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Old 08-05-2005, 07:48 PM   #1
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How to be a Ricer

HOW TO BE A RICER
Pronounce N.O.S. as one word (NAWS).
When you are outpowered, call people out with your friends car.
Have an aftermarket body kit installed
Use of neons or L.E.D.'s to light up your car.
Use an aftermarket tachometer...when your car already has a working stock tachometer in it.
You must install a non-functional wing/spoiler on the back and front of your car.
Names of performance parts on your car that you dont have.
Claim to beat cars that your car is totally uncapable of beating.
Install racing seats on a car that runs a 16 second or slower quarter mile.
List stereo equiptment or any visual mod when listing all your performance mods.
Believe that Honda invented VTEC.
Putting sub-brand labels on your car...example:Honda emblems on an Acura, Toyota on a Lexus..ect.
Install an aftermarket duel-exhaust on a 4-cylinder.
Make your exhaust sound like a weed-wacker
Buy a nitrous system just to purge.
Mounting smaller tires to decrease gear ratio.
Multi collored body panels.
Claiming horse power and quarter mile times with out testing or proof.
Talk about how fast your car will be once you buy and install all the parts.
Fliping your hazard lights,during/after a loss or during a flyby
Say you lost because your car is running on a shitty tune and needs to be tuned.......... when you're on the stock computer...
rev @ every car on the road that will eat you(no matter what direction they are going)
If some challenges you 2 a race you have 2 options
a.race and when you lose go to ws and lie your ass off
b.tell em they are a waste of time
my clutch is slipping,i missed a gear,my vtec was set to low,
when the vinyl work is worth more than the car,
when someone does a neutral drop in an automatic,
starting in reverse by mistake
I started in 2nd intstead of 1st
My shift light went off late
I didnt catch posi trac on that one
my neonlight valve stem covers are robbing hp
I didnt double clutch like i should have
When the exhaust consist of coat hangers and jb weld
Yeah its got about 5000 dollars invested in it ( and it still looks like shit)
Its a prototype that no one has (built from duct tape and blue glue and pvc piping)
driving in and out of traffic with your 99' Integra thinking you have a fast car
Getting your #s from a g-tech or some other similar meter.
using chicken wire as a mesh grill
Having gauges that do not work
Having a body kit and no plans on painting it
When you double side tape parts to the car and expect them to hold up at 78 mph
"Yeah its VTEC, but its not hooked up yet"
When you consider primer as a color choice
When you tell people it has a 9000 rpm redline and can only turn 6700
if you talk about owning a skyline someday and you drive a civic
having windshield washer squirters with lights in them
You refer as everything being JDM
Tell people you are running nitrous,when its really N.O.S. octane booster.
taking your 50whp civic to a dyno when it's stock
When you manually shift an automatic
Going to the dragstrip with slicks and running a 16.05 in the 1/8
All you do is brag about how much of a street racer you are
When your car consist of a GTR badge on the car and is not a skyline
you post pics of your parents car and claim it for you own
when your car has more torque in the lug nuts than in the motor
list winshield wipers as a mod and carbon fiber pedals
When you transform your car into something else with a headlight swap and taillight swap
When someone asks you if its mandrel bent or crush piping and you have no answer
When you stick the rim and tire out further than the fenders and you use curb feelers to keep from messing them up.
when your body kit is held on by sheet rock screws and thumb tacks
If you "fat arm" out the window with a sideways cap.
If you are 5'2 and you drive in the back seat
If you have to beg your parents to drive the civic
when you de-badge your GST ecplise of LX civic because its the suck model
windshield sticker saying powered by....(127 @the crank yeah thats power)
You remove every piece of your interior and you still run 16's
you have diamond plate floormats
you have a racing harness on your stock civic lx seat
you make your own intake out of pvc pipe
you know what jdm means
you have hubcaps that resemble rims
you drive any korean car and "mod" it
if you put 18, 19, or 20" rims on a sport compact.
