It's tough being a guy

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-=== It's Tough Being A Guy ===-

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your butt and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore

posted by  GreekWarrior

:orglaugh: Its all true...I've heard a couple of them.

posted by  elchango36

ive actually heard all of them :evil:

posted by  Inygknok

LOL! Those are great.

posted by  jedimario

all of those happen to me at least once a week!!!!!

posted by  glagon1979

:orglaugh: :orglaugh: Sadly it's all true lol :doh:

posted by  chris_knows

haha sounds about right

posted by  salimander13

LOL...Very true GW....Copy/Paste? :laughing:

posted by  Cliffy

actually it came to me in a dream. :laughing:

posted by  GreekWarrior

Wow....you can now Copy/Paste your dreams too? :laughing: :mrgreen:

posted by  Cliffy

Like a fox. :smoke:

posted by  GreekWarrior

Well said mate. It's about time it came out.:smoke:

posted by  speeder

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