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oops wrong pic......:laughing:

or IS it?

posted by  nighthawk

:orglaugh: :orglaugh:

I think their jobs are obsolete now though, with the invention of the Potato Ricer, you can make rice right in your kitchen :laughing: JP


posted by  chris_knows

If rice is made from potato...
then this honda wouldve smushed


posted by  nighthawk

LOL Seriously now...Is there a point to this thread? :laughing:

http://images.google.ca/images?q=tbn:ktnJ-CXY9HuJgM:http://www.keeran.com/w p-content/golumchav.jpg

posted by  chris_knows

Is there a point to that picture? :laughing:
I can one-up it:smoke:


posted by  nighthawk

^ that last one was a little un-appropriate ^

cliffy, delete if you wish :laughing:

posted by  nighthawk

You can edit it if you want lol...Is this just a post whore thread? :laughing:

posted by  chris_knows

yes it is :laughing:

we should see who can post the most funny picture


posted by  nighthawk

Here's a funny thing...

You Might Be A Ricer If…

* You have more exhaust decibels than your engine has horsepower.
* You have aftermarket FRONT wheels for racing but stock rear wheels.
* Your engine makes twice as much horsepower as torque.
* 17" rims up front, 13" out back on your FWD.
* You ever painted your wheels to match the same color of your car.
* You put your automatic car in neutral at every stoplight in order to roll it back and try to fool other people into thinking you have a manual transmission
* DuPont gave up trying to figure out the shade you were asking for.
* Your mod list includes stereo equipment, shifter handle, MOMO steering wheel, PIA driving lights, exhaust tip, but no REAL engine parts.
* A chameleon lizard undergoes fewer shade changes than your custom paint scheme.
* Your rims and tires are so large, that you have to install the tire / wheel from underneath the car because it simply won't fit in the wheel well going in from the side.
* The dealer laughs when you bring your car back in for service under warranty, and you've only had it 6 months...
* Your tires / rims stick out from the lip of your car by more than 1."
* Your paint job is from the WRONG end of the color spectrum.
* You installed spacers on your STOCK wheels and tires to get them to stick out past the fender.
* You see cars like yours in a Shriner's Parade for Children and clowns are driving them.
* You bring an empty Maxwell House coffee can with you to compare size when you shop for an aftermarket exhaust system.
* Your Eclipse GS-T hardtop has a "SPYDER" emblem on the rear...
* Your sum knowledge of suspension is: "the more negative camber, the better the handling."
* You push your car through the staging lanes. That way, maybe you can break into the 16s by keeping the motor cool between runs.
* You add a super tall rear wing, and a hundred pounds of aftermarket ground effects, neon and stereo yet you gut the interior and yank out the rear seat for weight savings.
* Your rear wing AND your rear window have a third mount brake light...
* The back lighting in the gauges in your A-pillar gauge pod work long before the actual gauges are hooked up.
* You cut 4 coil springs and scrape the chassis on the ground. Sparks are cool when you corner at normal traffic speeds!
* You have to find a way to drive AROUND speed bumps in a parking lot.
* You install clear corner and brake lights.
* You install colored bulbs in your aftermarket clear lenses.
* You ever put neon on the bottom of your car, and then busted it on the first speed bump you went over.
* You painted the UNDERBODY of your car to match
* If your rear spoiler is taller then you are.
* if you can fit fist **** your exhaust tip
* You have more stereo WATTS than engine TORQUE!
* If your tailpipe extension is the most expensive mod you’ve done to your engine yet.
* Your tailpipe extension fell off during a quarter mile race and you went three tenths of a second faster due to weight savings.
* EVERY car in your class has a turbo pushing double digits worth of boost.
* You spent $5,000 on the engine and you can not out run a stock Camaro, Firebird, or Mustang
* You want the 'wastegate' sound, but don't want to install a turbocharger system.
* You think Nitrous Oxide on your Hyundai Sonata puts you in the same performance league as the Chevy Corvette.
* The automatic version of your car runs 2 seconds slower in the 1/4mile.
* If the 1970 Plymouth Daytona Superbird has a smaller spoiler than your car does.
* You think the Del Sol is a sports car...
* A torque converter does NOTHING for your car.
* You think a deep farty noise = the sound of high performance
* If you think that horsepower is far more important than torque
* If you have ever claimed that switching to a cone filter has given you more than 5 HP.
* If you have ever considered installing more than one set of fog / driving lights.
* If you claim that the aftermarket cold air intake system you just installed doubled your horsepower or took 2 or more seconds off of your E/T.
* Your baseball cap is always on backwards when you drive (the first sign of mental retardation, wearing your clothes backwards... BE).
