I was emailed these today and thought I'd share them. I also thought they
deserved their own thread, rather than putting them in the randon thread as
they literally had me in tears..:laughing:
Q. What's the difference between a chav and a coconut?
A. one's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.
Q. Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins?
Q. What does a chav girl use as protection during sex?
A. A bus shelter.
Q. What do you call a 30 year old chav girl?
Q. What do you call a chav in a box?
Q. What do you call a chav in a locked box?
A. Safe, innit.
Q. What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet?
Q. What do you call a chav in a suit
A. The defendant.
Q. Why did the chav cross the road?
A. To start a fight with a complete stranger for no reason
Q. What do you call a chav girl in a white tracksuit?
A. The bride.
Q. If you see a chav on a bike why should you try not to hit him?
A. It might be your bike.
Q. What's the first question during a chav quiz night?
A. What you looking at.
Q. Why are chavs like slinkey's?
A. They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a
flight of stairs
Q. Two chavs in a car without any music, who's driving?
A. The policeman!
Q. How do you get a hundred chavs in a phonebox?
A. Paint 3 stripes on it.
Q. What do you call a hundred chavs at the bottom of the river?
A. A start.
Q. Where do you take a chav girl for a decent night out?
A. Up the a*se.
Q. Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a Vauxhall Nova a shame?
A. Because a Nova has 4 seats.
Q. What do you call a chav with 9 GCSE's?
A. A liar.
Q. What do you say to a chav with a job?
A. Bigmac please.
Q. What's the difference between a chav boy and a chav girl?
A. A chav girl has a higher sperm count.
Are you in competition with slurm6969 now?
I was gonna put a sly comment in this thread about that, but decided not to...Hey, if slurm can come up wit classics like that on a weekly basis, he'd have reason for a sticky! :laughing:
You do realize that most people on this forum have no idea what a Chav is... Don't you?
I thought it was a British ricer, but after reading those jokes, I think
it's a British person who lives in the ghetto lol.
BTW Nice jokes, albeit some were a bit confusing lol.
It did cross my mind, but there's been quite a few refferences to the
"chavs" from people like me an True_Brit that I didn't bother explaining
the meaning. Chris summed it up nicely though....although the term as I see
it refers more to them being our equivelent of ricers, with it being more
used to describe our general "layabout" society these days....:thumbs:
Edit: Hobo, love the website....that answers all the quetions, acuratelly! lol
Gotcha...So I was kinda right with both, but still pretty far off lol.
Not really....you got the gist of it :laughing:
By the way, love the new avater, hobo! :laughing:
What's the most confusing day of the year for a Chav?
How do you start an argument with a chav?
What do you call a chav in a tastfully decorated house?
What do you call an Eskimo Chav?
What do you call a large group of chavs decending on somewhere (a pub for instance)?
What do you call a chav with half a brain?
What happens to a thought in a chavs head?
It dies of loneliness !!
Why do Chavs always travel around in pairs?
One can read and one can write!
What do you do if you run over a chav?
Reverse just to make sure
Whats a Chavs favourite car?
One without an alarm.
I've got one right here (http://www.car-forums.com/talk/showthread.php?p=231663#post231663).
thats quite subtle compared to the civics floating round here!
(saw one totally smashed on the back of a flatbed truck!:laughing: )
nice sig pic by the way!
LOL those were really good. Where did you get them?
just google chav jokes!