WTF means Wonderful Tact, Friend
ROTFLFMC rolling on the floor looking for my contact
STFU show them fury unleashed!
-Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse / horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
-Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
-Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying "booya".
-Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.
-Chuck Norris invented water.