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AUDI
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented

BMW
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
Big Money Withdrawal
Break My Window
Bought My Wife
Brutal Money Waster

BUICK
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer

CHEVROLET
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time

DAEWOO
Darn Automobile ain't Expensive but With Out a doubt Obsolete

DODGE
Darn Old Dirty Gas Eater
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere

FIAT
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
Fix It All the Time
Fix It Again, Tony!

FORD
First On Recall Day
First On Rust and Deterioration
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Road, Dead
Fault Of Research & Development
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
Features O.J. & Ron`s DNA
backwards -> Driver Returns On Foot

GM
General Maintenance

GMC
Garage Man`s Companion
Got A Mechanic Coming?

HONDA
Had One, Never Did Again
Happy Owners Never Drive Anything else

HYUNDAI
Hope You Understand Nothing`s Driveable And Inexpensive

MAZDA
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along

OLDSMOBILE
Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday.
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick`s Irregular Leftover Equipment

SAAB
Send Another Automobile Back
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown.

TOYOTA
Too Often Yankees Overpay (for) This Auto

VOLVO
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

VW
Virtually Worthless
Very Weird


:twisted: not bad eh?

posted by  Deepdish

No Bad !!
For even more, you can go to:
http://members.rennlist.com/mountain914/Acronyms.html

posted by  Mountain914

Welcome to car-forums.com Mountain914 and thanks for the site

GMC: Got A Mechanic Coming?
is still my favorite... :mrgreen:

posted by  Unfedfat

Renault: Retarded Engine No Acceleration Ugly Lump of Trash

LOL! awesome page man. thanks :D

posted by  Loophole

SUZUKI

some ugly zebra understands KICK IT

i hate suzukis
...im not to good with acronyms. does it show? haha

posted by  mazda6man

oh, and zebra was the onlything i could think of for Z

posted by  mazda6man

this is kinda one...

GTO - Gas, Tires and Oil....the 3 things one consumes the most :D

posted by  SuperJew

BMW

Brings Me Women

:D

posted by  BavarianWheels

Breaks More than Works 8O

posted by  vwhobo

Vehicular Waste

d'oh... ;)

posted by  BavarianWheels

Very Wicked (see below)

posted by  vwhobo

GMC

Go Mama Celeste!

posted by  BavarianWheels

Big Money Waster

posted by  vwhobo

:D :D ...love it!

posted by  BavarianWheels

Porsche

Pretentious, overly racey, sassy car hellbent on excitement

posted by  BavarianWheels

Here is one in Polish.(I'll translate it into english too,it's an acronym with BMW)

Bedziesz Mial Wydatki

(It means you will have alot of payments) :P

posted by  vwmaniac

here is one pontiac

poor old nigg@ thinks its a caddilac

posted by  theunbelivaBULL

That's so original, and racist. At least he can probably spell Cadillac right.

posted by  vwhobo

BMW

Boasting My Worth

DELOREAN

Disgruntled Employee Leaves Organization, Releasing Ephemeral Automotive Nameplate

(DODGE) CARAVAN

Course Alterations Require A Vehicle Altogether Nimbler

(CHEVY) CAPRICE

Cabbies And Police Require Its Collision Endurance

FORD

Few Owners Repeat Decision
Fuehrer's Overseas Research Department

posted by  n8chz

Hey genious check the date :wink2:

posted by  99integra

I was still in high school last time this thread was posted in.

posted by  hondaman

And I was still in middle school :laughing:

posted by  99integra

And I still didn't know about car fourms :laughing:

posted by  chris_knows

ya know, in the rules it does state to search for old threads instead of creating new ones of the same topic.....

he actually followed the rules.... *jaw drops*

posted by  dodgerforlife

Haha, thats true. I guess if you dont follow the rules, you get flamed, and when you do follow the rules, you well... still get flamed :laughing:

posted by  car_crazy89

its always a lose - lose situation here at carforums.com :thumbs:

posted by  GonnaDie4TheGov

then on the other hand - no introduction.

posted by  dodgerforlife

...and one day, we'll teach teggy how to spell "genius"... :banghead: :banghead:

posted by  dodger65

God dammit I did it again :doh:

posted by  99integra

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