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Old 10-27-2005, 02:31 AM   #1
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Time to go over some base rules guys...

For the bathroom.
Lately there have been a few incidences around my school where guys seem to be forgetting bathroom etiquette. I want to see if every body knows the basic rules. And if you donít know them this is the time to learn.

1. If you are having a conversation with a buddy it stops at the door.
2. If your friend told you a joke before entering the bathroom reframe from laughing till you get out
3. Do not talk to me at the urinal
4. Do not talk to me from your stall
5. Do not talk to me at the sink
6. Do not talk to me at all
7. Nasty shits are to be saved for home
8. Always take the urinal farthest away from the other guy in the bathroom
9. Wash your damn hand

If I missed any feel free to add to the list.
This has be a FieroKid public service announcement.
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Old 10-27-2005, 02:38 AM   #2
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Dude there is nothing better at work then shit breaks...where 2 of us go take shits at the same time. i like having convos during shits...more relaxing lol
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Old 10-27-2005, 02:51 AM   #3
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i always build like a birdnest with toilet paper on the toilet seat at a public restroom or on the job in the port-o-johns. heh.. my ass aint touchin that seat.
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Old 10-27-2005, 03:06 AM   #4
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wow this thread is....
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Old 10-27-2005, 03:11 AM   #5
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I've got one to add...how about a courtesy flush every once in a while, or light a match

Nice idea, Fiero
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Old 10-27-2005, 03:17 AM   #6
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hmmm, sometimes laying down the mean ass stinker is fun, specially when nobody is around.
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Old 10-27-2005, 03:21 AM   #7
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wow this thread is....


yea, you can tell this thread is going to get real interesting lol
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Old 10-27-2005, 03:23 AM   #8
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For the bathroom.
Lately there have been a few incidences around my school where guys seem to be forgetting bathroom etiquette. I want to see if every body knows the basic rules. And if you donít know them this is the time to learn.

1. If you are having a conversation with a buddy it stops at the door.
2. If your friend told you a joke before entering the bathroom reframe from laughing till you get out
3. Do not talk to me at the urinal
4. Do not talk to me from your stall
5. Do not talk to me at the sink
6. Do not talk to me at all
7. Nasty shits are to be saved for home
8. Always take the urinal farthest away from the other guy in the bathroom
9. Wash your damn hand

If I missed any feel free to add to the list.
This has be a FieroKid public service announcement.

A little cranky? sounds like you've been then one to pick up the soap one too many times.
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Old 10-27-2005, 03:32 AM   #9
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I like the handicapped stalls. LOTS of room to stretch out, and they have those bars on the sides for power squeezing.
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Old 10-27-2005, 03:33 AM   #10
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I like the handicapped stalls. LOTS of room to stretch out, and they have those bars on the sides for power squeezing.


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Old 10-27-2005, 03:33 AM   #11
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I like the handicapped stalls. LOTS of room to stretch out, and they have those bars on the sides for power squeezing.

can i get a battleshits, anyone?
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Old 10-27-2005, 03:40 AM   #12
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Oh and another small thought, there's nothing wrong with conversations over the stalls. Sometimes it's nice to have a little moral support during the tough ones.

Although I will say that should the struggle bring a strange smell to the room, a courtesy match is always a good idea.
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Old 10-27-2005, 04:09 AM   #13
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wait one minute why are nasty shits to be saved for home that is one of the best things about school go in the bathroom during like homeroom or study hall and drop a nasty ass load so when class gets out all the hallways smell and you are just walking around with a huge ass grin on your face
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