10 20 Bumper Stickers for Women..

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1. SO MANY MEN, SO FEW WHO CAN AFFORD ME.





2. GOD MADE US SISTERS, PROZAC MADE US FRIENDS.





3. IF THEY DON'T HAVE CHOCOLATE IN HEAVEN, I AIN'T GOING.





4. MY MOTHER IS A TRAVEL AGENT FOR GUILT TRIPS.





5. PRINCESS, HAVING HAD SUFFICIENT
EXPERIENCE WITH PRINCES,SEEKS FROG.





6. COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN. SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICH.





7. DON'T TREAT ME ANY DIFFERENTLY THAN YOU WOULD THE QUEEN





8. IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN.





9. DINNER IS READY WHEN THE SMOKE ALARM GOES OFF.





10. I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN - AND I HAVE A GUN.





11. GUYS HAVE FEELINGS TOO. BUT LIKE... WHO CARES?





12. NEXT MOOD SWING: 6 MINUTES





13. AND YOUR POINT IS?





14. WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT.





15. OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY...I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME.





16. DO NOT START WITH ME. YOU WILL NOT WIN.





17. YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT, SO PLEASE SHUT UP.





18. ALL STRESSED OUT AND NO ONE TO CHOKE.





19. I'M ONE OF THOSE BAD THINGS THAT HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE.





20. HOW CAN I MISS YOU IF YOU WON'T GO AWAY? :clap:

posted by  CountryLad

So true

posted by  SyntheticTrust

Wow, those phrases piss me off a lot for some reason. I think those are the types of things that loud-mouth drama queens would say, and I can't stand that crap.

posted by  giant016

I feel that those are not for women in general.

posted by  ninjatrainer

ST is not the girl for you then :thumbs:

posted by  Inygknok

Maybe 1 of those cracked even a minor smile. Not especially amusing really.... It's like they were written by women who figured they'd be funny :mrgreen:

posted by  windsonian

the only 1 i liked is actually true, my mother is a travel agent for guilt trips, hahaha very true

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