This is my 1001th post!
Unlike some, every one of those 1001 posts has been a marvel of intelligence, a greater insight into mankind, a window into the spectrum of intellectual...ahh forget it :thumbs:
You people are the biggest bunch of post whores, who cares about post
counts anyway, you should be ashamed of reaching 1001 post so quickly.
Happy Brithday. :clap:
Welcome to CarForums. :thumbs:
Lol, that joke involved three posts.
:orglaugh: Lol...that was a good one GW!!!!:thumbs:
751st post!! wooooooo
Four if you count this one. :mrgreen:
BTW Greek you suck for making me look at Mathew's profile for his birthday :laughing:
Wow you guys post and post and post and post I have such a small number of posts
1001 post of pure intellegent answers....I must have missed the deep message in this one
He was showing how the masagonistic members of this forum post these
threads, and think they're the best...It's like this...I believe in the
Church of Baseball. I've tried all the major religions, and most of the
minor ones. I've worshipped Buddha, Allah, Brahma, Vishnu, Siva, trees,
mushrooms, and Isadora Duncan. I know things. For instance, there are 108
beads in a Catholic rosary and there are 108 stitches in a baseball. When I
heard that, I gave Jesus a chance. But it just didn't work out between us.
The Lord laid too much guilt on me. I prefer metaphysics to theology. You
see, there's no guilt in baseball, and it's never boring... which makes it
like sex. There's never been a ballplayer slept with me who didn't have the
best year of his career. Making love is like hitting a baseball: you just
gotta relax and concentrate. Besides, I'd never sleep with a player hitting
under .250... not unless he had a lot of RBIs and was a great glove man up
the middle. You see, there's a certain amount of life wisdom I give these
boys. I can expand their minds. Sometimes when I've got a ballplayer alone,
I'll just read Emily Dickinson or Walt Whitman to him, and the guys are so
sweet, they always stay and listen. 'Course, a guy'll listen to anything if
he thinks it's foreplay. I make them feel confident, and they make me feel
safe, and pretty. 'Course, what I give them lasts a lifetime; what they
give me lasts 142 games. Sometimes it seems like a bad trade. But bad
trades are part of baseball - now who can forget Frank Robinson for Milt
Pappas, for God's sake? It's a long season and you gotta trust. I've tried
'em all, I really have, and the only church that truly feeds the soul, day
in, day out, is the Church of Baseball.
**DISCLAIMER** I don't know what masagonistic means :laughing:
And that was a quote from Bull Durham :laughing:
haha wtf This is so random and rediculous, its actually kind of funny.
I typed long deep quote on google, and that's the first thing that came up :laughing:
Have a cookie, sir.
Dont you mean 1001st post? :clap:
There's no such thing as a "oneth" lol
Haha, I just realized that too. I orginally had it as 1000th, but then I noticed I was at 1001. The rest is history.
applie = 2(banana)+1
?????????????????????????????????????????????????? X a bazillion
applie = 69(banana) + 47
oh... well see... i was basing mine off actual math... but whatever.
banana in the 500 post thread, apple in 1001 post thread... :mrgreen:
Man I'm bored......
I'M RICK JAMES BITCH!!!!!!
Cookie > all.
remember F*CK YO COUCH NIGGA,
funny ass video
me > cookie, therefore me > all :mrgreen:
Funniest sh*t lol :orglaugh:
"What did the five fingers say to the face? SLAP!" :laughing: