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Old 03-17-2006, 09:50 AM   #1
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It's tough being a guy

-=== It's Tough Being A Guy ===-

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your butt and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore
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Old 03-17-2006, 10:35 AM   #2
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Its all true...I've heard a couple of them.
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Old 03-17-2006, 01:57 PM   #3
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ive actually heard all of them
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Old 03-17-2006, 03:19 PM   #4
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LOL! Those are great.
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Old 03-17-2006, 07:54 PM   #5
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all of those happen to me at least once a week!!!!!
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Old 03-17-2006, 08:06 PM   #6
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Sadly it's all true lol
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Old 03-17-2006, 08:15 PM   #7
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haha sounds about right
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Old 03-18-2006, 07:08 AM   #8
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LOL...Very true GW....Copy/Paste?
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Old 03-18-2006, 08:21 AM   #9
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LOL...Very true GW....Copy/Paste?

actually it came to me in a dream.
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Old 03-18-2006, 08:26 AM   #10
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actually it came to me in a dream.
Wow....you can now Copy/Paste your dreams too?
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Old 03-18-2006, 09:14 AM   #11
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Wow....you can now Copy/Paste your dreams too?

Like a fox.
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Old 03-18-2006, 12:10 PM   #12
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-=== It's Tough Being A Guy ===-

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your butt and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore



Well said mate. It's about time it came out.
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