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If anyone remembers the Vin Diesel thread that GW started: this thread proves that Chuck Norris owns Vin

1. Chuck Norris once went skydiving but promised to never do it again - one Grand Canyon is enough.

2. Chuck Norris proved we are alone in the universe. We weren't until his first space expedition.

3. Contrary to popular belief, an iceberg did not sink the Titanic. It accidentally hit Chuck Norris as he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.

4. Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

5. Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice.

6. Crop Circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn should lie the **** DOWN.

7. Chuck Norris CAN believe its not butter.

8. Chuck Norris does not wear a watch - HE decides what time it is.

9. Chuck Norris CAN slam a revolving door.

10. Chuck Norris can win Connect 4 in 3 moves.

11. Time waits for no man unless that man is Chuck Norris.

12. Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

13. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

14. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.

15. Chuck Norris doesn't do drugs. If he did, it would destroy America's infrastructure.

16. Chuck Norris once had an entire jar of sleeping pills. He later blinked twice.

17. Chuck Norris ordered a gallon of milk and a Big Mac at Burger King. He guzzled it all down in 37 seconds.

18. Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

19. Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a ****ing Indian.

20. There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.

21. When Chuck Norris is meant to send in his taxes, he simply sends in a picture of himself crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has never had to pay taxes..EVER..

posted by  ahoo

:orglaugh:



"Chuck Norris CAN believe its not butter." :laughing:

posted by  GreekWarrior

:orglaugh: :orglaugh: Chuck Noris:orglaugh:

posted by  chris_knows

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posted by  GreekWarrior

:orglaugh: :orglaugh: It's funny because it's true :laughing:

posted by  chris_knows

my words exactly:laughing:

posted by  salimander13

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