So the other day Im cruisin on camp bowie in my Dodge Ram 1500 Quad Cab with the HEMI
. My girlfriends bitchin at me and Im getting tired off it so Im kinda tuning it out.
Im just cruising around enjoying my drive. I see a red light and I begin to slow and as I do I notice a blue celica with...(drumroll please) a sweet fart can. I pull up with him on my right and my girlfriend is still bitchin so im looking her way so she thinks im listening. I here ZEEEEEEEE-ZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE and I look over and this guy in the Celica is flipping me off and Im so fed up at the moment I just jam the brake and smash the accelerator. I sit there smoking em Until I can bearly see the Celica anymore.
He tries once with his E-brake and he looks retarded because its barely spinning and pullin his car forward. So then he tries to dump the clutch. RRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMm. Ert. Another pathetic attempt.
Then it gets more interesting. A sweet Integra pulls up next to me and it appears to be a male driver with his girlfriend. Him and the Celica have a little revving war and I sit there watching the light. It turns green and I spin till about 3500 RPMS then hook and Zoom I pull the Hell out of em. I grab second and still pulling em. At the top of second Ive got a few cars on both em. Then 3rd comes and RPMS fall off a ways.
They start pushing me but then I get back into the Powerband and I pull them all the way til 105 where I tap the governer. It holds me there. From the Celica i get an awesome ricer flyby about 2 seconds later and a middle finger salute. I just laugh.
I slow down to see what the Teggie does and hes to ashamed to pass me. I slow to 25 mph in a 60 and he still wont come around. So I take off and head home, and the whole way I laugh about How stupid those poor guys ust feel that they just got their asses handed to them by a slow ass truck. GOOD NIGHT