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Old 08-06-2005, 07:48 PM   #1
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Learn Chinese in 5 minutes

Learn Chinese In Five Minutes
That's not right...
Sum Ting Wong

Are you harboring a fugitive?...
Hu Yu Hai Ding?

See me ASAP...
Kum Hia Nao


Did you go to the beach?...
Wai Yu So Tan?

I bumped into a coffee table...
Ai Bang Mai Ni

It's very dark in here...
Wai So Dim?

I thought you were on a diet...
Wai Yu Mun Ching?

This is a tow away zone...
No Pah King

Our meeting is scheduled for next week...
Wai Yu Kum Nao?

Staying out of sight...
Lei Ying Lo

He's cleaning his automobile...
Wa Shing Ka


whats yellow and go's "cheap cheap"
a chinese hooker

How do you know if you're Korean?
When you've got a bucket in your bathroom.

How do you know when Chinese are moving into your neighborhood?
When the Mexicans start getting car insurance

What's the difference between a pot of lobsters and a group of Japanese
tourists who've just been run over by a ricer?
There's no difference, they're all crustaceans ("crushed
Asians")
Top 10 Things Asians Should Have

10. Top Ramen
9. Plastic covered furniture
8. Motorola pager
7. Acura Integra w/ curb side scrapers, fog lights, spoiler,
rims,Type R decal..etc..
6. Rice cooker
5. Vtec t-shirt
4. Karaoke machine
3. A white hat
2. Joy Luck Club video
1. Chow Yun Fat bowl mop cut


RICE ON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-OUT
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Old 08-07-2005, 04:45 AM   #2
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Not sure I understand the concept of this thread lol....
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Old 08-07-2005, 04:51 AM   #3
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to lighten up these stiff posters, and help break the language barrier
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Old 08-07-2005, 04:59 AM   #4
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It's a reply to another racist in another post (how to be a ricer) who asked for more jokes.

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integraluver? got anymore jokes, my brother in law will love em?

None of the jokes are new, and theyre not all racist. Then again this is all coming from a previously banned member whos back to bring the forums down even more. They already broke Chris V, I wonder whos next??
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Old 08-07-2005, 05:01 AM   #5
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hey dumb**** explain how its a reply if my thread was started before he asked for more jokes? its ok to read the question twice.
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Old 08-07-2005, 05:04 AM   #6
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This thread doesn't belong in the car forum you lame troller.
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Old 08-07-2005, 05:07 AM   #7
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your right, it belongs written down on a piece of scrap paper and wadded up into a ball and stuffed up your moms snatch..
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Old 08-07-2005, 05:15 AM   #8
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You posted the exact same sh!t in the how to be a ricer post yesterday at... 5:39 Pm, yet here it is in its own post iirrelevant to anything about asian imports. Now my bad if I didnt see the time this was posted today I just saw it pop up in the new post section thinking you did reply to his question, my freakin bad . My point is that I dont see what possible knowledge this can shed on the rest of us. If you ask me, ur just a flamer , out to prey on the innoscent and those that are here to learn.
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Old 08-07-2005, 05:18 AM   #9
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You posted the exact same sh!t in the how to be a ricer post yesterday at... 5:39 Pm, yet here it is in its own post iirrelevant to anything about asian imports. Now my bad if I didnt see the time this was posted today I just saw it pop up in the new post section thinking you did reply to his question, my freakin bad . My point is that I dont see what possible knowledge this can shed on the rest of us. If you ask me, ur just a flamer , out to prey on the innoscent and those that are here to learn.
And on that note.....*Click*
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