Just saw a new 2008 Dodge Grand Caravan today,

what ever in the world happened to it?
What happened to the simplicity of a simple minivan? since when have they become mini RVs?
Even the seats fold 4 different ways, for crying out loud.
What ever happened to the minivan that just hauled kids and stuff from point A to point B. Now it takes 20 minutes to find which compartment you hid the lunch in.
And why the 4.0L V6? a turbo I4 had plenty of power in '89.
And isn't 9 speakers with subwoofers a little excessive?
115 Volt outlet?
overhead ambient surround lighting?
Removable flashlight?
Interior conversation mirror? i thought we needed to look where we were driving?
SIRIUS back seat TV?
2nd and 3rd row manual window shades?
Power fold away mirrors?
Wireless headphones?
Whatever happened to the column shifter, and how does putting it on the instrument panel save floor space?
I think Dodge needs to decide if it's building a minivan or a luxury SUV, or can we not call it an SUV because SUVs are gas guzzlers? but seriously, this thing has more accessories in it than I have in my room. Or can kids not be separated from their TV long enough to drive to soccer practice? Not that many of us actually care about a minivan, but I guess I miss the simplicity of older cars. Call me old fashioned, but this is a minivan for crying out loud.
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