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Old 01-01-2006, 05:59 AM   #1
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15 things to do in K mart

Fifteen Things to do at K-Mart while your spouse, partner, significant other is taking his/her sweet time:

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people’s carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3 in housewares,' and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay-by.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?

9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.

10. While handling knifes in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from mission Impossible'.

12. In the auto department practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.

13. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say 'PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!!!'

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the foetal position and scream 'NO! NO! It's those voices again'.
And last but not least,

15. Go into a fitting room and yell real loudly ... 'Hey! We're out of toilet paper in here!'
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Old 01-01-2006, 06:07 AM   #2
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Old 01-01-2006, 09:44 AM   #3
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Wow, I read this exact same joke about 6 years ago.
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Old 01-01-2006, 09:47 AM   #4
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Good stuff! Man the first one and the last one are great. And we all know there are atleast a handful of dumbass's that actually do that stuff, which makes it even funnier.
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Old 01-01-2006, 11:38 AM   #5
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Man thats some funny stuff. Good job.
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Old 01-01-2006, 03:44 PM   #6
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I'm going to try #4 later tonight, I'll tell ya'll what happens later
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Old 01-01-2006, 08:02 PM   #7
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LOL! Nice one.
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Old 01-01-2006, 08:11 PM   #8
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Rickity-repost.

Greek=pwnt by the rerepostness olden old stuff
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Old 01-01-2006, 08:18 PM   #9
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I like #1, you pretty much can't get in trouble or kicked out, and you're garaunteed to embarass someone...
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I like #1, you pretty much can't get in trouble or kicked out, and you're garaunteed to embarass someone...
In my Kmart they are near the pharmacy section and there is always someone there. How odd is it if i get 12 boxes of condoms.
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In my Kmart they are near the pharmacy section and there is always someone there. How odd is it if i get 12 boxes of condoms.

I've never bought condoms at K-Mart, we haven't had K-Mart in about 10 years. I just substituted K-Mart for "The Real Canadian Superstore" or Walmart.

But thanks for telling everyone that you know where the condoms are located, because now we know what a stud you are. Very smooth.
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I've never bought condoms at K-Mart, we haven't had K-Mart in about 10 years. I just substituted K-Mart for "The Real Canadian Superstore" or Walmart.

But thanks for telling everyone that you know where the condoms are located, because now we know what a stud you are. Very smooth.
I buy them about twice a month or so so it kinda helps to know
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I buy them about twice a month or so so it kinda helps to know

Are you collecting them? Condoms aren't really a collectible item, just so you know. They won't go up in value.
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I buy them about twice a month or so so it kinda helps to know

ROFL ROFL ROFL

ok ya, but is it sad if ive allready done a few of those, or at least close to those, before reading this?

those alarm clocks can be pretty loud
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Are you collecting them? Condoms aren't really a collectible item, just so you know. They won't go up in value.
Na not for collecting purposes. More for entertainment with that certain someone. . Sounds to me like you wouldnt know much about that. Im just waiting for Steven's input at this point
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