including this post, how many posts do you have?

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I've just noticed that vwhobo is now a CF addict with 300 posts 8O

posted by  snoopewite

nope :twisted:

CF Addict 250
CF Freak 500
CF Extraordinaire 1000
;)

posted by  Loophole

is "CF enthusiast" the highest thing you can get? or is there anything higher?

posted by  mazda6man

this is my 170th

posted by  mazda6man

201!!!. thought id drop that in

posted by  mazda6man

LOL! Congrats mate ;)

posted by  Unfedfat

98.

posted by  snoopewite

99.

posted by  snoopewite

100! D
To celebrate my 100th post, I'll start using a signature. Maybe if I make it to 200 posts, I'll get myself an avatar lol

posted by  snoopewite

It feels good now that I'm classed as a CF enthusiast and not a CF newbie anymore D

posted by  snoopewite

any suggestions for 2500, 5000, 7500, 10000 posts??
tell me 8)

posted by  Loophole

for 10K posts CF GOD comes to mind

posted by  Deepdish

I’m back, so I’ll be up to 200 posts in no time. It’s been over three weeks since I’ve posted here because I’ve been busy with Birthday stuff e.g. my Birthday celebrations; presents including my new computer; other peoples Birthdays; a new job and a new car that I’ll start a topic about. I’ve been like a ghost in here and some of you will have noticed that I’ve been reading in the forums from time to time to keep up with what’s being said as well as getting myself an avatar and changing my profile slightly. Now I’ll catch up with my posts.

posted by  snoopewite

Did you get any tackle for your b-day? :twisted:

posted by  vwhobo

welcome back snoope,
I thought you were in Ibiza like rest of the UK population LOL
:mrgreen:
cool avatar btw...

posted by  Unfedfat

vwhobo wrote -
"Did you get any tackle for your b-day?"

It was too small unfortunately :twisted:

Unfedfat wrote -
"welcome back snoope,
I thought you were in Ibiza like rest of the UK population LOL"

Thanks for the welcome, it's good to be back.
The rest of the U.K population were in Ibiza so that's why I didn't go :joking:

Unfedfat wrote -
"cool avatar btw..."

Thanks, it had to be with all the cool avatars out there to choose from.

posted by  snoopewite

After going from 188 to 228 posts in 3 days I'm just about back on track again )

posted by  snoopewite

Right on bro!
You'll become an Addict in no time... ;)

posted by  Unfedfat

You said it Unfedfat - I'm now a CF Addict D

posted by  snoopewite

39...Hmm, I gotta post some more, but I don't want to just post for posting's sake- I'm no post whore...
:evil:

posted by  Machine

Machine wrote -
"Hmm, I gotta post some more, but I don't want to just post for posting's sake- I'm no post whore..."

There’s enough people who haven’t even sent a lot of posts but yet all their posts have been inane. I like to think that I bring quantity and quality to the table mrgreen

Postwhore n (*) 1) One who, most often electronically, publishes ones thoughts in a manner more rapid than the rest and has little regard for the topic or current interest in fore mentioned thought. 2) One who excessively states ones opinion for the sake of it being recorded for viewing ultimately raise ones post count to excessive levels.
You know you're a post whore when -
…You spend three hours waiting for someone to respond to your post
…You get mad when someone else is the first to respond to a new thread
…[funny]You find your Word documents are full of ezcodes and smiles{/funny] p
…You spend the extra 50 bucks for a web enhanced cell phone
…You're always late for work/school because you were posting before breakfast
…You consider the day slow when someone posts once every 10 minutes
…Your homepage is the Chat Forum of a web board
…Natural light is your enemy
…You have prepared posts waiting for responses
…You order pizza online because you don't want to log off the internet
…You have sunburn from the monitor
…You start a thread and get bored when nobody responds and post to yourself
…You constantly edit your post so it stays at the top
…Flood Control is the second most visited page on your computer
…You have no shame
…You're wife/girlfriend has to post the dinner reservations on the forum so you'll remember
…You use your friend's screennames when you talk to them in person
…The keyboard is always warm to the touch
…All the letters on the keyboard are faded or missing
…You can recall the last five posts you had but can't remember your wife's/girlfriend's birthday
…You want a waterproof laptop for Christmas/birthday so you can post while in the shower
…You know how to spell every noise the human body can make
…Your screenname never leaves the Online box
…When you turn the monitor off you can still see the images burned into the screen
…Flood control is your mortal enemy
…You only have shortcuts for forums in your Favorites folder
…You fear power outages
…You own stock in Visine and Clear Eyes
…You bought an UPS power system for your laptop
…You consider it a "healthy" pasty white glow to your skin
…You have a window open for each forum
…You never need to push the refresh button on any of them
…You have 8,000 posts in 8 months

