Ok, you may or may not know that Mr.Slurm has been pestering me to make his Joke thread a sticky, so I thought I'd leave it up to you guys.....By way of a poll! I posted this in the Suggestions forum....but moved it here, it just seemed to fit better.... :laughing:
You are ridiculous for even considering this.
He has been pestering me for a couple of weeks. I thought I'd leave it up to the voting public to decide. I knew it would atract various opinions, which is why it's left up yo you lot, that way I cant be 'attacked' by any undesirables.......infact, I think you are the only one!
The public doesn't know what it wants.
The public should vote on having my freestyle threads stickied. Those were classic.
I'm the public. I know what I want. I want your freestyles stickied too
As for stickying the jokes, I think yes as long as it's updated pretty often with good jokes.
he he, thank god im not the only one voting "No"!
Horse goes into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?"
Slurm's jokes and What?'s freestyle are anything but sticky-worthy.
what do you call a man with a shovel on his head?
Yo mama's so fat, her blood type's Ragu/she stepped on our dog's tail and we had to rename him "Beaver". lol
My freestyles are stuff of legend.
My freestyles are timely, consistent, and original. My freestyles are the only time that I may talk about you...which is hard considering how pleasing it is to talk about myself.
Not only do I deserve a sticky, I deserve my own SECTION: "General What"
Someone give me a Key to the FORUM.
One day an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walked into a pub
together. They each bought a pint of Guinness. Just as they were about to
enjoy their creamy beverage, three flies landed in each of their pints, and
were stuck in the thick head. The Englishman pushed his beer away in
disgust. The Scotsman fished the fly out of his beer, and continued
drinking it, as if nothing had happened. The Irishman, too, picked the fly
out of his drink, held it out over the beer, and started yelling, "SPIT IT
OUT, SPIT IT OUT YOU BASTARD!!!!"
What is the difference between an Englishman and his photograph?
The photograph is fully developed!
Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please
Between all the idiots, advertising, and weak (or lack of) moderators, this
forum is really going to hell. I can think of five people who should be
banned as it is, and 90% of the posts have nothing to do with cars.
The last thing this forum needs is democracy. The forum should be dictated by the owner, and the moderators who he has appointed to ensure that the original intent is kept. Right now that isn't happening, and this thread only confirms that.
Maybe a joke sticky wouldn't be a terrible idea, but those jokes sucked. I think stickies are handed out too often anyways. 200 + posts in a thread before it's even considered a sticky IMHO.
You forgot to add the other group of people adding to the "alleged" hell
destination of the forum. THE BITCHERS
Forum meltdowns are overrated. "Allegedly" this forum was to have been in hell a long time ago.
Pot, kettle, black. Oh, by the way dimwit. If your going to put this in
The word is posts. POSTS. As in plural. It makes feel all warm inside to know you're the forum's official self appointed grammar corrector, but you failed third grade spelling.
What are you reading. Where didn't I say post(s)?
A tennis ball walks into a bar and the bartender says " can I serve you?".
This is the only living forum anymore really :(
Sticky the god damned jokes.
Well the odds aren't exactly in his favour at the moment so you needn't
worry! I'm concerned about the way you say "weak" Moderators. I have no
powers to ban members, which is what it always seems to boil down to, as I
have explained too many times already. As for this thread, I can't win
really, which is why I posted it. To be honest it was the best move under
the circumstances, and the fact that I have left the decision down to
everybody here will mean there's no cause for people moaning at a later
If in your post you were referring to Slurm being allowed to stay here, too, I assesed the situation on an individual basis, and I asked what the other Mods thought about it too. We came to the conclusion that one last chance would be given, providing that he was on his best behaviour. I think he's done a reasonable job of it so far.
My favorite is still: Two men walked into a bar, the third one ducked.
Slight variation from the classic:
A man walks into a bar...says ouch!
Here's the joke of the day from http://www.jokes.com
Harry, Bill and Steve are sitting at the corner bar enjoying themselves, when Ted walks in looking distressed.
"Ted, you look awful. What's wrong?" Harry asks.
Ted says, "Last night I got really drunk, and then somewhere between here and my house, I was abducted by an alien?"
Everyone is shocked. "I heard about this kind of thing happening!" Bills says. "What did the alien do to you?"
"I don't remeber all the details," Ted says. "All I remember is being anally probed by the alien."
Everyone is horrified. "I heard that they'll do that!" Steve says. "What did the alien look like?"
Ted responds, "Carl."
Ah, I forgot you can't ban. Anyway, to me, all this "three weeks
probation" and "one last chance" stuff is crap. People should just be
banned if they deserve to be banned, end of story.
If it was me, I would just go through and say "Oh look, that guy always bitches and never posts anything related to cars, ban". "Oh look, that guy just insulted the moderator, just once, ban". Who gives a crap about giving another chance. Its ridiculous. This isn't bloody slap on the wrist America, where everyone has the freedom to do whatever the hell they want, this is a forum designed for a purpose. Keep it that way.
Anyway, I know its not up to you, but it should be up to someone.
If we got rid of all of the people who don't talk about cars, or swear at mods, we wouldn't have many people left lol...And the ones that were left might stick around for a while to try to get some members unbanned lol...
A Shetland Pony walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender says "you sound a little hoarse".
That deserved a long and drawn out rolling of the eyes.
As Chris said, we wouldn't have many members left if we banned those who insulted Mods and didn't talk about cars. Regarding Probationary periods and 'last chances', I believe that there needs to be a space which occurs before a member is banned, so as to offer them the chance to redeem themselves.
What do you call a woman with one leg?
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your front porch?
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?
A magician was driving down the road..then he turned into a drive way...