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Old 03-19-2006, 07:09 AM   #1
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How to Make a Woman Happy

How to Make a Woman Happy

It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:

> 1. a friend
> 2. a companion
> 3. a lover
> 4. a brother
> 5. a father
> 6. a master
> 7. a chef
> 8. an electrician
> 9. a carpenter
> 10. a plumber
> 11. a mechanic
> 12. a decorator
> 13. a stylist
> 14. a sexologist
> 15. a gynecologist
> 16. a psychologist
> 17. a pest exterminator
> 18. a psychiatrist
> 19. a healer
> 20. a good listener
> 21. an organizer
> 22. a good father
> 23. very clean
> 24. sympathetic
> 25. athletic
> 26. warm
> 27. attentive
> 28. gallant
> 29. intelligent
> 30. funny
> 31. creative
> 32. tender
> 33. strong
> 34. understanding
> 35. tolerant
> 36. prudent
> 37. ambitious
> 38. capable
> 39. courageous
> 40. determined
> 41. true
> 42. dependable
> 43. passionate
> 44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

> 45. give her compliments regularly
> 46. love shopping
> 47. be honest
> 48. be very rich
> 49. not stress her out
> 50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

> 51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
> 52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
> 53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

> 54. Never to forget:
> * birthdays
> * anniversaries
> * arrangements she makes


HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

> 1. Show up naked
> 2. Bring food
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Old 03-19-2006, 07:20 AM   #2
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That's so true
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Old 03-19-2006, 08:07 AM   #3
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haha
greek u post some much random but funny crap
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Old 03-19-2006, 08:25 AM   #4
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Now honestly, does she really have to show up with food?... j/p, of course, it's the clothing that's optional
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