posted by  snoopewite

Nice list snoope... especially these two...



:mrgreen: :mrgreen:

posted by  Unfedfat

85, 15 to go and im a CF enthusiast! :D :D

posted by  84_Jetta_GLi

100....i can die a happy CF enthusiast, is my trophy in the mail?

posted by  84_Jetta_GLi

316.
God loved the world so much that he gave his one and only son so that those who believed in him would not perish but would be saved.

posted by  snoopewite

I have post count of 481 including this one but I should really have about 520 right now.

posted by  snoopewite

482
Here’s the disclaimer…
http://www.ianai.net/jokes/forumpix/stupidthreadwarning.gif
I’m about to go on a posting spree!

If you’re viewing this now, please don’t interrupt me. Just enjoy the show and think yourself honoured to see all this unravel. This is one for the CF history books…

posted by  snoopewite

No. 483…

posted by  snoopewite

No. 484
I’ll have you know that I’ve got to keep these posts at least 5 characters long and keep them more than 30 seconds apart…

posted by  snoopewite

I have post count of 481 including this one but I should really have about 520 right now.

posted by  snoopewite

No. 482
Here’s the disclaimer…
http://www.ianai.net/jokes/forumpix/stupidthreadwarning.gif
I’m about to go on a posting spree!

If you’re viewing this now, please don’t interrupt me. Just enjoy the show and think yourself honoured to see all this unravel. This is one for the CF history books…

posted by  snoopewite

No. 483…

posted by  snoopewite

No. 484
I’ll have you know that I’ve got to keep these posts at least 5 characters long and keep them more than 30 seconds apart…

posted by  snoopewite

No. 485…

posted by  snoopewite

No. 486
Notice that I’m not using my usual signature for this piece of brilliance in order to save space…
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Snoop.E.Wite http://4you.the-iceman.net/smile/1702.gif

posted by  snoopewite

No. 487…

posted by  snoopewite

No. 488
I’m definitely putting all the double and even triple posts in here to shame http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/contrib/ed/laugh.gif

posted by  snoopewite

No. 489…

posted by  snoopewite

No. 490
I’d put a lot of time and thought into some of my posts that were in the “Vehicles” forum and in the “Babes” forum and now they’re gone… FOREVER http://4you.the-iceman.net/smile/777.gif

posted by  snoopewite

No. 491…

posted by  snoopewite

No. 492
http://4you.the-iceman.net/smile/1348.gif http://4you.the-iceman.net/smile/662.gif Here's some smilies http://www.ianai.net/jokes/Fairy_Story_files/image002.gif http://4you.the-iceman.net/animgifs/1asp021.gif http://mysmilies.ipbfree.com/s/cwm/big/bigsmirk4.gif

posted by  snoopewite

No. 493…

posted by  snoopewite

No. 494
:read: I just rated this thread as excellent and my masterpiece isn’t even finished yet. Maybe that’s because I know what’s ahead. Surely nobody could have the opinion that this is anything less than a five-star thread once they read my string of creativity through to the end.

