEARLY said, "Everyone has sex. ... Except for of course those who have
taken vows of celibacy, etc."
Now where in that statement is the phrase "everyone is having sex right now?" It's not even implied. And he even clearly stated that there are exceptions to "everyone" having sexd at some point.
You read what you want to read and that's why you build opinions on nothing.
Sorry, misread his post, next time I'll try not to be so serious that late :doh:
It's a known medical fact all teenage boys should clean themselves with a Q-tip up the pecker after sex. Doing it twice is even safer. It will eliminate any germs the girl gives you, and also build up your stamina. Girls like that.
errrrrrr.....how is sticking a qtip up your wang going to increase
stamina?!..especially twice!...i can see it causing a hell of a lot of
just imagine, your dick going stiff, then "thinking" that if it blows its load, its getting something jammed up it....sure would make me lose my wood pretty bloody fast. I guess that would stop STDs before they start lmao!
My next door neighbor in high school used to clean his willy with a q-tip at least once a day. 30 years later he's a flaming 'mo who prefers an hour on the tower of power intead of women. I think the two things might be related.
He's gay. :doh:
haha... I wonder if he's gay because he wrecked his tool or if he's always been gay.