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Old 03-02-2004, 01:59 PM   #1
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"A Letter To My Soulmate Who Has No Soul"

Well I got an email from my ex-girlfriend yesterday

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You obviously just played with my heart, pretending that our life together was what you wanted, but when it came down to it, you canít be enough of a man to step up to the plate. You want the white picket fence lifestyle, as long as you can be party guy too, and you expect whomever your with to put up with your constant change of moods. Well you are a selfish ****, and donít deserve anyoneís heart, because you only pretend to give yours to someone else. That is your game, charm a girl, make her feel like she is your world, do right by her, then spring the real B on her and expect her to just roll with it and not question it. Donít cry and act like you love me; you only have always loved yourself. Thatís ok, I know I rocked your world in bed, you raved about it all the time; you even let it slip that you told your best friend that you couldnít even explain how fantastic our sex-life was. I remember even waking you up in the middle of the night for sex, how many girls do you know that will do that?? Itís all good, cause I know my pussy is the shit, and someone will want this kinky girl in their bed. You were only getting a taste of what I had to offer you not only in bed, but also in your life. It will be so sad for you to look back one day and know that someone else is married to your wife, when it could have been you. I am sure that your good looks will find you some stupid bimbo who will keep quiet when you need her too, but she will never go down on you and look in you the eyes like I do. That used to blow your mind huh? Every guys dream, a hot girl who has a career, no kids, you can introduce her to your mom, is a 36DD and ****s you like a porn star. How ya like me now???? LOSER!!!

BITCH!
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Old 03-02-2004, 04:36 PM   #2
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Well I got an email from my ex-girlfriend yesterday



BITCH!
Why are you telling us that, I dont want to know about your sex life! But rock on dude
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Old 03-02-2004, 04:50 PM   #3
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Why are you telling us that, I dont want to know about your sex life!

Quite, it wasn't really posted to me. I read it on another site and found it amusing. My last girlfriend never woke me up for sex, she would just go for it while I was still asleep
As you can all see, I've managed to find another "razz" smiley but I still can't find a "just kidding" one.
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Old 03-02-2004, 10:05 PM   #4
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Why are you telling us that, I dont want to know about your sex life! But rock on dude

He was just looking for a fish to take the bait," SUCKER " and a sucker is a fish Had you not replied, the thread would have probably died. Kinda poetic ain't it
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Old 03-02-2004, 10:56 PM   #5
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Old 03-03-2004, 12:17 AM   #6
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He was just looking for a fish to take the bait," SUCKER " and a sucker is a fish Had you not replied, the thread would have probably died. Kinda poetic ain't it

Well I wouldn't go as far as to say that it's poetic You seem to have Car Guy figured out though As for me allegedly being a 'sucker' just for stopping this thread from sinking down and off the first page in this forum for an extra half a day or so...
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Old 03-03-2004, 01:13 AM   #7
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Well I wouldn't go as far as to say that it's poetic You seem to have Car Guy figured out though As for me allegedly being a 'sucker' just for stopping this thread from sinking down and off the first page in this forum for an extra half a day or so...

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I said nothing about you being a sucker, RE-READ And could care less if it stayed on top till hell froze over JOKE,SON, A JOKE.
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Old 03-03-2004, 01:16 AM   #8
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Joke, did somebody say joke?



Osama bin Laden, not feeling well and concerned about his mortality, goes to consult a psychic about the date of his death. Closing her eyes and silently reaching into the realm of the future she finds the answer.

"You will die on an American holiday."

"Which one?" Osama bin Laden asks nervously.

"It doesn't matter," replied the psychic. "Whenever you die, it will be an American holiday!"
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Old 03-03-2004, 01:23 AM   #9
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Joke, did somebody say joke?



Osama bin Laden, not feeling well and concerned about his mortality, goes to consult a psychic about the date of his death. Closing her eyes and silently reaching into the realm of the future she finds the answer.

"You will die on an American holiday."

"Which one?" Osama bin Laden asks nervously.

"It doesn't matter," replied the psychic. "Whenever you die, it will be an American holiday!"

On a 1-10 scale--- 15
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Old 03-03-2004, 01:26 AM   #10
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Oh, I see (I could accuse you of insinuating that I was a 'sucker' if I was bothered but that would be pointless), well that's fair enough then lectroid. This is now the ninth reply to a topic that nobody seems to care about
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Old 03-03-2004, 01:30 AM   #11
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7 replys and all to your pointless wet dream fanatsy
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Old 03-03-2004, 02:06 AM   #12
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Of course, because you don't want her in your life, you're a selfish bastard. That's how all females are... Bipolar.
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Old 03-03-2004, 04:23 PM   #13
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7 replys and all to your pointless wet dream fanatsy

Actually that was the tenth This is now the twelth reply to my pointless wet dream fantasy

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Of course, because you don't want her in your life, you're a selfish bastard. That's how all females are... Bipolar.

What's Bipolar got to do with women generally being queer? Don't men get Bipolar as well?
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