oh God... lmao... the dumbest thing ive heard someone say.... ffs, im sorrounded by idiots!!!
ok, first one, its that guy from that other thread that i told u people about. the one from Pep Boys when i was trying to buy some spark plugs for my car (the Supra), and the guy kept saying that it used 4 spark plugs cuz it was a Toyota, and since he had gone to college he knew about this.
second, ahhh my wonderfull friend Jay..... its actually about his mechanic (the old one he used to go to). even though his head gasket was failing and the car was.... just running like complete utter crap, his mechanic kept saying, "damn, this car runs so nice, runs so much better than stock.". the car only managed a 17.2s at the 1/4 at BEST in those conditions.... Jay would never even let me comment about it.
third, ok this one was Jay himself. this is actually something that he says to anyone that is about to buy a japanese car, and he does it all the time. you tell him wat u will buy and he will answer with, "really? alright japanese muscle!! now u can go drifting with me and the gang!!! u should watch Initial D if u want to learn some drifting techniques!". as far as the gang thing he talks about, its something that i had come up with while playing Halo for the x-box and that Weeeeeeee Squirrel video while we drove the Warthog, and he out of nowhere just..... well, he thought we were a "team".
third thing part 2, Jay. if u instead go for a non-japanese car, he will immediatly say, "no man, if you buy that then u cant drift with us".
fourth, guess who again? this happened just a few days ago. he was talking to a friend of ours about the NSX. they were talking about how come it cost so much money even though it was so underpowered. Jay goes ahead and says, "oh, its because its built by hand and its a luxury and sporty car". my friend just stared at him and said, "first of all, NSX's arent luxury, and Bentley's are hand built as well and they still cost atleast twice as much and have alot more power". then Jay came up with the idea that its cuz the NSX has an MR set up, and cuz it had luxury in it (im still waiting for him to tell me where is this so called luxury he came up with), and some other stupid crap. yes people, he lives in a world where NSX's have the combined powers of Bentleys, Diablos, Audis, and Hummers all at once.
and the last thing im gonna say for tonight, which is my favorite one of all, by my favorite friend of all (yes, him). he plays in a christian punk band right? no offence, but i always have to laugh my ass off every time he says, "dude, i am going to buy my dad a benz when i get older cuz my band is going to be a millionaire cuz we play so good!". hehehe, hes so gullible.
oh, one more thing about him. recently, his lead singer got punished for a very long time, so jay had nuthin to do. some other band that had gotten quite popular was looking for a new drummer, and they got told to ask about Jay. they heard him play and let him into the band. funny part is wat he told us about how things went. this is a straight quote from the log:
MaD DrUmS C.O.F. (PrElUdE RiDE: around 2 weeks ago i
recieved a phone call from danny saying that double S
needed a drummer (a petition that i had prayed for, to
not let my talent to waste)and so i went to the practice
,they told me about the offer and that they were diying
for me to join them, so it felt great cause it was
something i had let in gods hands and he we prevailed
bythwaywould you like to come to one of our concerts
someone notice a bit of too much ego? i keep telling him that if he is as good as he claims, his "talents wouldnt go to waste", cuz if ur good at something, then u would never forget it. first time i ever heard about someone dying to have him somewhere besides in his own grave.....
thats it for the rest of the night anyhow.