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Old 01-01-2006, 08:37 PM   #16
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1. ROFL ROFL ROFL

2 .ok ya, but is it sad if ive allready done a few of those, or at least close to those, before reading this?

those alarm clocks can be pretty loud

1. Dont be mad cause i get poon
2. Depends on how many times youve done them
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Old 01-01-2006, 08:43 PM   #17
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1. Dont be mad cause i get poon
2. Depends on how many times youve done them

ok, that just proves that you get none, poon? you gotta be kidding

and ya, i do the alarm one almost everytime im in there, my gf thinks im a retard
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Old 01-01-2006, 09:43 PM   #18
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ok, that just proves that you get none, poon? you gotta be kidding

and ya, i do the alarm one almost everytime im in there, my gf thinks im a retard
Shes right for thinking so. I said poon because its from the 40 year old virgin
"I need some poooooooooooon" - Virgin
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Old 01-01-2006, 10:01 PM   #19
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he said poon and he was a 40 year old virgin, coincidence I think not...
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Old 01-02-2006, 01:35 AM   #20
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I'll try some of those in Wal-Mart, don't have K-Mart here either
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Old 01-02-2006, 01:38 AM   #21
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he said poon and he was a 40 year old virgin, coincidence I think not...
Im only 17 thought. I get my fair share of lovin
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Old 01-02-2006, 01:38 AM   #22
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I'll try some of those in Wal-Mart, don't have K-Mart here either
It just wont be the same
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Old 01-02-2006, 03:12 AM   #23
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Na not for collecting purposes. More for entertainment with that certain someone. . Sounds to me like you wouldnt know much about that. Im just waiting for Steven's input at this point
What, you make balloon animals with them? (or condom animals).
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Old 01-02-2006, 03:36 AM   #24
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Im only 17 thought. I get my fair share of lovin

Your hand doesn't count bro.
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Your hand doesn't count bro.
OH SNAP
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Well I'm happy to say I don't know where the condoms are in K-Mart, I didn't even know they sell them. Not that I'd want to know.
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Old 01-02-2006, 04:26 AM   #27
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OH SNAP
Id love to say it right now, but I promised you that I wouldnt
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Old 01-02-2006, 04:26 AM   #28
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Well I'm happy to say I don't know where the condoms are in K-Mart, I didn't even know they sell them. Not that I'd want to know.
Are you Asexual?
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Are you Asexual?
Do YOU know anyone with a gf that's asexual? I don't want to have sex untill I'm married, I'll never need a condom in my entire life.
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Old 01-02-2006, 04:41 AM   #30
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Do YOU know anyone with a gf that's asexual? I don't want to have sex untill I'm married, I'll never need a condom in my entire life.
Oh so youre one of THOSE. Do you even know how to put one on? Care to tell some of the more unexperienced users here *cough*Steve*cough*(
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