If you spraypaint your interior
if you don't make fun of ricers
If you are getting angry while reading this list
put lambo doors on
You join CLUBRSX , not to goof on them, but because you actually think they are fast
you drive in 1st gear 90% of the time so you can hear the vtec whine
you have a bumper sticker that says drive it like you stole it
your keychain says aem/tanabe/greddy/typeR/si/mugen/....
you play nfsu2 everyday
you try to spell as many words linked to honda with your alphabets cereal
You treat your nfsu2 car like its a real car
Type-R
I will own you in the twisties
You have a V6 camaro/mustang and spend enough money to buy a V8 just to make people think it's a V8.
You've ever swung in behind a car (at 50 mph) in an attempt to draft.
When you lose you say "But your car has 4 more cylinders"
when you lose you say "Imagine if Honda made an engine as big as yours, because my 4 cylindler has 100 HP/Liter!"
You have a Vin Diesel poster
You buy a civic, add a cold air intake and cat back exhaust, and brag about how much faster it is than when it was stock.
You have to let the passengers know when you're flooring it
If you know you can't win, you dump the clutch at 8,000 RPM's and say you couldn't hook up, but at least you looked cool
The only 2 exotic cars you can name are Supra and Skyline.
If you tell the story of how your friend has such a fast car, he put a $10 bill on the dash, floored it, and you couldn't reach it on the dash because you were too pinned in your seat.
When you claim to race a stock automatic cobra.
When your cardomain site has a 'future mods' list.When you can shoot a grapefruit from your exhaust tip
LED exhaust tips.
When you have NOS seat covers.
When you have competitve races with cars- that dont know they are racing.
Put the car (automatic) in neutral on hills so that it rolls back like a manual and then go into drive when the light turns green.
Form opinions on cars you know nothing about.
Walmart is your #1 Auto Parts Supplier.
when you scream VTAK out the window cause you think it makes the car faster.
starting a poll about who would win in a race before you race. claiming to "own or burn" other cars as you pass them in traffic clear taillights
engine swaps
claiming to run sub 8 sec 1/4 mile times in a 2.3L engine
blue or green cold air intakes
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Old 08-05-2005, 07:49 PM   #2
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Old 08-05-2005, 07:50 PM   #3
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forgot:


4 door accords
cloth interiors
base model tuners
modds
turbo 1.3L
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Old 08-05-2005, 07:50 PM   #4
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Hey now, accords are cool
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Old 08-05-2005, 07:52 PM   #5
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edit: delete 4 door accords
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Old 08-05-2005, 07:54 PM   #6
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The new me won't argue with any of the opinions posted there (the old, knowledgeable me would have pointed out the flaws in that "joke.")
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Old 08-05-2005, 07:54 PM   #7
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OMG!! It's C4!! We were wondering how long it would take...hello buddy!! I hate to tell you though man...we found someone more annoying than you.
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Old 08-05-2005, 07:58 PM   #8
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who thinks there more of an annoying prick than me?
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Old 08-05-2005, 08:10 PM   #9
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I don't know if they think they are...but he is genuinely stupid, and he claims to drive a Ferrari.
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Old 08-05-2005, 08:10 PM   #10
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Wait a sec, your name is Integraluver2, and C4 made fun of my Integra, and FerrariMan666, so, pick which one C4
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Old 08-05-2005, 08:13 PM   #11
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If you are C4 then ferrariman666 is even more annoying than you...he's a certified jackass.
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Old 08-05-2005, 08:29 PM   #12
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No, I'm not ferrari, but I will challenge him to a smack off
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Old 08-05-2005, 08:30 PM   #13
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but 1st he has to post his screen name on a paper stabed over his shifter knob- or he don't get blessed by C4
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Old 08-05-2005, 08:31 PM   #14
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I knew it, you know you will get banned don't ya
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Old 08-05-2005, 08:31 PM   #15
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LOL, there's the thing...he can't be persuaded to post any pictures either.
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