* You spent all night on the Internet trying to find a company that makes a turbocharger system for your Hyundai...
* If you removed your side view mirrors and put them at the TOP of the door / window frame.
* If you think the Fugees are 'speed' music.
* MOMO is 'absolutely required' to go fast.
* Your four cylinder has a dual exhaust system installed.
* Your four cylinder has four exhaust pipes ("Hey, one for each cylinder!")
* The color of your interior upholstery hurts the cones and rods in other people's eyes.
* If you cannot drive your car in snow as the ground effects create a plow effect.
* You think pushrods are a bad thing…
* Your car has more decals than you do the quarter in seconds.
* Every Honda you EVER owned, all the way back to your 1978 Accord was either a V-Tec or a TYPE-R.
* You took your rear seat out and gutted your interior for weight savings but you installed 400 pounds of electronics, neon, DVD, Sony, etc.
* If you gutted the interior to save weight on a car that you will never take to the track…
* You lean your seat so far back when you are driving, that every time you hit a bump, its your back and not your butt that hurts.
* You have hydraulics and sixteen switches on a car you claim runs low 10s on the street and corners better than a Porsche.
* If you can estimate that your car makes more than 250 HP without ever running it at the track or getting a dyno reading.
* You claim that you can get a titanium block for your engine.
* If you have ever thought Hyundai and "performance" went hand in hand
* If you've ever gone to a parts shop or speed warehouse and asked for a 1" to 6" exhaust adapter...
* If you've ever contemplated adding "TYPE-R" stickers to your Sonata…
* If you've removed more than 1/2 of the coils from your springs by cutting them yourself ...
* If you have more neon lights on your car than a strip club...
* You put Kanji on your Ford ZX2, Ford Probe, or Mercury Cougar ...
* You own a "TYPE-R" Hyundai or Mazda.
* You couldn't afford headlight masking, so you just painted them with flat black Krylon and it's peeling. Badly.
* You claim that polishing your intake gave you 5hp.
* You own a V-TEC Hyundai or Mazda (especially a V-TEC rotary engined Mazda RX-7)
* You have neon INSIDE your car or in your ENGINE compartment
* You ever claimed that high gas mileage made your car superior in performance to V8s.
* If it takes you 8000rpm to reach 30mph from a dead stop at WOT.
* You think yellow plastic interior trim makes your car cool
* You spend $500 for a giant hand welded tube for a muffler with the weld marks extremely visible
* If you paint your drum brakes to simulate Hi-po calipers
* If you install fake hi-po caliper / disc simulators
* You have a front wing.
* If you lower your car and add ground effects but retain the stock 14inch wheels with disc style wheel covers
* If you equate the sound of performance with the sound of a Weed Eater™
* If you think bolting a fake muffler to one side to simulate dual exhaust is cool
* If you think colored head lights work better
* Clear tail lights and turn signals. They’re colored for a REASON!
* If you take mom's 4 door Honda accord and do any kind of mod to it
* You drive a Ford Escort station wagon with Kanji, wide tires, and Limp Bizkit stickers on the rear hatch
* You claim you lost the race because you had a passenger in the car.
* You claim how if you went from a roll you would have beat him.
* You claim you lost because you missed a shift... and your car is an automatic.
* You claim you lost because he must have been on the juice..
* Flying past the person who is 10 car lengths in front of you after they have put on their brakes.. and claim a victory.
* you take offense when I say.. "your sister is like your car.. small, tight and hard to get into."
* You are a skinny, backwards hat wearing, dog chain wallet, 2 ft wide pants leg, Limp Bizkit looking white boy fag with a badly applied peroxide hair color treatment and temporary rub-on tattoos!
* You've spent more on graphics and decals than you have in gas, for the whole year
* You sound like you're going 90, but you're creeping past 25
* You upgraded to the "big bore" 2 inch exhaust
* You lose 2 mpg by installing a body kit
* Your wing is so large that if you go faster than 65, your bumper drags
* You think "displacement" is something that happens to homeless people
* Yugo's give you a run for the money
* You continuously run red lights because they are invisible thru your red window tint
* 15's are considered HUGE rims
* You can reach back and defrost the rear window by hand
* You will race anyone, anytime, and already know that you will lose
* You think Moby is one of the greatest composers of our time
* You spend all your money pimping it out because spending money to make it faster is a waste
* Your little sister is the only one impressed with your car
* When you win a race, you don't really win, it's just that the other guy felt soooo sorry for you
* You think your mom's Corolla is fast
* The cross section of your exhaust tip is bigger than the contact patch of your tires