posted by  snoopewite

No. 495…

posted by  snoopewite

No. 496
I’m merely reclaiming the post count that belongs to me!

posted by  snoopewite

No. 497…

posted by  snoopewite

No. 498
I’m nearly at the 500 mark now in case you didn’t realise...

posted by  snoopewite

No. 499...

posted by  snoopewite

.....................................................................500! I’M A FREAKING POSTWHORE :doh: I mean I’m a CF Freak :oops:

posted by  snoopewite

No. 501…

posted by  snoopewite

No. 502
That’s five hundred and two posts. That means that in this thread I’ve done 22 posts consecutively so far as part of my posting frenzy and I’m only just over half way through. I assure you that it gets better in this half...

posted by  snoopewite

No. 503…

posted by  snoopewite

whoa there...i dont think thisll happen. closing thread temporarily! :mrgreen:

posted by  SuperJew

alright snoope i reopened it as per your request. happy posting! :thumbs:

posted by  SuperJew

6 hundred something

posted by  Satty101

643 :mrgreen:

posted by  Satty101

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One more.
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posted by  BavarianWheels

11! :smoke:

posted by  importluva

Whoa there fellas, this is all about ME!
http://www.ianai.net/jokes/forumpix/attentionwhore.jpg
Wrong gender but you get the picture.

Snoopewite's Posting Spree Continued...
On the flip side, my attachments that I’d sent to the “Vehicles” forum and the “Babes” forum before the change in this site’s software had been lost in the unstoppable, cyber hole anyway. I also never sent a post about my vehicle so I’m not as deeply scarred as I could have been. Anyway, on with the show…
http://images.cardomain.com/member_images/4/web/508000-508999/508316_6.jpgh ttp://images.cardomain.com/member_images/7/web/31000-31999/31792_30.jpghttp ://images.cardomain.com/member_images/7/web/31000-31999/31792_8.jpghttp://i mages.cardomain.com/member_images/1/web/493000-493999/493794_8.jpg
http://images.cardomain.com/member_images/12/web/324000-324999/324004_9.jpg http://images.cardomain.com/member_images/6/web/510000-510999/510865_14.jpg http://images.cardomain.com/member_images/1/web/241000-241999/241694_4.jpg< br /> http://images.cardomain.com/member_images/4/web/376000-376999/376828_4.jpgh ttp://images.cardomain.com/member_images/4/web/376000-376999/376828_1.jpg

posted by  snoopewite

No. 514…

posted by  snoopewite

No. 515
http://www.ianai.net/jokes/LeQuotes_files/image002.jpg
“I’m having an E.T round for diner.”
http://smilies.jeeptalk.org/ups/kamikaze/et_death2.gif

posted by  snoopewite

No. 516…

posted by  snoopewite

No. 517
Here’s some Rice attachments http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/contrib/drowned/iroc-dragster.gif

posted by  snoopewite

No. 518…

posted by  snoopewite

No. 519

Damn attachment was too big :ticking:

posted by  snoopewite

No. 520…

posted by  snoopewite

No. 521
I like to think this as a hidden tribute in the lusting memory of the babes forum, which the ‘carpet bagger’ style, lurking wankers http://4you.the-iceman.net/smile/1162.gif shouldn’t manage to find. These are soft anyway.
So without further ado, here are the last pictures of babes that I’m sending here http://mysmilies.ipbfree.com/s/contrib/xerx/smileybreasts.gif

This one's for lectroid.
http://www.ianai.net/jokes/HaveYouHuggedYourFlagToday.jpeg
It's Miss Billard again looking like a dirty skank with oversized implants and no class.
http://www.bobbibillard.com/open/media/elevator.jpg
This one's for Acid Burn http://home.pages.at/iceman/Frauen/00112.gif
http://pr0n.biz/images//women/Wallpaper/f0059.jpg
This one's keeping with the theme of this being CAR-forums.com.
http://members.iinet.net.au/~streetcarp/Chicks/Fastchicks/images/07-lrg_jp g.jpg

posted by  snoopewite

No. 522…

posted by  snoopewite

No. 523
Question: What’s brown and sticky http://www.darkosiris.com/forums/images/smiles/icon_question.gif
Answer: A stick http://mysmilies.rgforums.com/s/otn/ez/pi_thumbsdown.gif

Question: Why’s an elephant big and grey http://www.darkosiris.com/forums/images/smiles/icon_question.gif
Answer: Because if it was small and white then it would be a Tic-Tac http://mysmilies.rgforums.com/s/otn/ez/pi_thumbsdown.gif

Those were jokes by the way :roll:

This is not the greatest thread in the world, oh no, this is just a tribute. Can’t remember the greatest thread in the world, no, this is a tribute… to the greatest thread in the world, oh boy, to the greatest thread in the world, oh boy. Gibigibiwoo, doobydoobydidoobydo, oh, gi, goo, doobydoobydo, gibigibiwooadobydobydo a say yeah. The strange thing is that the greatest thread in the world isn’t anything like this thread. This is just a tribute; you’ve got to believe m; I wish you had read it; it’s just a matter of opinion… what the **** is this meant to be http://mysmilies.rgforums.com/s/otn/ez/pi_thumbsdown.gif

Such a bad post as well as having to much content to be the work of a true postwhore :doh:

posted by  snoopewite

No. 524…

posted by  snoopewite

No. 525
Here’s 4 transport facts: -
1. A jumbo jet uses 4,000 gallons of fuel to take off.
2. The Boston University Bridge is the only place in the world where a boat can sail under a train, driving under a car, driving under an aeroplane.
3. In the late 19th century, human mummies were used as fuel for locomotives in 3. Egypt where wood was scarce and mummies were plentiful.
4. When on a locomotion in motion, it’s illegal to place your testicles directly over the driver’s eyes.
5. Nissan came up with a four-door Skyline R34.
http://www.jbskyline.net/R33/4door/Showroom/Bilder/GT-R%204-door%20top.gif

posted by  snoopewite

No. 526…

posted by  snoopewite

No. 527
Before I wrap this up, I’d like to give thanks to Unfedfat, the founder of these forums. I never forget that the enjoyment, humour and learning that happens in here is ultimately possible because of you. I appreciate that this site is completely free, very well presented and there’s no dictatorship like in other car forums. vwhobo, where Unfedfat is like the Vince McMahon of these forums, you’re like the Bill Goldberg… well, you know what I mean. I’d like to give a shout out to SuperJew and Satty101 even though you both crashed my one-man thread within a thread. As for you BavarianWheels, I respect that you’re a BMW enthusiast who doesn’t just post in the topics that include BMWs like some one-dimensional ignoramuses. lectroid, I can’t even remember why we started off on the wrong foot… oh yeah, I can actually but it’s all good now.
I’d also like to point out that mazda6man has remained an active poster in here longer than anyone else except Unfedfat himself.
Give yourselves a round of applause :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

posted by  snoopewite

No. 528…

posted by  snoopewite

No. 529!
Well that’s my two-part whoring spree over with and I must say that I feel much better http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/otn/evil/king.gif
Apart from there being five other peoples posts in the middle of my string of posts; my whoring spree being split up over a couple of days instead of being under an hour and apart from my post count jumping from 103 to 113, it went pretty smoothly... oh and apart from me missing out my actual post score at the beggining of part two of my display of quality posting... and my edited attachment being 1.36MB that I wanted to post. 529 isn't a great number to finish on either. 529's still better than 489 though http://smilies.jeeptalk.org/cwm/cwm/Up_to_something.gif
__________________
“Postwhore die mutha****er!” – DMX http://4you.the-iceman.net/smiles/ahinterhaeltig/comeandgetsome.gif

posted by  snoopewite

I don't even care what I have anymore........But I think it's 6 fifty somthing. :smoke:

posted by  Satty101

Fine.. 3 more and then this post will be right...

posted by  Satty101

dadadadadahhhhhhhhh!

