Letter to husband...so funny!

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To my darling husband,

Before you return from your overseas trip I just want to let you know
about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned
into the driveway. Fortunately not too bad and I really didn't get
hurt, so please don't worry too much about me.

I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I
accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake.
The garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a
halt when it bumped into your car.

I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you
will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my
sweetheart.

I am enclosing a picture for you. I cannot wait to hold you in my arms
again.

Your loving wife.

P.S. Your girlfriend called.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/72968463@N00/383043588/

posted by  MakeItRain

dammit my image didn't post but here is the link. You kind have to see it for the letter to make any sense.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/72968463@N00/383043588/

posted by  MakeItRain

Cool, now the driver of the Ford has to spend his life savings to buy a rich prep a new ferrari. Talk about a boner killer. :doh:

posted by  greg985

ouch:orglaugh:
thats expensive!!! where i work, a driver did that sort of thing but knocked down the door of a house thats listed in the protected part of historical buildings in the national trust!!!

posted by  True_Brit

Yeah, right...The wife's gotta give me a lot of threesomes with my girlfriend for me to forgive her :laughing:

posted by  chris_knows

my guess is the asshole in the ferrari slammed into the parked ford truck, do you really think someone that owns a ferrari would drive a moped, and how would the ford truck get the dent in the rear panel ? Rich ungrateful scum.

posted by  BanffAutoSpa_ap

they might ride a moped! Vespa's/Lambretta's are just as big as ferrari are (plus theyre italian)

posted by  True_Brit

If that were the case, the garage door wouldnt be under the truck, would it? and I don't think the bricks would be up against the car like they are:2cents:

posted by  dvdrose18

good point but why isnt the back of the ferrari totalled, that truck woulda ate that thing for lunch

posted by  BanffAutoSpa_ap

there is a mark on the ceiling, like it came in air-borne and landed on the car, like it just came over a brick wall or something, thus the brick on top of the door.

posted by  dvdrose18

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