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* Can you cry under water?

* How important does a person have to be before they are considered
assassinated instead of just murdered?

* Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but it's only a "penny for
your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

* Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried
in for eternity?

* Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

* What disease did cured ham actually have?

* How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a
good idea to put wheels on luggage?

* Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like
every two hours?

* If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

* Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

* Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars
to look at things on the ground?

* Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you
naked anyway.

* Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?

* Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible
crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

* If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about
him?

* Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?

* If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut,
why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

* Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both
dogs!

* If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he
just buy dinner?

* If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables,
what is baby oil made from?

* If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

* Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

* Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

* Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call
it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?

* Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you,
but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

posted by  GreekWarrior

:orglaugh: So true.

posted by  chris_knows

:clap: Nice Find!

posted by  elchango36

That's basically the only good one...:roll:

posted by  67Coronet383

Good old copy/paste, huh GW? lol. It was very funny thoug, and verytrue, too!

*gets back to singing twinkle twinkle little star, and the alphabet song*

posted by  Cliffy

A lot of those came from a comedian, but I can't remember who and it's really bugging me.

posted by  giant016

lol very intellicutal [sometimes i wish i could spell have of the words in my vocabulary] haha

posted by  hhsrastler92

Jerry Seinfeld?

posted by  97Talonchik

i dunno... it doesn't sound too seinfeld-y to me.... granted.. a few of them do, but not all.

posted by  windsonian

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