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I found this pretty funny,

Probably cause I remember these days all too well. Making up stuff to get by, not to this extent but this is just plain funny. :orglaugh:


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posted by  GreekWarrior

lol, that's great GW......Did you guys really discover anal sex? hehehe

posted by  Cliffy

No.....:ticking: But I still find this funny. :laughing:

posted by  GreekWarrior

:orglaugh: :orglaugh: :orglaugh:

Oh God, I was laughing throughout that entire thing, Dr. Dre:orglaugh: :orglaugh: :orglaugh:

That's a good way to start your day lol.

posted by  chris_knows

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, did you actually pass this in to a teacher?

oh my sweet jesus thats actually one of the funniest things ive ever seen,
im not even sure what its about, greeks?

there is no smiley to discribe how funny this is. well maybe 50 orglaughs lol
good stuff

posted by  nighthawk

Hilarious, but what kind of braindead teacher would actually mark that? The kid could be expelled for that essay, the teacher marks it as if it has a few mistakes.

Or has the school system really changed that much in the last 4 years?

posted by  Mathew

/flashes back to school

Except I wrote mine on paper towels outta the bathroom (you know the recycled brown ones) at school while drunk a period before it was due...and I had to draw out my illustrations.


No I didn't, lol, that never happened.


*sigh* yeah it did...


haha got ya! I never did that....


But I really did


*shakes head*


*slowly nods head*


but seriously never happened.


Well it only happened once


Im J/k I never did


But seriously thats one of the reasons I neer made it through school


Im just fukcin with you guys...


But I actually did..
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posted by  Zalight

Dude, you're getting it all wrong, you have split it up into like 10 posts. Whats the point of whoring that much in just one post? Jeez...:screwy:

posted by  Mathew

yeah but then I would have to wait 30 secs between each response...and I want results NOW GODDAMNIT!!!!!!!!!

posted by  Zalight

I remember one time I passed in some worksheet for english or something,
and for some reason i cant remember in between 2 questions on it in a blankspace, I wrote DAMN BITCH for no reason, ( really i dunno why:laughing: )

and when i got it back, it was all normal, but that part was circled and it said "language please" just like this one, maybe thats why i found it so damn funny:mrgreen:

posted by  nighthawk

I'm so confused now...finish this sentence for me:

I _ _ _ _ _ (once/never) wrote mine on paper towels outta the bathroom (you know the recycled brown ones) at school while drunk a period before it was due...and I had to draw out my illustrations.

:laughing:

posted by  chris_knows

What happened that day is between me, my 11 grade english teacher and my friend Jack.

posted by  Zalight

Lets keep it that way....:doh:

posted by  Mathew

LMFAO...Thanks GW :pop:

posted by  elchango36

Jacks a good guy. He is always there for me when I need someone to cheer me up. Or when its time for a party he is ALWAYS there. Plus hes a great asset in a fight, not only does he give you the confidence to fight someone twice your size, but he also gives you a pretty good tool to smack them on the head with. Hes also always there to help with the pain after the big guy kicks your ass

posted by  Zalight

hahahahahha that actually made me laugh did u really hand that in?:laughing: :orglaugh:

posted by  mx3_monster

Greek's original post:


Anyways, that is funny shit. I always write random crap like this (never this good) when my English teacher says to write spontanious poetry.

posted by  giant016

After reading that paper and then reading this post, you can see why my mind is in the gutter. :laughing: But hey, I entertain myself.

posted by  97Talonchik

**The forum's stuffing around with me, see next post**

posted by  GreekWarrior

I use to do stuff like this, in year 10 one time in a social studies test I got a question that went,

Who stopped/defeated hitler in ww1/2 (or something like that), to which I replied "The Wogs". :mrgreen: :smoke:

And in year 11 or 12 I had to write a short story for my english assignment, I hate engilsh assignments and always left them to the last minute, so anyway it's the night before it's due and I have no idea what I'm going to write.

Now at this time I had started to get into initial d so long story short I wrote a 1000 word story about an 18 year old who had been delivering tofu in his dads ae86 on mt. akina for 5 years and ends up beating the leader of a car gang called the redsuns. :laughing:

And in engilsh again I had to do a 3 minute propaganda speach or some crap but I ended up talking about cars, I failed but I failed in style!!! :laughing:

posted by  GreekWarrior

LOL...NICE:thumbs:

posted by  elchango36

hmmm..... u have some explaining to do zalight..... but i would prefer if u did keep it to urself the next time :wink2:

posted by  Inygknok

Do you know Jack well enough to call him John? (Scent of a Woman)

posted by  Mathew

Lol, I know exactly what your talking about.:thumbs:
*His Name is CHARLIE!!!*

posted by  elchango36

Movie Buffs unite! Hoooah!

posted by  Mathew

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