Whats a 710?

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What's a 710?

Yesterday I was having some work done at the car dealer. A blonde woman came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.

They all looked at each other, and one of the mechanics asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?"


She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine. I lost it and need a new one. It had always been there."

The mechanic gave the woman a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like.

She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had the hood up and asked, "Is there a 710 on this car?"

She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right there."
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http://mademelaugh.com/gfx/710.jpg

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posted by  99integra

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posted by  jedimario

At first, I tried to actually figure it out. I feel slow. :doh:

Very original! I like :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

posted by  Nissan_Altima

Steven, you do realize that "joke" is older than I am. Yes, there were actually cars being built BEFORE I was born. :wink2:

posted by  vwhobo

You're BS-ing us =P

posted by  jedimario

Holy shit are you serious..??? hah :laughing: I got it in an email from my ex lol

posted by  99integra

hahaha, that one was good, actualy laughed out loud there:laughing:

posted by  starscream0

:laughing: no joke i saw that like 4 or 5 years ago

posted by  nighthawk

I saw that one coming, although I wasn't sure of the joke itself, I sensed it, lol.....nice one though :laughing:

posted by  Cliffy

yeah, but they ran on steam... :hi:

posted by  dodger65

Horse drawn carriages don't count. :wink2:

posted by  Mathew

Ya’ll must not have paid attention to this thread and gone to the site….

http://www.car-forums.com/talk/showthread.php?t=21057&highlight=muffler+bea rings

Or this one:

http://www.car-forums.com/talk/showthread.php?t=19187&highlight=blinker+flu id

posted by  thefonz

What's a 710?

This:

http://www.motorbase.com/uploads/2004/01/09/fs_710-b.jpg

http://mclellansautomotive.com/photos/B31485.jpg

posted by  ChrisV

...actually, that's the same thing i thought when i read the title... :laughing:

posted by  dodger65

I love Datsuns like whoa :mrgreen: The 510 and the old pickups are orgasmic!

posted by  99integra

i'd love to have about a '73 celica gt, myself...

posted by  dodger65

http://www.oldcars.co.jp/japan/73dat.jpg

Those Celicas with the mirrors on the fenders are beautiful

posted by  99integra

Then you might like the little engine I'm building for my daughter:

L20b engine with:

Z20 oversized pistons
Z22 Conrods
W53 head ported to 38mm and exh ports expanded
44mm intake & 37.6mm exhaust valves
Wade 74° works cam
Either 2 x DCOE 50 twins or twin 44 Hitachi/SUs
Romac timing gear with adjustable sprocket

posted by  Wally

Haha wasn't the L20B rated at about 100hp? How much you think it will be after everything is complete? I'm a big fan of that engine btw

posted by  99integra

lol, Elbow Grease :hi: :clap:

posted by  Cliffy

Well it should rev out to 8000 rpm with a VE holding around 0.85 so that's 152 hp, or about 200 internet horsepower.

posted by  Wally

Holy crap...thats more than adequate lol!

posted by  99integra

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