If CF Was A TV Show...

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...What would it be called? Who would star in it? What genre would it be? Be creative

...Yeah, I'm bored :laughing:

I think it would be a comedy, with action scenes, and a couple of deaths (bans), with parties every night, and I guess overall something slightly similar to American Chopper/American Hot Rod...but better :smoke:

Haven't really thought about actors yet though...

posted by  chris_knows

Plot idea: 6000LE dies every episode. (like Kenny from South Park)

posted by  PontiacFan27

ChrisV, Hobo, Newyorker, and some other members, including me :smoke:. Be something along the lines of South Park prolly, with it modeled like that, not with real people. Prolly have Hobo callin all the noobs twinkie's, n then they would have a label over their head of Twinkie or somethin lol. Cliffy would be bannin everyone that advertises or comes out of line. And ChrisV would be bestowing his vast knowledge of everything. And everyone else would be fillers, except for me and Godlaus, we would be the ones to flame whoever when it came time. :thumbs:



I'm likin your thinkin Pontiac.... that would be a good idea lol, very funny too, and get him noticed more so than running up post counts.

posted by  Pythias

wannabees and motorheads, starring the cf-members, its a nice community filled with comedy, action, and DRAMA

posted by  salimander13

It would be in subtitles...IT JUST SHOULD BE!!!

posted by  95civicdima

like jerry springer. Idiots arguing amongst each other with no purpose but to kill one another in the end.

posted by  newyorker

Name: The CF (instead of the OC)

Stars:all the active posters


EPISODE 1: In the beginning

A newbie rolls into the CF looking for a new place to start cause things got a little outta hand in his last forum and he wanted a clean slate. he makes his name for this fresh start "h0nd4'2_tEh_cHiT" The First person he sees when he rolls into town is a greek looking guy with an australian accent.

"Hey man, you know where I could go to talk about hondas?"says our hero
"Welcome to CF :thumbs: " says this greekwarrior, and then he walks on his way
"but hey! I need to know where to go! Oh well, Ill just post it here"
Says h0nd4 as he walks under a sign that says Eruopean Imports "This must be as good of a place as any"

He looks around for a little bit and sees a few threads about BMW's and mercedes but pays no mind. So he starts thread by yelling at the top of his lungs "HONDAS ARE THE GREATEST CARS KNOWN TO MAN!!! ALL OTHER CARS SUCK!! AND IF YOU DONT AGREE WELL THEN **** YOU!"

At this bellowing, a few heads turn and stare at this opinoinated newb, with numbers instead of letters, and underscores in his name...they all knew what was going to come. This kid drives up in a black ranger and with a slight southern accent says "hey newbie bitch! Did you even bother to introduce yourself before you made yourself look like this big of an idiot?"

posted by  Zalight

double post

posted by  Zalight

:orglaugh:
That's what it would probably be like too :clap::laughing:

posted by  chris_knows

Could be a good start.

posted by  newyorker

"Well, I guess" says h0nd4a " I tried to say hi to this one guy...but I dont think he was listening"
"well, Introduce yourself properly! Im 99integra"
"Ok, Im h0nd4a'2_tEh_cHiT"
"STFU, newb, you posted this in the wrong area! Wheres cliffy?" Says some guy with a neon t-shirt

And as soon as this sentence leaves newYorkers mouth, a British guy in a rent-a-cop outfit walks out to the european section. "whats all this?"
"We need to move this thread. This guys talking about hondas in the european section." said a skinny kid with a very non deserved muscle shirt on.

"well, Ill just move it real quick. h0nd4a come with me"

And so, h0nd4a followed this cliffy away from the european section down an alley. "listen h0nd4a" said cliffy " Ive got a word for the wise. If your going to post here its good to stay on everyones good side. Otherwise Youll get flamed and end up hating this place."

"OK, I can do that. So where are we going anyway?"
"To the asain imports section, itjust north of the eruopean section."

And just as Cliffy said this they rounded a corner and saw carts filled with rice with civics and mr2's, delsols and skylines as far as they I could see. "welcome to the asain imports section...I think you'll like it here"

"Wow...This is amazing! there are so many threads about Hondas!"
" well ill let you look around for awhile" said cliffy " I have got to go delete some adverts in the offtopic section"
"wait...theres an offtopic section also?"
"Oh I think you'll find everything you need here at CF, enjoy"
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or, at least in my head the show would go something like that

posted by  Zalight

Top Queer?

posted by  GreekWarrior

I like the look of this lol.....I could see this being a kinda Drama series :wink2:

posted by  Cliffy

i'll play god :laughing: where's ChrisV in your script? or the hobo

posted by  ahoo

Meh..i was writing it at work and it was time to go so I quit.

posted by  Zalight

lol nice Zailight.
I'll just be the wall flower. :laughing:

posted by  jedimario

Oh man, I've been compiling a list of random flames in a word document. This could actually be the chance to put them to use!

Examples;

"Where you born like this; or did you pick it up somewhere along the way of your pathetic little life?"

"Do you ever wonder why you're still a virgin?"

"Dude, I'm pretty sure my dog is smarter than you. Hell, even my weight set is smarter than you."

