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Old 11-05-2007, 07:49 PM   #1
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Ricer Flyby

Ricer Fly-By -- (Ri-ser fli bi) An action undertaken by a person fitting any or all of the genuinely accepted criteria of a "ricer" in which he or she accelerates a slow and underpowered motor vehicle, which is usually adorned with large spoilers, bright paint colors/graphics and neon lights, past another vehicle which is known or thought to be faster or more powerful with the intention of overtaking said vehicle at as high a speed differentiation as possible.

The act is typically used in lieu of a genuine speeding contest in which the "ricer" does not perceive any chance of succeeding and instead uses the action as a fabricated victory. The second vehicle is typically piloted by a driver who is unaware of any automotive competition beforehand, is likely driving in high-gear at low RPM and may or may not be adjusting the vehicle's stereo and/or scratching their genitals at the time.

The actual act of acceleration is usually very brief and surprisingly unimpressive and is usually accompanied by a very loud and irritating buzzing noise from the exhaust and/or the activation of the "ricer's" 4-way hazard indicators, which are used to communicate the bitch-slapping to the second vehicle.

In most cases, the "ricer" will later engage in spontaneous and excessive masterbation while vividly recalling his actions at which time the second driver will typically be having sexual intercourse with the "ricer's" girlfriend, wife, sister, daughter, mother or any combination of the above.
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Old 11-05-2007, 09:33 PM   #2
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That's pretty true lol.
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Old 11-05-2007, 09:53 PM   #3
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It sounds like personal experience.
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Old 11-05-2007, 09:56 PM   #4
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It sounds like personal experience.
Damn got to it before I did.
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Old 11-05-2007, 10:33 PM   #5
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I love denying flybys. 3rd Gear FTMFW
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Old 11-05-2007, 11:30 PM   #6
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It sounds like a personal routine.

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Old 11-05-2007, 11:34 PM   #7
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yea i get em all the time and its always from the same car lol some kid with a 7thgen with blue neons under it thinks hes hot shit so i cut him off one day it was funny watching him swerve around
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Old 11-05-2007, 11:35 PM   #8
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theres some other idiot that has an intercooler but he cut too much of the bumper and you can see there are no pipes leading to the thing lol i cant wait to meet him again
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Old 11-05-2007, 11:44 PM   #9
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yea i get em all the time and its always from the same car lol some kid with a 7thgen with blue neons under it thinks hes hot shit so i cut him off one day it was funny watching him swerve around

You keep setting yourself up. They were making fun of you. They weren't calling your Civic the "more powerful" car that denies a flyby...
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Old 11-05-2007, 11:51 PM   #10
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You keep setting yourself up. They were making fun of you. They weren't calling your Civic the "more powerful" car that denies a flyby...
i know what they were saying
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Old 11-06-2007, 03:54 AM   #11
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1 question.. wtf is the point of this thread?
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i know what they were saying

Doesn't sound like it.
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Old 11-06-2007, 04:30 AM   #13
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1 question.. wtf is the point of this thread?
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Doesn't sound like it.
sure it does...i figure if i pretend i dont see it the idiots will return to their caves...still waiting
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I was making fun of you, I only do that when you say something retarded.

I actually really enjoy denying flybys in MY car.
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Old 11-06-2007, 05:44 AM   #15
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I had 3 fly-bys in a row friday night when in the Monte.. first was a green Cavalier, followed by a white Prelude and a red Del Sol. It was quite funny really lol, I had never experienced that before.
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