Laws Of The Natural Universe

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Law of Mechanical Repair:
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee.

Law of the Workshop:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

Law of Probability:
The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

Law of the Telephone:
If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.

Law of the Alibi:
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.

Variation Law:
If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).

Law of the Bath:
When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.

Law of Close Encounters:
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with

Law of the Result:
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

Law of Biomechanics:
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

Law of the Theatre:
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.

Law of Coffee:
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

Murphy's Law of Lockers:
If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.

Law of Rugs/Carpets:
The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.

Law of Location:
No matter where you go, there you are.

Law of Logical Argument:
Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.

Brown's Law:
If the shoe fits, it's ugly.

Oliver's Law:
A closed mouth gathers no feet.

Wilson's Law:
As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.

posted by  GreekWarrior

i like that alot:laughing:
the coffee one works most with me!

posted by  True_Brit

LMAO so true!!!!

posted by  elchango36

:orglaugh:

Gotta agree with most of those lol.

posted by  chris_knows

this one happens EVERY time I bring my car to the shop. Its really aggervating.

posted by  greg985

Wally's Law: when a car performs better than it ever has, it will break the next day.

posted by  Wally

When you finally use some level 4 restricted water to wash your car, it will rain that afternoon

posted by  windsonian

lmao hahaha, I only have level 2 where i live cause we get our water from stradbroke island and capalaba (which is where i live) dams. :mrgreen:

posted by  GreekWarrior

Hey Greek, how about you clear some old PM's.:wink2:

posted by  elchango36

PM's cleared. :mrgreen:

posted by  GreekWarrior

those were all great. good job GW, although i find it odd that slurm isnt the one posting the lines.

Girl of your dreams law (a.k.a., the Anti-Valentine's law :smoke:):
When you meet that one girl that is perfect for you, absolutely perfect for you, you end up screwing it up the worst with her and lose her forever.

posted by  Inygknok

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