God this is funny...enjoy
To my darling husband,
Before you return from your overseas trip I just want to let you know
about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned
into the driveway. Fortunately not too bad and I really didn't get
hurt, so please don't worry too much about me.
I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I
accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake.
The garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a
halt when it bumped into your car.
I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you
will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my
I am enclosing a picture for you. I cannot wait to hold you in my arms
Your loving wife.
P.S. Your girlfriend called.
dammit my image didn't post but here is the link. You kind have to see it
for the letter to make any sense.
Cool, now the driver of the Ford has to spend his life savings to buy a rich prep a new ferrari. Talk about a boner killer. :doh:
thats expensive!!! where i work, a driver did that sort of thing but knocked down the door of a house thats listed in the protected part of historical buildings in the national trust!!!
Yeah, right...The wife's gotta give me a lot of threesomes with my girlfriend for me to forgive her :laughing:
my guess is the asshole in the ferrari slammed into the parked ford truck, do you really think someone that owns a ferrari would drive a moped, and how would the ford truck get the dent in the rear panel ? Rich ungrateful scum.
they might ride a moped! Vespa's/Lambretta's are just as big as ferrari are (plus theyre italian)
If that were the case, the garage door wouldnt be under the truck, would it? and I don't think the bricks would be up against the car like they are:2cents:
good point but why isnt the back of the ferrari totalled, that truck woulda ate that thing for lunch
there is a mark on the ceiling, like it came in air-borne and landed on the car, like it just came over a brick wall or something, thus the brick on top of the door.