Ok, it's raining and i'm bored so heres a vain attempt at entertaining myself. I want a list of your favorite/best ways to insult people without swearing.. such as calling them "mucking fuppet", "not the brightest crayon in the box", saying "is it time for your medication or mine" or "the less i see you the more i like you", asking them if it hurt when the bus hit them and were they upset when the Zoo Keeper mistook them for an extinct species of Gorilla that died out in the stone age and the like. :laughing: :orglaugh: :laughing: :orglaugh: :laughing: Anyway, have fun.. :thumbs:
Heres a couple:Your as sharp as a bowling ball
Your not the sharpest tool in the shed.
Your elevator doesn't go all the way to the top.
Theres more but I ve got to go
You are working less than A-team's coroner.
You are working less than KITT's panel beater.
And this one I don't know how to translate: Eres más feo que hecho de encargo or Eres más tonto que hecho de encargo
You are shorter than a vest's sleeve (literally translated from spanish: Eres más corto que las mangas de un chaleco --here 'corto' means 'tonto' --'silly' in english).
Are you related to BAVARIANM5WORKS?
You, off my planet
You look like shit, is that the style now?
When i want your opinion i'll give it to you
I'm so happy i could kill
I just want revenge, is that so worng?
Do i look like a people person?
His intalect is rivaled only by gardening tools
At the beautician do you use the emergancy entrance?
Use your brain, its the little things that count
If ignorance is bliss, why arn't you happy..?
There, thats enough for now... :laughing: :thumbs:
This list, along with all the rest, is particularly lame. More to the
point, does anyone see the irony in this line?
Perhaps some spelling and thinking lessons are in order. :roll:
So you come up with some if you don’t like them... I just wrote them out in between doing my coursework which I consider far more important than spelling correctly here at the moment…
No, what you're doing is mindlessly typing posts to get your count up. You are a proven post whore. You have shown intent and even admitted as much (in different words). Please, go back to your "coursework" and come back when you have time to devote your full attention.
Ok, i admit i wanted my post count up to get to 100 so i wasn't a newbie but i didn't make pointless posts, they had context and purpose, then late last night i wanted to get from 199 to 200 so i wrote ONE truly pointless post.. and that was it... Just once your a post whore and they never let you forget it... They told me it would be like this... :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:
I guess somebody lied, because by your own admission you've done it at least twice.
Really.. Oh well, ok look, I’m sorry..Like i pointed out I was bored and I had read most of the current posts and thought starting a new thread was a good idea... Apology accepted?
Personally, I could never forgive someone for committing an act of postwhoring :badrazz:
go drown yourself
just die. please.
How many words can i think of that mean hypocrite... charlatan, con artist, impostor.. etc... :laughing: :thumbs:
anyone seen that movie? it was awesome...
Yeah, cool wasn't it..?
Have you seen:-
When Freddie got fingered?
nope. my mom wont let me see clockwork orange,
donnie darko = ?
freddie got fingered = looks retarded. unbelievably retarded.
Oh well, when your 18... :thumbs:
Their all weird films that need a kind of disturbed mind to understand them.. Hence why i do.. :laughing: :hi:
first 2 I never heard of. 3rd one I own but don't watch much. Quite possibly the stupidest movie I own but I like it anyways oddly. :screwy: