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Old 07-10-2005, 11:08 PM   #1
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What?

I've returned to find a second "What" that isn't me. I'm flattered.
Bav can ban people. I'm flattered.


I am in rehab.
Physical therapy type rehab.

A random, unknown and still un-found person shot me in the back on Canal street in New Orleans while I was walking about 3 weeks ago. It was a small caliber, but it brushed my spine, partially f*cking up my mojo.

Fortunately, I had the body of a God, and my strong physique was able to minimalize damage. I've lost about 20 pounds....I'm down to 168. Surgery has helped me regain the ability to masturbate with hands and feet, so I'll be back to my sexy, f*ck your mom 190 in about 3 months.

I AM PISSED.
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Old 07-10-2005, 11:12 PM   #2
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Oh great you're back

You serious about getting shot in the back?
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Old 07-10-2005, 11:37 PM   #3
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if you really did get shot in the back, you're lucky to be alive.
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Old 07-10-2005, 11:45 PM   #4
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I want pictures.

Hmmmm, but why would someone want to shoot you?
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Old 07-10-2005, 11:48 PM   #5
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shit...you mean you weren't dead?


lol, Im just messin with ya What. if you seriously did get shot in the back, you are seriously lucky to be alive. happy recovery. And please don't mess around on the boards because Bav and I both can ban you, and probably won't hesitate to do so.
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Old 07-10-2005, 11:59 PM   #6
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...Bav and I both can ban you, and probably won't hesitate to do so.
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Yes, I really did get shot in the back. I don't know why someone would shoot me. It was only a .22 caliber though.


Satty and Bav will have to ban me later on. I must spend all free time rehabing, and it tingles too much to type consistently. I won't be able to produce enough of ban-worthy material right now.....wait...wait...I think I can...muster up....enough strength to type...eleven...more....letters....
f...u...c...............k......y......o........... .u......bo........th
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Old 07-11-2005, 12:03 AM   #7
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Yes, I really did get shot in the back. I don't know why someone would shoot me. It was only a .22 caliber though.


Satty and Bav will have to ban me later on. I must spend all free time rehabing, and it tingles too much to type consistently. I won't be able to produce enough of ban-worthy material right now.....wait...wait...I think I can...muster up....enough strength to type...eleven...more....letters....
f...u...c...............k......y......o........... .u......bo........th

I think you don't need to recover, ya sound like your regular self right now
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