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Old 10-29-2004, 03:39 AM   #11
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Costa Nocha
Posts: 652
Originally Posted by vwhobo
"What" isn't even qualified to be a pimple on my ass. After all he's only the pimp!

Why are you so uptight? Are you having sex? Wait....better question...can you have sex? Are you....flaccid? Must be.

Don't you wish you had my youth, my tight skin, my....PENIS? Yes, you envy me. I can still jack off if I want. Can you? Can you afford to waste an erection in your bathroom? I want you to do something for me....find your wife, and massage her breasts...did you get hard, are did it just droop, and droop. How pathetic. Have your balls out-grown your penis yet. It must be, so hard to live with a dysfunctional penis. I'd hate to pay for
it dude, you gotta pay for masturbation. How much does Viagra cost?

Anyway, get off my dick
bitch, stop trying to ride it for old memories.
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