"Good news! You're an idiot!"

posted by  Godlaus

CF the TV show! What a brilliant idea!

I mean seriously, crazy shit goes on here all the time so why the hell not.

I would be the guy to say "What a pointless thread" because apparently I do that. :laughing:

posted by  hondaman

i'll be the annoying neighbor that pops in from time to time... :thumbs:

posted by  dodger65

"Its a show about nothing"
"Nothing?"
"Nothing."

posted by  newyorker

i'll be the token asian guy :laughing:

posted by  ahoo

pontiacfan27 and i could be newyorkers enemy, always looking for a way to piss him off.

posted by  glagon1979

Because you have no life? Or maybe because you dont like my car for lack of yuor own?

posted by  newyorker

whoa buddy, that qoute was all in fun. you need to f*ckin chill the f*ck out. damn dude. also, i presently own 3 cars. oh thats right, your ignorance doesn't let you remember that we've been over this before. since the last time we went over it, ive sold my explorer, bought a civic hatchback for $75 off my boss to drive till spring. then im going to sell that for $500 and make a nice profit off of that. i still have my 96 beretta z26 and my 1981 monte carlo. is that enough for ya "twinkie"?????

posted by  glagon1979

oh and by the way, newyorker, im only on here at work. this is what i do when we are slow and before work (i get here at 7am and we don't open till 8am) who has no life? you have made it to how many posts in 2 months? it seems like you are the one with no life!!

posted by  glagon1979

You think your kool trying to flame everyone don't you? It's really just making you look like a ignorant post-whoring retard. So you need to cut down.

posted by  Pythias

Maybe you should cut the crap and stop amking fun of me. You dont seem to like it anymore than I do

posted by  newyorker

we all understand that you like your neon. but everything you say is about your neon. yes, they can be an ok car, but just not most peoples cup of tea, including myself. you talk like they are the best, when really they aren't. those cars are full of problems, your car just hasn't had any yet. shall i go on? you have been banned how many times? gee, ya think there is a reason? im sorry you feel like im "picking on you", but i think i can say that most of us are sick of your sh*t!

posted by  glagon1979

well said

posted by  glagon1979

Maybe we could take over the title of "TV's #1 most watched drama" from CSI.

posted by  hondaman

Yea..the first time was for advertising even though I myself took down the link, and second was for posting steve's number.

posted by  newyorker

Easily. :thumbs:

posted by  Pythias

Hmm... since I'm a newbie here, I would probably just be an extra. I'm not too sure what my role of extra would be though.

posted by  SmileLines

The hottie from florida.

posted by  newyorker

I dare say I hope that member is a girl.

Odd coincidence though that it appears me and that member have the same birthday.

posted by  hondaman

Before everybody jumps on newyorkers case, I'll clarify that I am a girl. But it would have been really fun to have said I wasn't, to mess with him. But I'm not that mean. :laughing:

Whoa..I just checked your profile and we do have the same birthday. Year and everything. That's pretty awesome. I've never known anyone with the same birthday as me, let alone year also. :mrgreen:

posted by  SmileLines

I could be the pimp, that pretends to know a lot about cars, but just whores the forums secretly :laughing:

That's actually pretty true :doh::laughing:

posted by  chris_knows

I hope you mean about the part that whores the forums secretly lol.

posted by  Pythias

As long as I win an emmy... lol...

I think that I most assuredly deserve a role in this thing. I mean, Im friekin amazing... lol... :laughing:
I have so much history here.

posted by  StiMan

No...The whole thing

-I'm a pimp
-I whore the Forums secretly
-I pretend to know a lot about cars, when I don't


:laughing:

posted by  chris_knows

Not sure thats workin out for ya
Right in the welcome section along with greek
Ive never even seen you pretend.

posted by  newyorker

Well I suppose newyorker's integrity is safe for now...

Yes that is interesting. To the best of my knowledge, I have never met anyone with the same birthday as me either.

posted by  hondaman

Why am I suddenly the topic of discussion? :laughing:

posted by  newyorker

Anyone who would dumb enough to give someone else's # out on the internet must be a LITTLE interesting..

posted by  jedimario

And anyone whos dumb enough to post their cell number on the internet in the first place must be dumber. Where is steven at anyway? :wink2:

posted by  newyorker

I just thought of something.....CF could be a kinda chat sow....like Jerry Springer lol.....Now, who should host it? lol...

Episode one; Teggy's confessing to his girlfreind that he's Gay lol....jk Steve, we loves ya really :laughing:

posted by  Cliffy

Just saw this post, but just look through some of my posts in the R&M Section lol...:ohcrap:

BTW Cliffy, it probably would turn out like that, but with more fights :laughing:

posted by  chris_knows

and the final episode is when the whole place blows up (CF is taken off the net)

off the topic of us blowing to bits, what cars would we all drive in the show?

posted by  ahoo

the ones we all talk about. 99integra would drive, you guessed it, an integra, i would drive my 1981 monte carlo, vwhobo, well......anything vw of course. and the list goes on, but im sure you get the picture :thumbs:

posted by  glagon1979

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