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Old 01-07-2004, 08:09 PM   #1
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Old 01-07-2004, 08:14 PM   #2
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HOLY SHIT !!!!!
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Old 01-07-2004, 08:32 PM   #3
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WTF???
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Old 01-07-2004, 08:34 PM   #4
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Re: Crotch Behemoth

YES!!!
MUST HAVE!!

heh...
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Old 01-08-2004, 12:12 AM   #5
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Old 01-08-2004, 12:31 AM   #6
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Dual Blower with a quad intake. wOOt!!!
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Old 01-08-2004, 12:55 AM   #7
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wonder what kind of milage it gets?
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Old 01-08-2004, 01:28 AM   #8
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Hey guys, am I really the only one here that realizes this is a joke bike?Surely everyone can see the blowers have no drive and the carbs are bolted to flat plates.
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Old 01-08-2004, 03:41 AM   #9
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i just want one because it's gotta lot of shiny, i dunno why everyone else wants one...
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Old 01-08-2004, 04:57 AM   #10
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ugh. im not one for cruisers but this is just horrible. even though its fake... :?
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Old 01-08-2004, 07:03 AM   #11
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id take it... i can only imagine how many heads i would turn with a bike like that
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Old 01-08-2004, 07:23 AM   #12
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Hey guys, am I really the only one here that realizes this is a joke bike?Surely everyone can see the blowers have no drive and the carbs are bolted to flat plates.

Yes, but can you imagine how many people would fall over laughing their ass off, seeing someone actually riding this ghettocycle ?
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Old 01-08-2004, 02:28 PM   #13
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What!?!?!? No one going to mention all the NOS bottles on the back of the thing? I wonder how aerodynamic this sucker is once you get it up to 200 MPH. (Hell, probably not too good at 60MPH)

Pretty damn hilarious though.
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Old 01-08-2004, 03:37 PM   #14
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anyone notice what looks like a radiator up front?

is it possible that underneath all that crap someone actually stuffed a SBC in there?
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Old 01-08-2004, 08:09 PM   #15
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Hey guys, am I really the only one here that realizes this is a joke bike?Surely everyone can see the blowers have no drive and the carbs are bolted to flat plates.

I knew it was a joke. I'm just sayin. One hell of an expensive joke though.
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