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Old 05-22-2002, 07:34 PM   #1
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Automobile Acronyms

AUDI
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented

BMW
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
Big Money Withdrawal
Break My Window
Bought My Wife
Brutal Money Waster

BUICK
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer

CHEVROLET
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time

DAEWOO
Darn Automobile ain't Expensive but With Out a doubt Obsolete

DODGE
Darn Old Dirty Gas Eater
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere

FIAT
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
Fix It All the Time
Fix It Again, Tony!

FORD
First On Recall Day
First On Rust and Deterioration
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Road, Dead
Fault Of Research & Development
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
Features O.J. & Ron`s DNA
backwards -> Driver Returns On Foot

GM
General Maintenance

GMC
Garage Man`s Companion
Got A Mechanic Coming?

HONDA
Had One, Never Did Again
Happy Owners Never Drive Anything else

HYUNDAI
Hope You Understand Nothing`s Driveable And Inexpensive

MAZDA
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along

OLDSMOBILE
Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday.
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick`s Irregular Leftover Equipment

SAAB
Send Another Automobile Back
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown.

TOYOTA
Too Often Yankees Overpay (for) This Auto

VOLVO
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

VW
Virtually Worthless
Very Weird


not bad eh?
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Old 11-04-2002, 05:02 PM   #2
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No Bad !!
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Old 11-04-2002, 05:14 PM   #3
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No Bad !!
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Renault: Retarded Engine No Acceleration Ugly Lump of Trash

LOL! awesome page man. thanks
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Old 11-04-2002, 05:17 PM   #4
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Welcome to car-forums.com Mountain914 and thanks for the site

GMC: Got A Mechanic Coming?
is still my favorite...
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Old 12-17-2002, 04:06 AM   #5
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SUZUKI

some ugly zebra understands KICK IT

i hate suzukis
...im not to good with acronyms. does it show? haha
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Old 12-17-2002, 04:08 AM   #6
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oh, and zebra was the onlything i could think of for Z
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Old 12-03-2003, 11:55 PM   #7
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Brings Me Women

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Old 12-03-2003, 11:58 PM   #8
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Brings Me Women


Breaks More than Works 8O
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Old 12-03-2003, 11:58 PM   #9
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this is kinda one...

GTO - Gas, Tires and Oil....the 3 things one consumes the most
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Old 12-04-2003, 12:02 AM   #10
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Breaks More than Works 8O

Vehicular Waste

d'oh...
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Old 12-04-2003, 12:02 AM   #11
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Old 12-04-2003, 12:03 AM   #12
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Go Mama Celeste!
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...love it!
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Pretentious, overly racey, sassy car hellbent on excitement
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