# Laws Of The Natural Universe

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Law of Mechanical Repair:
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee.

Law of the Workshop:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

Law of Probability:
The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

Law of the Telephone:
If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.

Law of the Alibi:
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.

Variation Law:
If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).

Law of the Bath:
When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.

Law of Close Encounters:
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with

Law of the Result:
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

Law of Biomechanics:
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

Law of the Theatre:
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.

Law of Coffee:
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

Murphy's Law of Lockers:
If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.

Law of Rugs/Carpets:
The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.

Law of Location:
No matter where you go, there you are.

Law of Logical Argument:
Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.

Brown's Law:
If the shoe fits, it's ugly.

Oliver's Law:
A closed mouth gathers no feet.

Wilson's Law:
As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.

GreekWarrior

i like that alot:laughing:
the coffee one works most with me!

True_Brit

LMAO so true!!!!

elchango36

:orglaugh:

Gotta agree with most of those lol.

chris_knows

this one happens EVERY time I bring my car to the shop. Its really aggervating.

greg985

Wally's Law: when a car performs better than it ever has, it will break the next day.

Wally

When you finally use some level 4 restricted water to wash your car, it will rain that afternoon

windsonian

lmao hahaha, I only have level 2 where i live cause we get our water from stradbroke island and capalaba (which is where i live) dams. :mrgreen:

GreekWarrior

Hey Greek, how about you clear some old PM's.:wink2:

elchango36

PM's cleared. :mrgreen:

GreekWarrior

those were all great. good job GW, although i find it odd that slurm isnt the one posting the lines.

Girl of your dreams law (a.k.a., the Anti-Valentine's law :smoke:):
When you meet that one girl that is perfect for you, absolutely perfect for you, you end up screwing it up the worst with her and lose her forever.

Inygknok