posted by  chris_knows

wow, that was a long list...

if elchango applies vinyls to his car......:laughing: j/k

posted by  nighthawk

Quoted for posterity

posted by  Zalight


posted by  nighthawk

I had to look it up too :laughing:


posted by  chris_knows

Guilty of the above, and certainly not a ricer. Although I guess thats where the Might be a ricer comes in. Some of those were pretty good though. So was the Jesus pic with the BRB.:orglaugh:

posted by  giant016

You see, you don't need me to post whore. :thumbs:

posted by  GreekWarrior

www.loljesus.com or something like that,
some people will make fun of anything

knock knock

whos there

jesus lol

posted by  nighthawk

It's a lot easier though :laughing:

posted by  chris_knows

he hasant posted here yet....hmmm

posted by  nighthawk

I hate Ricers

Heres a riced car.Prettyfaggy4athunderbird! (http://skiboyj3.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/riced20f irebird.jpg)

posted by  Arod

ive never seen a riced up tripod before:laughing:

posted by  nighthawk


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posted by  car_crazy89

you guys are on now



posted by  nighthawk


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posted by  nighthawk

not everything on that list is "Rice" - IE neons in interior or engine bay. Now if it said that you think it makes your car faster...then its rice.

posted by  dodgerforlife

were way past ricer talk now :laughing:

posted by  nighthawk

Yeah, there's a few, but I was too lazy to take them out :laughing:

posted by  chris_knows

Nighthawk try to submit something useful to this forum for once instead of f*cking around posting stupid pictures, post whoring and writing stupid 3 word sentences. This is a forum to discuss cars and ask for help, not other shit, go find another random forum and get your post count up there. The occasional off topic post/thread is okay, but thats all you post.

posted by  Benson

actually, I know exectly what you mean,
the past few days ive been whoring worse than greekwarrior
theres just no good car-talk going on lately,
believe me, I help whenever i can/whenever theres good questions asked
Im also home all day today bored out of my mind
(you know the jesus pics are funny:laughing: )
ahh im going to bed now soon anyway

posted by  nighthawk

I dont know why but that one got me....

posted by  Voda48

Well since this thread is pretty random, I thought this video would fit right in lol.. what are the chances :ohcrap:

http://www.enwhore.com/movie/2070-Gas_Station_Customer_Smoked_By_Rolling_Ti re.html

posted by  car_crazy89

Ummm, hell of a lot more on topic then ****ing Jesus pics.

posted by  dodgerforlife


That was pretty random :laughing:

posted by  chris_knows

how do you explain that to......anyone who wasant there:laughing:

posted by  nighthawk

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