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Old 04-03-2004, 11:10 PM   #46
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Ahh and this too.

Guy From School: "F*ck rice burners and imports, I'd rather have a Lexus, or a beamer"
Me: Laughs, Oh yeah, what kind of Lexus do you like?
GFS: "Lexus SC300"
Me: "Yeah the Toyota Soarer is real nice" *walks away amazed at how much of a jackass this guy was*

lol I love that. Hear that all the time.

Heard this one in my law class couple days ago:
There was a promotion in the Hooters restuarnts in Ohio, whoever sells the most beer in that month wins a Toyoda. Well “Hooters” waitress Jodee Berry was promised a “Toyota” for top prize in beer sales. She sold the most beer and won a Toy Yoda doll. She wasnt very happy to say the least and is sueing Hooters.

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Old 04-03-2004, 11:21 PM   #47
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this one dude said his Saab Sonett 3 Could beat my friends Ferrari 360.
So good you posted it twice..

Anyway, most stupid thing I’ve ever heard.. Well a list of things this one "lad" from collage has said will do;

My XR3i Escort (ford, 1600cc naturally aspirated standard engine) will beat a new Ferrari.

His 1.0 litre Suzuki swift will do 125+mph

He had 120 mph out of an early 80’s 1.1 Peugeot 205

He has a 2003 Subaru Impreza, an Evo VII and a VIII, ZX300, Two XR3i Escorts that are modified beyond belief, a Toyota supra that had over 800 bhp and a Nissan skyline… And what car was he driving at the time you may ask? A 1992 renualt clio 1.4 RT.. All I can say is what BS..
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Old 04-03-2004, 11:47 PM   #48
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The most stupid thing I've heard in a long time is that both the Trueno and MR2 can rev beyond 14000rpm
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Old 04-03-2004, 11:47 PM   #49
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Old 04-03-2004, 11:49 PM   #50
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Pretty much anything Hiens says fits into this category also.
Right.......
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Old 04-04-2004, 12:01 AM   #51
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Anyway, most stupid thing I’ve ever heard.. Well a list of things this one "lad" from collage has said will do;

My XR3i Escort (ford, 1600cc naturally aspirated standard engine) will beat a new Ferrari.

His 1.0 litre Suzuki swift will do 125+mph

He had 120 mph out of an early 80’s 1.1 Peugeot 205

He has a 2003 Subaru Impreza, an Evo VII and a VIII, ZX300, Two XR3i Escorts that are modified beyond belief, a Toyota supra that had over 800 bhp and a Nissan skyline… And what car was he driving at the time you may ask? A 1992 renualt clio 1.4 RT.. All I can say is what BS..
I knew a bloke just like that once...this man was a courier who collected internal mail from office blocks btw...he came in one day and told me how he has two brand new '03 reg Jag X-Types....£75,000 in the bank a house that he rents out, three Fire Engines, a Ford Mondeo and several TVR's.....what an idiot, off cause it may be true, in which case, I'll eat my words lol
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Old 04-04-2004, 12:46 AM   #52
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lol I love that. Hear that all the time.

Heard this one in my law class couple days ago:
There was a promotion in the Hooters restuarnts in Ohio, whoever sells the most beer in that month wins a Toyoda. Well “Hooters” waitress Jodee Berry was promised a “Toyota” for top prize in beer sales. She sold the most beer and won a Toy Yoda doll. She wasnt very happy to say the least and is sueing Hooters.

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I can just imagine it: -
Jodee: "What Toyota is it "
Snake: "It's a surprise but I assure you that it's brand new "
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Old 04-04-2004, 12:57 AM   #53
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Man, those are brains, or all the brains she needs.
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Old 04-04-2004, 03:44 PM   #54
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Man, those are brains, or all the brains she needs. [/quote]

LOL that is for sure
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Old 04-05-2004, 04:39 PM   #55
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Man, those are brains, or all the brains she needs.
LOL that is for sure

You all are easily amused! Those "brains" are a bit saggy...and she needs a gap filled in her teeth...
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Old 04-05-2004, 10:59 PM   #56
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You all are easily amused! Those "brains" are a bit saggy...and she needs a gap filled in her teeth...
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Don't think u'll ever get a girl.
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Old 04-05-2004, 11:07 PM   #57
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Don't think u'll ever get a girl.

Have one...had quite a few prior too...

I'm judging this one solely on the one pic. Personality counts for about 65% of overall "score."

Having said that...I'm picky about "pin-up girls!"
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Old 04-06-2004, 12:37 AM   #58
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Have one...had quite a few prior too...

I'm judging this one solely on the one pic. Personality counts for about 65% of overall "score."

Having said that...I'm picky about "pin-up girls!"
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Ya me too man. The beauty part only gets you so far.
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Old 04-06-2004, 06:02 AM   #59
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I had a guy in my LA class tell me once, that the Ford GT comes stock with 850 horsepower, and you could order them with over 3000 horsepower!!!

The same guy also told me, that the reason Suicide doors are called suicide doors, are because when you opened them, the are would suck you out of the car, and would throw you to the ground, killing you.

The guy's dad own's a Ford dealership.
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Old 04-06-2004, 12:15 PM   #60
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I had a guy in my LA class tell me once, that the Ford GT comes stock with 850 horsepower, and you could order them with over 3000 horsepower!!!

The same guy also told me, that the reason Suicide doors are called suicide doors, are because when you opened them, the are would suck you out of the car, and would throw you to the ground, killing you.

The guy's dad own's a Ford dealership.
Okay, I'll play your silly game, why do you think they're called suicide doors?
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