This place is cool.

posted by  Satty101

Or atleast this thread. Where else can you postwhore and not get yelled for it?


And is anyone else pissed off with the damn flood control? :fu: :cussing:

posted by  Satty101

whats the flood control? i know i closed this topic and then reropened it about a day later... :ohcrap:

posted by  SuperJew

post and then try to answer within 30 seconds. for instance, post your post count here, and then quickly post it again.

posted by  Satty101

That's as well as some of my images turning into little boxes with red Xs in them between the end of my posting spree of excellence and now.
I also didn't know about flood control on my first attempt and that's why I had to do some posts a certain way i.e. No. 727... actually the flood control thing's already been talked about but I'm just being thorough.
In one post I had another attachment to send but there wasn't room for a sixth one.
Oh well :roll:

posted by  snoopewite

728



Flood control is our friend. It's the enemy of those nasty trolls and brinkers.

posted by  snoopewite

No. 729!

posted by  snoopewite

thissssssssss

posted by  jzxTT

issssssss

posted by  jzxTT

fllooodd//

posted by  jzxTT

//spppaaamm//iinG

posted by  jzxTT

*interrupt*

:laughing:

posted by  SuperJew

*dual inturupt*

:orglaugh:

posted by  Satty101

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It's useless threads like this that make me want to close and delete the whole of it.
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posted by  BavarianWheels

I DARE YOU

posted by  lectroid

:ticking: NO, DON'T KILL IT!

732

posted by  snoopewite

DELETE IT!

posted by  jzxTT

wow.. i have like 20. :laughing: . i'm cool.. NOT!!!!!!!!!!! :thumbs:

posted by  R34RB30DETTV

R34RB30DETTV, quality's better than quantity. Postwhores aren't cool. That would be a person who joins a message board and deliberately sends large quantities of posts with the minimal amount of thought put into them possible.
Could the poster in the link below fit that description?
Find all posts by archangle (http://www.car-forums.com/talk/member.php?u=2218)

posted by  snoopewite

This coming from one that has over 60 posts in this thread alone...90% of which are simply a post count number?

:screwy: :doh:
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posted by  BavarianWheels

Your post brings joy and enlightenment ..lol.. you don’t have to use my stupid long user name all the time, just call me sam... and in snoops defence bav, he did have to put some thought into his posts.. he had to count, which i doubt "some" members of this forum are even capable of.. :thumbs:

posted by  R34RB30DETTV

Hey Sam...

No, Snoope really didn't have to count as the counter did that for him. He just typed the number + 1 in each post. :laughing:
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posted by  BavarianWheels

That's obviously an exaggeration and I've already pointed out that what I've done is carry out the act of postwhoring in this thread :asshake:

posted by  snoopewite

Oh really...an exaggeration. Hmm...let's go and count page by page again...shall we?
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posted by  BavarianWheels

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Ok...ready?

Post # 3-7, 8, 13, 16, 17, 19, 21, 25

(4 deleted posts in between 25 and 26)

26 -48, 55-71, 78-80, 89, 92, 96...

Count them up... :orglaugh:
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posted by  BavarianWheels

Thanks Sam :wink2:



I counted 57 posts and less than 50% of them are merely numbers. This is number 58.

posted by  snoopewite

I was darn close at my estimate...
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posted by  BavarianWheels

Close but no cigar my friend... no cigar http://mysmilies.ipbfree.com/s/contrib/ed/pimp.gif

posted by  snoopewite

No. 748 :orglaugh:

posted by  snoopewite

odd, I see 749 :mrgreen:

posted by  Satty101

Oh yeah, a whopping 4 posts!!! :clap:

posted by  WannabeWrxOwner

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